Part 1
Being employed at Norton House general factotum, handyman (fucking helping hand), and my life took on an entirely new meaning and taught me that life really does begin at sixty. Everything was discreet and the tenants very nice and pleasant.
One would think they were just ordinary middle class oldies. But the truth was that they all loved sex in every way – literally. It was fantastic.
Mr and Mrs Wright were (on the outside) a normal old couple. Sylvia was a very buxom sixty-eight and dressed to impress. I noticed that on occasions she wore very tight leggings that highlighted an extremely fat arse and camel toe – so a clue to the inner goings on there. He was around 68 I would guess. However, he also liked wearing tight trousers and was not a bit concerned that his (seemingly large) cock was outlined for all to see. They were both young in outlook and it came as a surprise when I had a call from Carolyn asking if I could see them on Friday to help them “get it up” as Sylvia was getting very sexually frustrated- missing getting fucked for the last three months. What a lovely problem to help them solve. But it was intriguing
Friday at three Sylvia opened the door and directed me to the living room.
‘Robert, it is so good of you to see if you can help Charlie and me. Let me explain the problem. We have always had a very close and satisfactory sex life but for the last three months he just has not been able to get an erection. No matter what I do – nothing works. What do you think you can do – apart from taking his place that is’
‘Well, that is plain speaking Sylvia. May I ask a few questions to get some background? I noticed that Charlie likes to wear tight trousers (and I would guess no underwear) which shows off his cock to very good effect. And you, I can see make a very big effort to show your very big cunt camel toe to everyone – including me. It’s not that I disapprove – far from it; I enjoy looking every time I see you both. But does that have bearing on the problem.’
‘You are very astute Robert and quite right. We both enjoy showing our wears and it started years ago when we wanted to attract other men to join us in our bed. But as we are now old there are no takers – not even here in Norton Towers.’
Ruling out that Sylvia was not a lesbian, I surmised that Charlie was either very aroused through his slightly bisexual side or liked to watch Sylvia getting fucked. So I asked her straight. She went very red and was obviously embarrassed.
I don’t know how to put this Robert, Charlie gets very turned on talking to other men we meet, about what they would like to do with me. He is slightly bisexual but with no penetration either end. And to be honest, I get very hot and randy from their comments listening to them and amusing myself at the same time.
‘So Sylvia it seems the way out of your difficulty would be for me to become Charlie’s best mate and a fuck buddy to the two of you. I’m very up for it if you are?’
‘I know I am asking a lot of you Robert but it would be lovely if Charlie can get a really raging hard on again and screw me – in every way possible. But I promise we will always ask you to get fully involved. Gwen told me about your interests.
So, with agreement, I arranged with Sylvia to say to Charlie that she had invited me for tea tomorrow on the pretext that we had not been formally introduced since I started as handyman. I really do like it when refined elderly ladies talk dirty and admit they really enjoy sex.
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So there I was Saturday afternoon, having a pleasant cup of tea and cake with Charlie and Sylvia. No guessing as where they wanted to conversation to go – their clothes and body language said it all. Charlie sat next to me and on the opposite sofa Sylvia was wearing a flared skirt that I swear was a good three inches above her knees and resting on her lovely plum thighs and showing a hint of stocking top. Through her blouse she was proudly showing off her impressive tits encased in very strong bra.
I don’t know where he got them but Charlie was wearing chinos but made from a very fine material that with his legs wide open and touching my knee more than showed off his package.
After the normal introductions I asked Charlie what his interests were.
‘My only interest these days is looking at Sylvia putting on show for me, Robert. And I am a disappointment that even with my blue pills I cannot give her what she wants. No matter how much I try, my libido is gone.
‘Can you think of any reasons for that?’ I asked, as I gently put my hand on his knee and winked at Sylvia. ‘Sylvia is very sexy mature lady. I bet that like me, you love your women with lots of hair down there. Sylvia, are you hairy?’
‘Well Robert, let me show you.’ Teasingly pulling up her skirt, gently leaning back she opened her fat thighs, back openly displaying a lovely silver hairy cunt through her sheer gusset less girdle. ‘Charlie loves my hairy snatch so much that I haven’t bothered to shave for over ten years- and surprisingly it is lovely and fluffy.”
‘Sylvia, you will embarrass Robert. Are you embarrassed Robert?'
‘Far from it, Charlie, I get really turned on by hairy minges especially ones like Sylvia’s here. She also has gorgeous fat labia. That much hair also keeps her love juices in place- It really gets me going – feel how excited I am’ as I gently pulled his hand into my crotch. ‘Go on Charlie; have good feel.' He smiled as he grabbed hold of my semi hard dick.
Sylvia was beaming and said, ‘Don’t be shy Charlie, asks Robert to help you out and see how things go.’
With Charlie actively getting me harder, Charlie said, ‘This is like the old days, Robert, but Sylvia, ‘you have to play as well to help us all have a good time. Robert, in our little perverted sexual world, Sylvia and I get hot by trying old and new things. So go ahead, ask me and her to do anything – she has your undivided attention.'
This is all my fantasies coming true – and I didn’t want to disappointed. All this verbal foreplay had got Sylvia to the point caressing her fanny.
Taking things in hand, I instructed Charlie to take off his trousers and I did the same.