I’d been texting a friend when we got there, so I’d waited in the car while Richard went in to shop for a new fishing reel. When he returned, I called him around to my side of the car and pointed at the ground.

He frowned. “What is that? Looks like cum.”

“It is cum.”

“Bullshit!”

“No, really. A car pulled up and I wasn’t paying any attention, but when I looked over the guy had his door open and was jerking off.”

“Seriously? What did you do?”

“I watched. C’mon, take me home… I’m so fucking horny I’m dripping!”