‘Just lie back and relax. You’re going to need your energy.’ Of which I know you’re not gonna be short.

‘My husband?’ Cheating bastard. ‘No, he’s not around. Just you and me, sweetie.

‘You know I met him same place as you? Thirteen years ago.’ Same student bar. ‘Call me nostalgic.

‘You’re built like him too, only… better. Feel that. Mmmm. College football, right? Strength.’ And stamina. Once we get past round one.

‘You’re an improvement all ways. You’re what I need, baby.’ A bigger, thicker, harder… all-nighter.

‘Okay, enough talk. Take off those shorts and come to momma.’