Who is playing whom?
When we started to dress for dinner Carol insisted that I wore something that would work if we went out.
"I thought we were having dinner and then coming back here."
"Well yeah, I guess," she said, "but I don't know how fast she'll want to be, you know she might want to go to a club or something to get in the mood."
"So anything goes?"
"Well yeah, I guess, sort of."
"Carol darling, you're not being a lot of help. I'd like to know what would be bad, you know what you'd say no to if you had the chance."
"Like?"
"I guess it depends on how much of a test you want it to be" I said. "I could meet her like it was a date, have you introduce us and then take her off somewhere and you could wait for me to come home. That's doing it hard ball, full on as if you were a cuck queen. At the other extreme you take her off for the evening and I stay home waiting for you. You'd be hampered by the belt, but she could have fun trying to break in. What do you think she'd like?"
"I think she's expecting, um... a threesome...um... most likely...I think." Carol stopped for a moment, staring into my eyes and then she rolled off me back onto the bed, looking at the ceiling and closing her eyes before she focussed on me again.
"That first scenario is scary, well for me anyway. I sort of think I should let you do that... I ought to... but maybe not yet. Me having a date with her and abandoning you doesn't seem fair."
"It's no different from you and Eddie."
"Mmmm... I still think the threesome is best. Neither of us have ever done that— I know... you haven't done number one either... you haven't have you?"
"No."
"You probably should... one of these days..."
I rolled over and kissed her. "One of these days."
She lay, saying nothing, eyes closed for a couple of minutes and I let her thoughts do whatever they were doing.
"This is good," she said eventually. "I like this. It's scary enough to be edgy but still fun. We'd better get dressed. Pity we didn't get two belts, I bet she'd fancy trying it."
"Oh that would be a great night for me— two women and no sex."
"You could cage up as well and then all we could do was talk about it... If she had your key and I had her's and you had mine. She could suck you if she wanted to but she could only get fucked by you if I said yes..."
"You're getting way too complicated," I said. "No one is doing anything to anyone unless we all agree."
Carol giggled.
"It's all very well us talking about all these options," I said, "but I wish I knew exactly what the two of you had talked about?"
For a few seconds Carol managed to get a serious face on.
"This is going to sound silly," she said. "I'm not sure I can pin it down exactly— we were kind of joking around and I didn't commit us to anything, I mean, you know, I said I couldn't agree something without you. I mean... it would have been daft wouldn't it, you know, saying what a great husband you were and then promising stuff without talking to you... I couldn't do that."
She glanced away for a second and then back to me.
"I know I did that before. I haven't forgotten what I did, but that was then and this is now."
"So this woman is turning up and we're going to have some sort of evening... but none of us know what. Great— I love a detailed plan."
There was no point in playing more of this game. It was fun but I started to get a sinking feeling that one of us would put a foot wrong and regret something.
“Promise me whatever happens we’re both forgiven afterwards,” Carol said, a little catch of anxiety in her voice. I could sense what she was doing, she was trying to make up to me, give me the same freedom that she'd stollen but it seemed like the more she thought about it the more she got a deeper appreciation of what she'd done to me and it wasn't a good feeling.
“I think it’s called a hall pass. You want I should print a couple?” I said, trying to lighten the tone a fraction.
We got dressed and headed downstairs. Under her elegant dress, invisible to bystanders, Carol wore her belt with both vibrators and no other underwear. I was free for the first time in two days, that felt good.
We were already at a table with a bottle of wine open when Andrea strolled in, or to be more accurate— made an entrance. That far through the week I'd gotten used to everyone looking at Carol in the restaurant but if the two of them had come in through different doors I think Andrea might have shaded the eyeball count.
Carol stood up so Andrea could see where we were. I stood up to look as though I had good manners.
“Hi,” Andrea purred, “So this is your... husband.
“Chris,” I said “and you must be Andrea.” She beamed at me with a thousand watt smile and then winked at Carol. Seeing that wink and a kind of knowing look that went with it I realised that I had no idea what the two of them might have cooked up between them; all that banter with Carol and talk of vague wild schemes could have been a cover for some other plan. I ought to have been happy to be eating with two dazzling women and be the envy of every man in the room. I was feeling good but there was a little nagging suspicion in my mind that I wasn't playing with a full deck, that the girls had spent half a day together, supposedly on business but that must have left some time to at least discuss this evening.
We skipped starters, I guess each of us was thinking that we might be somewhat active later in the evening and there was no point in feeling too full. We each had fish, again guessing without conversation that something tasty but light was a good idea. When the waiter turned up asking about deserts I got my first surprise.
"I'll just have coffee," said Carol and I must go and make room for that."
"Order something for me," Andrea said and left with Carol aiming for the ladies room.
The plot thickens I thought. I scanned the menu, looking for something light and delightful. I'm a fan of cheesecake myself, but that can be very heavy. I settled for a couple of meringues with a raspberry sauce.
A minute later my phone buzzed. There was a text from Carol.
"Love, I'm heading for the room, you carry on with Andrea."
I tried to call her back but got no reply. I was going to send a text but Andrea showed up a few seconds later, sashaying across the floor to me, looking like a cat who'd got an extra helping of cream.
"Did Carol call you?" she said.
"Sent a text."
"So it's you and me kid."
"I guess so."
"Can I say, before anything else that I talked to Carol and she's happy with anything we want to do."
I couldn't see any way I could argue with that. Checking up on such a solid statement would surely screw up the evening before it started. I didn't want Carol telling me I was a wimp.
"I ordered meringues," I said, leaving the ball in her court.
"Carol is quite a girl," she said. "I gather she led you a dance.
I did my best to smile. "Yeah, but I think I caught up."
"Mmmm, I can't imagine what that was like."
"What did she tell you?"
"About the art gallery you made— she showed me some of the pictures."
"Showed or shared? I mean did she give you copies?"
"I wish," she said. "A girl could keep herself happy for a while with a set like that." A deep throated chuckle, came with a wide smile. "So about tonight. You need to know that I like what I've seen of you so far and if you could pull that stunt on Carol there must be a brain and some nerve there. I was going to suggest that the three of us went to this little jazz club I know. It's not far away. What do you think?"
The dessert arrived, giving me a second to think. "Did you tell Carol?"
"Yeah, Carol knows," she said.
I could have checked with Carol but right then but I think I was falling under Andrea’s spell a little and she made it sound as though she was working to a plan. She was, but what the plan was I only found out later. We headed out to her car. Another mistake.
The club was a couple of miles away, but very cool. Dark, atmospheric and a horn player who gave a good impersonation of Miles Davis. We got lost in the music for a while and got very close to each other every time we had a little dance. Cool jazz, a heavy perfume, dark lights and a few other couples who seemed very into each other and I was so hooked I barely gave Carol a thought.
Fortunately Andrea made another trip to the ladies, so I sent Carol a message.
"Why aren't you here?."
I got a text back twenty seconds later.
"Where?"
"A Jazz club, Andrea drove, It was dark coming in, I didn't see the name. I don't have the address. I can call you back with the address but I don't know how long we're staying."
Oh shit I thought. Andrea didn't tell Carol. Time to think fast. When she came back I played it cool.
"How long are we staying here?"
"Worried about Carol?"
I was, but there was no way I was going to say.
"I thought she'd be here."
"I think she's teasing us."
That could be true I guess.
I let the band play another number and danced to one more. Andrea had her hands all over me including an exploration of my groin. That reminded me that I needed the mens room.
I called Carol.
"What's going on?"
"She told me she'd squared it with you."
"Cunning bitch."
I sighed down the phone.
"I know," she said. "I kind of made space for that to happen."
"What do you want me to do?"
There was a long pause. "Does that remote in your pocket work long distance?"
"Damned if I know." I took the thing out and hit the front vibe. "Does it?"
"Oooh yeah, it does."
"So what do I do?"
"Fuck the bitch, fuck her good and get me that contract and when you fuck her vibe me."
"I don't know how long the battery lasts. I'm not fucking her here anyway. I’ll have no way of knowing if you get a buzz."
“Because you’ll be stark naked fucking Andrea... shit... Go on love— get me that contract. I bet the bitch has plans, she suckered me, told me she wanted some alone time with you to break the ice."
"Okay kid," I said. "Whatever she dreams up just don't forget I love you and I'm coming back to you.”
I made my way back to Andrea, the band were playing loud. She’d gotten me another drink. I looked at it with suspicion, well paranoia really. I'd watched Carol switch drinks on that guy in the bar but there was no way I could do that here, Andrea was drinking something quite different.
"Do you like olives?" I said, glancing at Andrea. "I'll see if the bar has some." I got up, took my drink with me and headed off, leaving her sitting there.
"Give me another one of these please, "I said, "and some olives. Someone dropped something in my glass— can't be too careful. I drank a couple of inches from the new glass, picked up the olives, paid the man and headed back.
The next number was quiet enough for conversation. "You want to dance some more or head off?"
"Yeah, we might as well roll," she said. I downed the rest of the drink and we headed for Andrea's car. I'm a good navigator, I knew in a hundred yards that we were headed the wrong way.
"Are we going to your place?"
"How did you guess?"
"The moon," I said. "It should be behind us. What are you planning?"
"I thought my place would be more comfortable."
"Did you tell Carol we'd do that?"
"Oh sure," she said. Damn, wrong way to ask, there was no way I could call Carol without sounding distrustful.
"Uh huh," I said. "This contract she's doing with you, any issues or is it all plain sailing."
"You're the deal," she said. "I get you in bed and Carol gets the deal."
"Did Carol agree to that?"
"Not exactly in so many words, but she knows the game."
"So this is modern commerce?"
"Carol's smart, I don't blame her for sticking with you, but have you got what it takes or does she need to keep getting side deals? I'm curious."
"Time will tell I guess."
"Do right by me and I'll put in a good word for you— give her the contract and tell her she should stick with you."
The arrogance of the woman was something else. I almost blew up but looked out of the window and kept my cool. If Carol stayed with me, or me with her it was going to be down to us, not the say so of some fashion buyer from a one night stand. On the other hand, the way things were going, best to play it long.