Messenger 14
“Do you know where Anthony is?” Julie asked.
“No,” Laura shrugged. "I know where he was; but he could be anywhere now."
“Anywhere?”
“Anywhere within a hundred miles of where I left him. Can't you track him with your phone?”
“He left his phone at the office."
"Why do you need to find him. He's coming back."
“Are you sure? I mean how am I to know?"
“He is coming back. Believe me. You need to think about what you want from him so you know when he gets here.” Laura paused for a second, “and what you want from me too.”
“If you’d asked me four weeks ago I’d have been happy with what I had.”
“Really?”
“Most of the time. Yeah. There’s always something isn’t there, but mostly yeah. The thing is— well um, who pays attention to what’s working. The first time you have a washer-dryer it’s amazing, those clothes come out fluffy and beautiful but it’s hard to still be wildly excited about it six months later.”
“Good, I like that. You’re getting back on form, very rational, so go on, tell me what was missing.”
“Like Anthony said, he neglected me— no, that doesn’t sound right, there were days, times, when more would have been good. It wasn’t that bad. We’d have got there; but since the court everything's different."
"Go on."
"He's worried about himself, I've worried about me, about us— him and me I mean. Why do I want more?"
“I thought you were getting plenty.”
Julie grimaced. “Yeah, sort of. Physically yes, but did that work stuff work make me more horny? Actually I don't mean horny. I was giving out a lot to clients, I needed something back and partly I needed it with without asking, without making all the moves, without thinking ahead. I wanted to be out of control."
"Out of control? You?"
"A bit. Like when you beat me up. I let you do it because it was so great to let go."
"It's not going to be easy getting that into a contract."
"I brought a tape home. You should watch it."
"Who made it?"
"I did, George grilled me when the others had gone. I guess I was beginning to lose it. I worked damn hard with those guys and then I couldn’t get hold of you or Anthony."
"I'll watch it if you want me to, but isn't it for Anthony?"
"But he's not here."
Laura nodded. "Maybe we'd better find him."
"Not yet. I'll swim and laze around. You're right, It's best if I wait for him isn't? I mean what's the point in finding him before he's ready?" She glanced at the table. "Anyway I haven't done my homework yet. I have to read all those papers before he gets back."
~ ~ ~ ~
It was two days before Anthony appeared, two days in which Julie and Laura hung out around the pool and talked.
When the motorhome appeared on the drive mid morning the two of them rushed outside. Laura got to the drive first. The vehicle seemed huge and Julie couldn't imagine how Anthony could park it and allow room for the other cars to get out. Caught in two minds, hardly daring to watch, she hung back— it would be terrible to be standing there if he hit something. She started to turn to go inside but the engine stopped. By then Laura was standing next to the door and Anthony had little choice but to step out into her arms.
Julie ran into the house, grabbed a bottle of champagne from the fridge, ripped the foil off and pulled the cork, filling three glasses before the liquid could spill everywhere. Clutching the glasses in one hand she was back at the front door as Anthony arrived.
She stood there holding a glass forward for him and he stopped, unsure, awkward.
"Thanks," he said taking the glass, his voice hesitant.
"What?"
"I was going to hug you."
Julie sagged, her smile drooping, her legs almost giving way.
"Damn."
“What?”
“I got it wrong again.”
Anthony blinked, half smiled and then looked serious.
“How long have we known each other?”
“About ten years.”
“Does this feel weird to you, like we were starting over.”
Julie hesitated for a second. “You look the same as always.”
“Yes,” he said, “I checked this morning. I did think about growing a beard.”
“To shock me?”
“More for me. To remind myself that I don’t know who I am.”
“Really?”
"I know that lawyer guy," he said, "but the guy driving the camper turned out to be someone I hardly knew."
"Julie took his arm, tentatively at first, watching to see his reaction, and then with a little more assurance she led him into the living room. "Tell me about him," she said.
"I'm not sure I know him too well myself."
"If this new guy was driving, how did you manage to get the lawyer to do that contract stuff?"
"Hypnosis."
Julie began to chuckle and slowly began to laugh. Anthony waited, unsure what to do, waited until she calmed down.
"The thing is," she said. "I'm married to the lawyer guy. Is it cheating if I seduce this new bloke? Does he have a name by the way?"
"Tony."
"Ah. Any chance Tony could take me for a drive? I'd like to see what that machine is like. Is the bed comfortable?"
"There's two beds, one over the cab and one at the back."
"Could you persuade Tony to take me for a drive?"
"Sorry," he said, working hard to keep a straight face. "Do I know you?"
"Angela," she said, "Angela Evans, I'm your wife's alter ego."
"Very good," said Laura, strolling into the room with her glass of wine. “I think you should do that, the two of you.”
“You don’t want to come?”
“I do,” she said “but I shouldn’t. This whole thing with us only works if you two are solid— well that’s how I see it. I haven’t known you long but it’s been intense. It feels like you’re one person. I don’t want to lose that person. Does that make any sense at all?”
“No.” Julie and Anthony said together. “ But yes too,” Julie said. “But I get how it could be.”
“You guys take that truck and roam for a day or two, I have stuff to do.”
“Stuff?”
“Well it depends on you two. It would be cool to move here but the flat at the studio would be good too. This sounds slightly crazy but could I try this place for a couple of days and the flat for a few. I could do that until you get back and then I’d like to borrow the truck.”
“You want to go on a trip?”
“No, if you two will still have me I’ll want to move house, it’s hard to do with a motorbike, even with three wheels, but I’d get everything into that thing.”
“It’s only rented.”
“Rent it for longer.”
~ ~ ~ ~
Julie had a quick look at the interior of the camper, threw some clothes and sleeping gear into a bag and was ready to go. Anthony watched, waiting until she seemed ready before saying anything.
"Okay," she said. "I'm ready. Do you need to shower or eat or get anything?"
"I'm fine," he said. "Do you want to drive?"
"I don't want to back out of here; maybe I could have a go when we get out on open roads. You could give me a lesson."
They tossed a coin for North or South and ended up heading for the Lake District. They took it in turns driving between the service stations on the M6. They skipped lunch and made it to the lakes by late afternoon.
"Does Tony cook?"
Anthony laughed. "Of necessity," he said. "You'll have to be the judge."
"I'm going to try the shower."
Five minutes later the bathroom door opened a crack. "Naked or dressed?" she said.
"A bathrobe. I don't want you getting cold."
There was only one robe in the room, obviously Anthony's, but no matter, there was something about Anthony's voice that said it might be a more serious meal.
Julie sat at the table and watched Anthony put plates and cutlery ready. She knew from the aromas that this was going to be another chilli beef extravaganza. Did he have strawberries in the fridge?
She watched him serve the meal, smiling, wondering what to say.
"Thanks," she said. "Nice touch."
Anthony gave a sheepish smile. "If I can make out that it's a romantic special it hides the fact that it's the only thing I know how to cook."
"I can eat and listen if you want to tell me about Tony."
"Yeah," he said. "It's not easy; that's what I realised while I was away. The good thing is that I told Laura to go home."
"Why? I wouldn't... um, no, go on don't let me interrupt."
"If she'd stayed I guess it we'd have had great sex but I think I would have been lost. It was a sort of survival instinct, sending her away. I would have been lost if she'd stayed."
"Lost?"
"Well," he chuckled, "Tony would have been lost."
She ate another fork full of chilli and waited.
"Tony is sort of who I was before I met you, well not just before, Tony is who you married. That first year, we had a lot of fun, dreaming, thinking about who we wanted to be. That was Tony."
"Was I Angela back then?"
He smiled. "Sort of in a way except I don't think you were screwing other guys. I don't think you were."
"No," she said, chuckling. "I wasn't."
"But we did talk about it didn't we. I remember we had a serious discussion and we thought it might be fun—“
"But we decided it was risky."
"Yeah, risky, but as I remember it we thought the risk was other people knowing. We thought we'd be okay. That's what I remember."
He looked up, catching her eye. She nodded, trying to think back ten years.
"Once I persuaded Laura to go home, that's when it all got weird. My plan was to drive off into the wild blue yonder and have fun."
"Sounds like a good plan."
"Yeah, a great plan, only one problem, I had no idea what fun was. When you're driving you have to make decisions, which way to go, where to stop, why to stop. I realised that I'd spent a decade doing what was put in front of me. I know that's what everyone does, and I did want to do it, sort of. I liked the law, I liked the challenge. I liked being good at it, but I became that guy. I got all my fun from doing that."
He looked up quickly, suddenly worried. "It wasn't you," he said. "I think it was the job, and me never stopping to think."
"Ditto."
"Yeah, I guess."
"We could save some time," she said, "If we didn't bother trying to decide who was most to blame. We could call it a draw and start on where to go next."
Anthony's face brightened. “I’d like that.”
“Sure?”
He laughed.
“So we’ve found something you like?”
“Yeah, right," he said. "What about you? I started off on this feeling bad because I didn’t look out for what you needed.”
“I have something you need to hear,” she said. “I need the internet to get the tape, do you mind, it won’t take long.”
I took a couple of minutes to log in, search for the right place and download it.
“The other voice is George," she said. "The others had gone by then. He pushed me and I guess I knew deep down it might be useful.”
She hit the switch and the tinny sound came out of her laptop, a voice barely recognisable as hers.
Julie:- “I'd like to be swept off my feet, to be out of control, fucked out of my brains, not have to think, be taken over and over."
George:- "Could you let yourself go like that?"
Julie:- "I don't know, but I'd really like to find out."
George:- "You've recorded this haven't you."
Julie:- "Yes, I guess I have."
George:- "Promise me this, if you don't get what you need then play Anthony this tape. Will you do that?"
Julie:- "Maybe,"
George:- "Promise."
“Did you promise?”
“Actually no, but I’m showing it to you anyway.” She paused for a second, looking at the table. "I hate dropping this on you, it sounds raw like that. It doesn't have to be rough sex. Not having to think is what matters."
She looked up, trying to read his face. "The think is love, I think you need something like the same thing. All those detective thrillers and sports that you watch, they're cheap thrills, freebie excitement. All you have to do is hit the button on the remote. You get all your sense of achievement from what you do at work and I've become the same. I get a buzz out of stuff like I did at the weekend and it's the same with your big cases, but it wipes us out."
Anthony smiled, reached out a hand to hold her's. "So what do we do?"
"Am I right?"
"Some of it, some of it for sure, but I'm not sure what I need is raucous sex. Maybe," he chuckled, "I don't have a clue. you're better at thinking about this stuff because you've done it for so many people."
He stopped, frowning, trying to read her face but she was waiting for him. "If you were advising me what would you say?"
"I don't think I can do that," she said. "Usually I ask clients what they think they want and why they can't get it. I don't think I can do that with you. I think we have to come at it from a different angle."
"Couldn't you at least try?"
She squeezed his hand. "Of course. Sorry, I was covering my professional back. Will you promise to answer whatever I ask you, even if it hurts."
"Yes."
"When you put those papers together, what were you feeling? What were you thinking and feeling. What sort of thoughts were going through your mind, and how did your feelings develop as you did it. When it was done, what was it like giving it to Laura and what did you feel when she'd gone, when you knew there was no turning back? When you knew I was bound to read it?"
"Can I make some coffee?"
"I'll make it, you try to think. Dig into your feelings." She got up tying the robe around her and quickly found the coffee grounds and set the percolator going.
"I did the lawyer thing," he said. "I started from first principles— what does the law say. What does the marriage contract amount to. I tried to write down what it would look like if a couple just drew up a contract to cover the same things. First off I took the text from the marriage service, that was easy. Then I hunted up a bunch of prenup agreements and dug out from those a kind of reverse marriage agreement; what not to do kind of thing."
"That screws me then," she said.
"No, no love, I'm not finished." He looked up quickly and saw her smiling. "Oh, right, you've read it of course. I thought the thing to do with all that stuff was make it subject to agreement. Not do the following unless... kind of thing. After that I looked at divorce agreements to see if there was anything in there that could be added."
"Why?"
"Well in a divorce the partners agree what to do about children and property and so on, so that implies that those things must be in the marriage and amount to parts of the deal that you can't quit on." He stopped to sip some coffee. "After that I tried to think my way though stuff like review periods, penalty clauses and all the stuff that most contracts have."
"And how did it make you feel?"
"The first day was good. It was a relief to get away from... well from me, from Tony, and do some work. It was a distraction from everything.” He stopped, closing his eyes for a few seconds. “The next day was hell."
"Why?" she was still holding his hand.
"By then I had most of the structure there and I started to let the words sink into my head..."
"And that was bad?"
"I started to feel like an idiot. That was my whole life, that's what I did, turned people's lives into pieces of paper. I read it over and over and it tore me to pieces. Those words about honour and cherish you can't turn them into legal algebra. I could hear myself grilling a witness; 'Could you give me an example of how you were cherished?' I knew I could tear it to bits."
"Do I cherish you?"
Julie's voice was so small it could have been lost in the birdsong outside the van, but the doors and windows were closed.
"You do."
"Really?" she said, almost choking on the words.
"I've been thinking a lot. That night when you were naked under the satin dress and I didn't notice. I've been though it in my mind over and over. 'There's a surprise,' you said. I thought it was cream with the apple pie but actually you were the surprise, naked under the dress. You didn't get annoyed, if you did, you didn't show it. You collected the cream as if that was the surprise all along. If that isn't cherishing love, then I don't know what is."
He squeezed her hand, trying to smile though tears welling up in his eyes. "It's me that's no good at it, not you."
"Sorry love," she said. "I shouldn't have told you about the dress."
"I needed to know, I needed to be told, I'm just not sure if I can do it."
"Do what?"
"Make you lose control, fuck your brains out or whatever you said."
"Maybe I can help."
"You know the craziest thing."
"I can't begin to guess."
"That night when I was at home after the court case, before Laura turned up— I actually thought about calling Angela. I'd seen her in court, she was impressive and kept her cool through some tough stuff. I figured she knew you pretty well and she was in the right line of work so I thought maybe she could help me." He looked up, properly grinning for the first time since they stopped. "It's fucking funny isn't it."