Thankfully it was Friday, the kids were at school and my wife was accomplishing some errands and shopping. I was actually enjoying the slower pace around the farm and happy to do things at my own pace for once. I knew my chores had to be done and I had a "honey do" list to accomplish but the day was starting off so relaxing and it is was hard to get motivated.
After finishing a pot of coffee and surfing the web for hours, I decided I should get busy and actually accomplish something before my wife came back home for the day. Thankfully the kids were having a sleepover so it was really going to be a quiet day around the farm.
I couldn't believe how fast the time went. It was now early afternoon and I was way behind on my chores. I picked a couple of the quickest chores to accomplish first but I knew there was no way to get my chores finished before my lovely wife would get home. She doesn't often leave me a "honey do" list but she knew I had all day to get things done and she would not be happy if they weren't complete. I tried to think of a good excuse to avoid her finding out the truth.
I decided to tell her I was just feeling unwell, I stopped doing any more chores and went inside to have a couple beers and a nap before she got home. The next thing I remember is being woken up at three pm to my wife asking why I was sleeping. I rolled over and told her I had been sick all day while trying to act as if I was still not feeling great. She was buying into my story and even offered to make me something to eat so I might feel better. She brought me a bowl of soup and told me to relax. I felt guilty for lying to her but it was better than being in trouble if she knew I was just being a lazy husband all day.
She then reminded me that a friend of mine, John, from out of town was coming over for supper tonight and he was planning on staying the night. She asked if she should cancel our plans with him since I was under the weather. I told her I was actually feeling much better and we should continue our dinner plans with him. She knows John's a good friend of mine and didn't want me feeling unwell when he arrived so she recommended I just relax and have a warm shower. She said she would finish some of my chores which included cleaning the house before our company arrived. She also started cooking dinner while I took it easy. I should've used this excuse before.. she's always been a caring wife but clearly so much more caring when she feels I am ill!
After a long warm shower, I got dressed and sat lazily in the living room while she finished cleaning, washed the floors and got supper ready. This was one of the best Friday's I could remember..
Next, the doorbell rang, it was my old friend who periodically visited when he was travelling nearby. We decided to have a beer in the living room while my wife continued to get everything ready. We were catching up, reminiscing about old times and having a great conversation when we were called into the kitchen for supper. Supper was delicious as usual and because it was John visiting, my wife offered to clean up after supper and do the dishes so we could continue to catch up with one another. We went downstairs to shoot a couple games of pool and truthfully we were having a great evening.
Meanwhile, upstairs, my wife was scraping off the dinner plates into the garbage when she noticed two empty beer cans in the kitchen garbage. Normally they would be put into the recycle bin but I put the empty beer cans under some garbage hoping she wouldn't see them and figure out I wasn't really sick earlier in the day. She continued doing the dishes as if nothing was seen. Meanwhile, she was internally questioning my "sickness" and trying to understand why else beer cans would have been placed in the garbage.
She decided to check the computer history and there she saw that I had been checking out some inappropriate websites for hours that morning. She was now furious and I had no idea she had proved my sickness to be a complete lie.
Meanwhile, I was still downstairs, oblivious to how much trouble I was going to be in. Surely she wouldn't bring it up with company over. Would she?
Over the years, our relationship has always been very fair and equal between my wife and I. But because I had an unfortunate tendency to be less than attentive and often disrespectful, we have decided that whenever I upset my wife she gets to punish me as she sees fit. Any misbehaviour is not tolerated and this is a consensual arrangement we made to make me a better husband and father. Her favorite and most common punishment had always been bare bottom spankings that are very long, hard and real. I must say I do fear her corporal punishment sessions because she does not show mercy or go easy until she knows I've learned my lesson which often leaves my ass welted, bruised and severely marked. I know this type of discipline is needed to actually get me to change my selfish habits or misdeeds but that does not make it any easier to endure.
She does not believe in adults receiving warnings even for small misbehaviours or infractions. And because of her non-lenient approach, I do my very best to not upset her. Hence why I used the excuse of being sick instead of admitting I was disobedient to her chore requests.
We continued shooting pool and drinking beer, but before long I ended up running my mouth and telling my company all about how I had lied to my wife earlier about being sick to get out of doing chores. We laughed about it and my friend thought it was a genius way to get out of doing chores. We both continued to make comments about how women can be easily fooled and how annoying it is to always be told what to do. We both had a few too many drinks and our voices carried farther throughout the house than I had imagined.
Unknown to me my wife had heard everything and was actually recording our disrespectful comments on her phone.. After probably about half an hour of us carrying on like a couple of college-aged kids, she had reached her boiling point and came stomping downstairs. When I looked over at her, I knew immediately that she was livid with me and John. My stomach felt like it dropped out of me and I suddenly knew this wasn't going to be good. I wasn't sure if she was going to do or say anything specific in front of John. Our discipline agreement had always been kept private within the walls of our home...
Surprisingly, in a calm tone, she began to tell John the details of our female led relationship. I didn't have the guts to ask her to stop. I felt humiliated and embarrassed. She made it very clear that I am disciplined for even small offences and that I get disciplined with bare bottom over the knee spankings. I turned so red and felt so humiliated knowing our secret was out! She continued to say that this was no small offence and a simple spanking would not suffice for my behaviour this evening. She then proceeded to say to John that his behaviour was no better and that he's lucky he's not married to her because she would do the same thing to him if she had the chance. John was silent and somehow we both felt miraculously sober!
There was no question we also felt like naughty boys being lectured by our mom.
Next, she turned to me and her tone significantly changed from calm to stern! She began scolding me immediately raising her voice.
"Do you understand how much trouble you are in? You have disrespected me and disgusted me by your behaviour. First of all, you faked a sickness and lied to me about it, then you made me do your chores and cook and clean up after dinner! And you have the guts to hide two empty cans of beer in the garbage so I wouldn't find them?"
I couldn't say anything and couldn't look at my wife or John in the eyes. I knew he was so uncomfortable!
She then continued her lecture. Clearly becoming more agitated,
"How dare you not do your chores but instead go online and look at dozens of porn sites! You know we have rules about you going on sites like that without my permission. What do you have to say about all this? Why don't you tell our guest what's gonna happen to you tonight? Look at him in the eyes and tell him NOW!"
I then shakily proceeded to tell him that I was going to be spanked on the bare for my behaviour!
She then continued to scold me,
"How dare you drink so much? Obviously, you forget that when you drink too much you raise your voice! I heard every disrespectful comment that came out of both of your mouths tonight and I have had more than enough. The only way men ever learn is with strict discipline and that is exactly what is going to happen! You will be begging me to stop. And, because I had to listen to your rude comments all night, John is gonna get to hear your ass getting smacked over and over until you're a sobbing mess!
"I obviously have more than enough reasons to spank you for a month and that is exactly how long I intend to make sure your ass is sore. Both of you have upset me greatly tonight ! Your behaviour is inexcusable and will not be tolerated in my home. Men don't behave like this! little boys do! You both should be ashamed of yourselves.
"And John, if you hadn't drunk so much I'd tell you to leave and drive home! But as it is, your bedroom is here downstairs! You are not allowed to leave because you are over the limit so don't even think about getting into your car! Sean is going to be severely punished tonight for BOTH of your actions. He knows that this isn't a joke and will not for one minute be a pleasant experience.
"Because Sean has agreed to receiving discipline from me, he will be paying for his mistakes and yours! So as you lay in bed tonight you can consider yourself very lucky that you're not on the receiving end of my cane and whatever other implements I choose to use.