The sight of Candy lying on a sunlounger by the pool was driving me crazy. It always amazes me that there is not more sexual activity on beaches and poolsides, because everybody’s out there almost naked. You wouldn’t sit in a room with a woman in just your underpants and she in just a bra and knickers – or if you did, you would be expecting to get lucky very soon. And yet in sunbathing mode we are expected to behave “like adults”, which, in that case, means not getting excited, or even not apparently noticing the state of undress in which you and a woman are luxuriating.
Candy was five feet six inches of beautiful American woman. From her wild, spiky blonde hair down to the white edges of her feet she was the feminine, carnal element of the American Dream; not only could you aspire to and attain the highest professional success in the land of opportunity, you could also enjoy a woman as gorgeous, as pretty and as sexy as any in the world.
It’s all relative, anyway, and very much a matter of personal taste. If we take Candy piece by piece, there’s that hair: artificially blonde but effective and in a lively, striking style that nature alone did not create.
Her eyes: blue-green and clear, an advertisement for a pure, clean lifestyle in which she kept herself fit and didn’t overindulge in anything. Her cheeks were what is known as sunkissed: more than pink but not blazing red, like a natural cosmetic giving definition to skin that would naturally be pale and virginal. Her lips were almost Woody Woodpecker in shape, that upturned style that was one of God’s little bonus gifts. Her nose was a bit on the pointed side but within the bounds of acceptability for even the most stringent of measures.
It was a rather hard face, in fact. When she wasn’t animated she could look fierce, unsympathetic, but when she came alive that transformed into the sparkle of a living, breathing, laughing, teasing woman.
Candy’s shoulders – not one of the world’s great obsessions, I know, but they’re important to me – were sexy as only a woman’s shoulders can be. In a sleeveless dress or shirt they called to me like mermaids on the rock of her body. Like her cheeks, they were burnished in the way that smooth curves on wooden furniture become after frequent careful polishing.
Candy’s breasts were on the reasonable side of large. She was a bountiful woman, richly endowed with natural gifts. Her stomach was lean and firm and her navel neat and quite deep. Through her bronzed skin grew microscopic blonde hairs that most people wouldn’t even notice, but when you study something like I had studied her, you see everything. Skin has hair and women have hair all over their body; imperceptible perhaps, but there, like the down on a peach.
Below her navel... of course now I was in dreamland. She had a nice neat bottom, well-muscled thighs and calves and pretty, regular toes - with black nail polish that spoke to me like the confiding of a secret agent. “Let me tell you something about this woman,” they said. “Not as innocent as she likes you to think.”
I had been watching her for days, chatting idly as she lay, mainly on her front, with that bottom basking beneath the bikini briefs.
We had met at church and I had been struck by how unchurchy she looked. Even soberly dressed she looked different from the other women.
I had struck up a conversation and we got along well. With mutual interests including reading and swimming, it was natural that she should invite me to use the pool at her condo, where she was staying with her friend Jean, a dour, masculine woman with a rather fearsome look but a sweet, helpful nature.
Candy was down here in the sun while her husband stayed back home up north, earning money, and not a lounger by nature. He would be coming down soon for an extended holiday, at the end of which he would take his sunkissed peach back home. That time was now three weeks away, so if I was going to do something, I reasoned, it would have to be now.
She must have been aware that I spent less time reading than ogling her, but I was scrupulously polite and had learned over the years that women don’t object to being looked at as long as nobody else knows they know it’s happening. You can watch a total stranger and she won’t look back at you but you know she knows, and when she gets up to leave, if you’re lucky, she will accidentally-on-purpose show you her knickers.
I made a point of including Jean as much as possible, although observing her uncompromising bulk in a one-piece bathing suit was not the same at all.
At this point one Wednesday afternoon she had gone into town to do the weekly shopping in the cool of the supermarket. I looked at Candy’s bottom for the thousandth time and imagined how white it must be in comparison with the sunned succulence of her thighs and back. Her natural oils and juices must be steaming in there, like a turkey in the oven on a low light. I could imagine the aroma – real woman combined with the smell of roasting poultry, and every nerve in my body wanted to pull the fabric down and devour her.
You have to start somewhere, and it’s sometimes with some words. A thought crossed my mind about how speakers of a foreign language were given a certain leeway because they weren’t expected to know the right vocabulary. Like Tom Conti playing a Greek waiter or something in Shirley Valentine, telling Shirley, “I won’t try to make fock with you”. You couldn’t use that word, even to deny your intentions, with a nice, respectable, English-speaking woman.
I had discussed with Candy her accent, which to my British ears had a southern twang, even though she was from Maryland, and she seemed to enjoy my clumsy attempts at sounding like her.
“Say, pretty lady,” I began.