Just a regular guy (and a story moderator for Lush) that enjoys writing erotic stories as a hobby, when the weather is too hot or too nasty to be outside. I lean toward stories about couples - married or not - where the partners are (or become) somewhat adventurous, but the woman more so than the man. Cuckold stories sometimes, other times just cheating, or even merely flirting, temptation and fantasy. My stories tend to be somewhat longer and more winding, with a lot of scene, background, and character development rather than just quick, hot, all-sweaty-sex tales. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as they say on Seinfeld; it's just not my cup of tea. Still, I do enjoy a hot, well-written sex scene!
If I walked in on my wife masturbating herself I'd probably watch or join the fun. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/free-sexy-smileys-947.gif" alt="free-sexy-smileys-947"> On the other hand, if I walked in on her masturbating someone else... I'd probably watch or join the fun! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/3some.gif" alt="3some">
https://upload.lushstories.com/543000686-shower group.jpg Shower scene
https://upload.lushstories.com/1856893871-congratulations.jpg Wow, that's a tough one! The first time I read what the Omnium Award was, I could only think what a daunting task it would be to earn it and note how few have managed to do so. Very nicely done, Laura, and with a lot of great quality stories along the way. You've joined a very elite group. Well done!!!
Exactly 6 and 5/16ths inches, hard, measured above. Hey, every little bit counts, right? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dancenude.gif" alt="dancenude"> I dangle at about 3.5 in Earth's gravitational field, depending on temperature. Probably hang much longer on Jupiter, assuming my entire body wasn't pulped by the extreme gravity. That would take a lot of the fun out of it.
King Kong rules! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h6a8iLpk1ru09vqo1_500.gif Well then vote, already! Don't leave me as the only King Kong supporter...
Kareem Abdul Jabbar, except he was still Lew Alcindor and played for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Monster! LOTS AND LOTS OF MONSTER!like, drink it all quick before Penguins take over the world and a giant whale eats America and we get a new atlantis named "Americalantis" and we all have to work there as slaves under the enfluence of penguin parliament. Hmm... Karlee, you might want to consider cutting back just a tiny bit on the Monster intake! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_eh.gif" alt="Eh?"> For thirst, good old water, but you can't beat kicking back with a hot cup of coffee (black, tiny bit of sugar) and enjoying the calm morning lake surface mirroring the reflections of all the changing trees about now.
King Kong - gotta go with brains and opposable thumbs over scales and fiery breath. Plus, I feel like I need to support the representative of my own mammal family over a reptile.
Right in the middle of the green, 12th hole at Augusta National, the most beautiful setting in golf. If you're going to dream, dream big! (Not during the Master's, though; that might be a little TOO public!) https://upload.lushstories.com/1374391912-501724370_preview_augusta wallpaper.jpg
actually, all 315 of those documented crimes were for reports of either vandalism or assault. i do my research. as for the agitators, yes, they are extreme left-wing people who don't represent the majority of the protesters. i am not denying their views. that said, most of the protesters don't support them - they actually hurt their cause by taking away the focus of what the protesters are saying so that the news coverage puts them (the agitators) in the spotlight, diluting the message and making people believe that that entire movement consists of behavior like this when, in actuality, it is a very small percentage. things i think about when waking up in the morning. families and friends, my job (i do volunteer work), wonder if the coffee is ready, maybe about chores that need done around the house, my cats, my medical bills, how i'm going to put food on the table and keep a roof over my head, car repairs, if my rights as a gay woman are going to be taken away, how i'm going to settle my kids (gay teens) fears, if my wife (she's hispanic), is going to be safe going to work, if i'm going to be safe going to the grocery store, if my kids are going to be bullied at school. same things, really, only throw some extra stress in there now that a certain cross section of people feel empowered. the thing is, many of the things Trump has said has, undeniably, made racists feel empowered to act out. i would like to see him come out and make a statement saying that this is not the way to make america great again - i mean, come on, registraring all muslims? sending hispanics back to mexico? you think these are unifying ideas? removing some hard won gay rights (that's on Pence's shoulders, whom Trump picked as his running mate)? funny, i don't remember Obama coming in and looking to take away peoples rights. hell, he didn't even try to take away people's guns, though the NRA tried as hard as hell to convince us he would. *shrugs* it would be nice to live in a world where i didn't have to worry about my safety and the safety of those i love, but i don't - it was headed that way, but suddenly, it feels like it's taken a huge reversal. if you've ever been the victim of REAL racism or bigotry, i'm sorry, but my guess is, you haven't. i have and my worries are not unfounded. btw, i am not saying that all straight white males voted for Trump or are these kind of people, i am simply saying that THAT is the target demographic for his policies and those are the people he has been catering too since he started his run. Actually, they're not "documented crimes"; they are documented reports of crime, most - possibly all - of which have not yet been investigated. As with so many such reports which fit a preferred narrative that the media is in a huge rush to cover (See: Duke Lacrosse, Tawana Brawley, etc) many will fall apart under stricter scrutiny. Some will be simple hysteria and over-reaction to being called some vile name, admittedly offensive and uncalled for, but as the USA does not have speech tribunals and "hate speech" laws, not a crime. For the moment, despite many calls for "safe spaces" where one can avoid hearing anything which fails to comport with their own narrow views, calls to "control" the internet, and calls for people to be prosecuted because they disagree with a politically correct view on various issues, Americans still enjoy the right of free speech. I feel like I know you well enough, my friend, to think that you value that as highly as do I.But for now these "crimes" fit the preferred narrative, like when minority college students paint racist slogans on their own doors or hang nooses on the doorknob of their own room, and then report the "crimes". The media eagerly pounces, slavering to support their own views and paint half the population as "haters", seemingly unable to recall the many, many times they've been left looking like abject fools and mindless dupes. Some of the reports are likely true, which is a problem America needs to deal with, but the fact that so many are false is another. My point is, don't believe 90% of what the mass media (or smaller media on both side of the political spectrum) tell you. Maybe even 99%.http://reason.com/blog/2016/11/11/election-night-hijab-attack-false (Despite the title, it's actually a story of numerous false reports)In another case, a Democrat state representative (I've forgotten which state) called police to report a hate crime. The crime? Three guys showed up at a parade carrying Confederate flags. They didn't do anything, didn't assault anyone, just quietly carried the flags. Offensive, maybe, intentionally provocative, probably, BUT NOT A FUCKING CRIME!!! People need to get a grip, and the media needs to do its job rather than running with any story that fits the narrative with zero independent verification. What astounds me is how they never apologize for being wrong, and don't even do the time-honored "retraction" anymore. Now they just "walk the story back", usually accompanied by sanctimonious weasel-words about how "Yes, THIS particular story turned out to be totally bogus, but it's an example, representative of the things that happen every day in America." (Again, see Duke lacrosse - seriously hoping Rolling Stone gets sued out of existence. It used to be worthwhile, now it's a useless tool.)Really? I mean, really??!! If that's true, if it happens all the time, why not report on the ACTUAL HEINOUS CRIMES instead of spending weeks foisting fake ones on the public, and then more weeks trying to justify the lies? Probably because such crimes are exceedingly, blessedly rare (and thank God for that!) and would require actual work to uncover and investigate, not something today's "journalists" care to do. Like the NYT new, more honest slogan: "All the news that fits, we print." (it used to be "All the news that's fit to print," you see. I forget how young you are...)As far as Trump, he's an asshole in sheep's clothing. He's also a lifelong Democrat, remember that. He says things awkwardly and spends a great deal of time walking back and explaining, "clarifying" his brash bullshit like Muslim registries for all Muslims in America (which he never said, I might point out) and deporting illegal aliens (does anyone seriously disagree with deporting CRIMINAL illegal aliens?) But then, Joe Biden (ah, good old Uncle Joe...) has gotten a free pass on stupid-talk for years, so you owe Trump a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card on that habit. Trump will do nothing, accomplish little (as he's already demonstrating), become bored and check out mentally within a very short time, and not run again in 4 years. In a way, that's good, because when the grossly incompetent federal government is stalled we're usually better off. It's like the Hippocratic oath: First, do no harm. In that regard (and several others) I'm so happy that Hillary failed so spectacularly, though I suspect that Congress would have stymied much of her damage. Then again, she would maybe have gone to them to make deals in a way that Obama and Bush never did, but which Slick Willie and Reagan were masters of. Those conversations are the President's responsibility to initiate, btw, not the responsibility of Congress, despite Republicans being painted as the "party of no" during the Obama Admin. Bush wasn't good at it, and Obama never bothered because he had a pen and a a phone. It was his way or the highway, because "I won", without regard for the fact that so did all of the members of Congress. He seemed to forget - or maybe never considered - that those royal decrees can be just as easily undone by some other guy with a pen and a phone; some "Constitutional scholar", our Prez! But Hillary might, just might, have made deals with them, and then they start all that damage again and carry the country even further into the bottomless pit. That's the stuff of nightmares...
When I pulled into the driveway I saw Alli with Ruby in the open space park at the end of our street. Once parked in the garage I left my briefcase on the roof of my car and walked down toward them. Ruby chased a tennis ball that Allison was throwing for her, and I enjoyed the sight of my two favorite girls taking advantage of the nice evening as they played together. Alli was still in the...
Added 28 Oct 2016 | Category Wife Lovers
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I caught the eight-thirty, three hours later than my usual. The trains run every thirty minutes, and I’d been trying for the eight o’clock but missed it by three minutes; it had been that kind of day. Boring meetings that ran too long, cantankerous clients, computer glitches, grouchy staff – and I’d destroyed a brand new pair of hose, snagging them on a rough spot beneath the conference...
Added 11 Sep 2016 | Category Quickie Sex
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She pushed back against my face, crying out with the power of her orgasm, and I grasped her hips and pulled her to me, holding her to my lips as I pushed my tongue into her. The tip of my nose was grinding into the tiny pucker of her rosebud, but she didn’t seem to mind. I began to run my tongue up and down her wet cleft, between those soft inner lips, lapping up her sweet, copious honey. ...
Added 03 Sep 2016 | Category First Time
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I’ve been told that I’m a wonderful lover. I don’t know if that’s true or not, and I laugh when I say it because it sounds so incredibly arrogant and egotistical, but to the extent that it may be true I owe it all to her, and to that summer all those years ago. I’d turned seventeen that April and planned to get a summer job when school let out. My father insisted, saying that the...
Added 28 Aug 2016 | Category First Time
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I sat on one side of the small rectangular table, she and Ray on the other, with Kaitlyn directly across from me. The steaks were perfect, mine rare as requested, and the side dishes and Cabernet I’d brought hit all the right notes. Partway through the meal, I felt Kaity’s bare foot touch my boot and then begin a slow journey up my calf and thigh until she found the soft bulge of my balls and...
Added 28 May 2016 | Category Cuckold
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I hadn’t seen Kaitlyn in close to six years. We hadn’t stayed in touch after we went our separate ways. We’d made a clean break, both agreeing that it was the only way, that it was for the best. Although I’d missed her terribly for awhile, missed the wild sex, the parties and excitement, the spark she added to my life, I’d forced myself to think about her less and less the last few...
Added 26 May 2016 | Category Cuckold
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I felt my right nut slip from Stella's lips as she released it and moved to the left, suctioning that one in for the same tongue bath she’d just completed on the right one. Her hand continued to slide up and down my hard shaft, stroking my full length with an extra twist applied to the swollen head of my cock each time her hand enclosed it. Her expert ball-sucking combined with her small,...
Added 25 Mar 2016 | Category Hardcore
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I’d interviewed for my new job just over a week ago. At the time, I’d assumed that it was probably one of the strangest days I would ever have in my life, but I was hired and that’s what mattered. I really needed the job. I just completed my first week on the job, and it turns out that my assumption regarding the peculiarity of my interview day proved to be premature… and completely wrong. ...
Added 09 Mar 2016 | Category Hardcore
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We love each other and are happy together, but we’re also very honest and open with each other and we’d decided that we wanted more. More excitement, more adventure, more boldness, more… something. Anything. Maybe just more openness and honesty and a chance to explore and satisfy our curiosity. We’d married late, both thirty years old, and at forty-one we remained best friends as well...
Added 25 Nov 2015 | Category Bisexual
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With the familiar hiss of air brakes releasing and a blast of diesel smoke, the bus pulled out of Des Moines, heading west again on Interstate-80 ultimately bound for Denver. I’d boarded late that morning in Chicago, and now, as evening approached, we were once again rolling westward… at least until the next small town with a Greyhound Bus stop required another detour. As strange as it...
Added 04 Jul 2015 | Category Straight Sex
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