Just a regular guy (and a story moderator for Lush) that enjoys writing erotic stories as a hobby, when the weather is too hot or too nasty to be outside. I lean toward stories about couples - married or not - where the partners are (or become) somewhat adventurous, but the woman more so than the man. Cuckold stories sometimes, other times just cheating, or even merely flirting, temptation and fantasy. My stories tend to be somewhat longer and more winding, with a lot of scene, background, and character development rather than just quick, hot, all-sweaty-sex tales. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as they say on Seinfeld; it's just not my cup of tea. Still, I do enjoy a hot, well-written sex scene!
Anything with Tom Cruise after 1988, Adam Sandler, and Nicholas Cage Gotta agree on all 3, especially Sandler - ugh! Cruise was a horrible choice for the Jack Reacher character. Daniel Craig, Liam Neeson, and any of about a dozen others would have been better.
Recently picked up a copy of Cloud Atlas for $2.99. Turns out it was way overpriced. Hard to make a movie this bad with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry, but what it lacked in entertainment value (a lot!) it tried to make up for by being very weird and very l-o-o-o-ng. Boring!
https://upload.lushstories.com/1571306361-haagen-dazs.jpg <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> I've got to stop eating in bed... but this begs the question, how did you know about those stains?
Happy Birthday, KE! I got cake and I'm having flowers delivered - hope she makes it on your birthday! https://upload.lushstories.com/195080351-Birthday-Greetings-Message.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/748841158-Flower delivery.jpg
Happy Birthday, my friend, and here's to a whole bunch more! https://upload.lushstories.com/1071049953-happy birthday funny2.png https://upload.lushstories.com/1170510516-Birthday-Wishes-108.jpg
I thought the blue one with heart shape, by Liz, does in fact match crossdressers on Lush pretty well as it reminds me a bit of two balls and a thong ;) That's not to criticize Liz' designs btw. She did a swell job. Hmm, you're right, it does! I hate it when my balls hang out of my thong though, so for me it would have to show them duct-taped in place, just like in real life.
Nobody saw the cool grand I slipped Nicola at the start of the competition. Of course, I didn't consider that the prize money was only a hundred and fifty... <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny"> Good thing you're so amazing at writing, because you obviously ain't worth a crap at mathematizin'!I was kind of disappointed that I didn't make the top ten. Then I remembered that I didn't enter. Then I remembered the amazing entries that I did get a chance to read and realized that I wouldn't have made the top ten anyway. Ah well, there's always next time!
Oh, wow. This spoke to me. Perhaps at least four avatar types. The regular female and male, and introducing non gender. And PANGENDER! That would be cool. Or that could even be Omnigender. It's interesting to think about, don't you know? I think maybe we've entered the realm of asking what the purpose is of having site-provided generic avatars. I guess it's for people that are okay with being generic. If anyone wants to identify as anything other than generic, boring male or female, they are free to choose any avatar they'd like to put up, are they not? I've often used a dog for mine - not that I identify as a dog, although when I see the life my dogs enjoy I often ask myself if I was born the right species - but because that's my Lush name, stormdog. Be a tree, or an airplane, a Camaro, a boat, or a bulge in Speedos, or whatever image speaks to you as to your gender identity, but I suspect that any catch-all the site might try to provide would be misunderstood or confusing... I suppose we could provide a key, as on a map, explaining what each is, but based on how many people fail to follow simple forum and writing guidelines I suspect it would be futileLast I heard, Facebook recognizes over 50 gender identities. Should we have 50+ generic avatars? Shoot folks, just choose something and upload it. It takes a few seconds.
Very impressive, Liz. I was sorta betting on you to come up with something creative, and I wasn't disappointed! I like the hearts too, great graphic, but I'm not sure it shouts "GENDER!" to anyone not familiar with it. The Lush background on the symbols is another really good one, but I think the top one is my favorite of the four. Any thoughts on the background of #2 behind the images of #1?(This from a totally untalented hack when it comes to art or graphic design, you understand.)
I glanced at her before returning my attention to the road.“Wow, he doesn’t waste any time, does he? How’s he going to meet with you on Monday and start shooting Tuesday when he doesn’t even have a contract offer out to Michael and Marci yet?” She shrugged. “I don’t know, he didn’t go into that much detail. I’m sure he has other models already under contract, or he may want to do some...
Added 22 Sep 2016 | Category Wife Lovers
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I caught the eight-thirty, three hours later than my usual. The trains run every thirty minutes, and I’d been trying for the eight o’clock but missed it by three minutes; it had been that kind of day. Boring meetings that ran too long, cantankerous clients, computer glitches, grouchy staff – and I’d destroyed a brand new pair of hose, snagging them on a rough spot beneath the conference...
Added 11 Sep 2016 | Category Quickie Sex
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She pushed back against my face, crying out with the power of her orgasm, and I grasped her hips and pulled her to me, holding her to my lips as I pushed my tongue into her. The tip of my nose was grinding into the tiny pucker of her rosebud, but she didn’t seem to mind. I began to run my tongue up and down her wet cleft, between those soft inner lips, lapping up her sweet, copious honey. ...
Added 03 Sep 2016 | Category First Time
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I’ve been told that I’m a wonderful lover. I don’t know if that’s true or not, and I laugh when I say it because it sounds so incredibly arrogant and egotistical, but to the extent that it may be true I owe it all to her, and to that summer all those years ago. I’d turned seventeen that April and planned to get a summer job when school let out. My father insisted, saying that the...
Added 28 Aug 2016 | Category First Time
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I sat on one side of the small rectangular table, she and Ray on the other, with Kaitlyn directly across from me. The steaks were perfect, mine rare as requested, and the side dishes and Cabernet I’d brought hit all the right notes. Partway through the meal, I felt Kaity’s bare foot touch my boot and then begin a slow journey up my calf and thigh until she found the soft bulge of my balls and...
Added 28 May 2016 | Category Cuckold
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I hadn’t seen Kaitlyn in close to six years. We hadn’t stayed in touch after we went our separate ways. We’d made a clean break, both agreeing that it was the only way, that it was for the best. Although I’d missed her terribly for awhile, missed the wild sex, the parties and excitement, the spark she added to my life, I’d forced myself to think about her less and less the last few...
Added 26 May 2016 | Category Cuckold
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I felt my right nut slip from Stella's lips as she released it and moved to the left, suctioning that one in for the same tongue bath she’d just completed on the right one. Her hand continued to slide up and down my hard shaft, stroking my full length with an extra twist applied to the swollen head of my cock each time her hand enclosed it. Her expert ball-sucking combined with her small,...
Added 25 Mar 2016 | Category Hardcore
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I’d interviewed for my new job just over a week ago. At the time, I’d assumed that it was probably one of the strangest days I would ever have in my life, but I was hired and that’s what mattered. I really needed the job. I just completed my first week on the job, and it turns out that my assumption regarding the peculiarity of my interview day proved to be premature… and completely wrong. ...
Added 09 Mar 2016 | Category Hardcore
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We love each other and are happy together, but we’re also very honest and open with each other and we’d decided that we wanted more. More excitement, more adventure, more boldness, more… something. Anything. Maybe just more openness and honesty and a chance to explore and satisfy our curiosity. We’d married late, both thirty years old, and at forty-one we remained best friends as well...
Added 25 Nov 2015 | Category Bisexual
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Her thighs clamped tightly on my head as she came, her fingers tangling in my hair and holding my face to her wet pussy as I eagerly continued to lick her clit, driving her through her orgasm. Her hips were moving, thrusting herself to my lips, an entirely involuntary response to the sensations taking over her body. As her climax peaked and began to slowly wane her legs began to relax...
Added 24 Jul 2016 | Category Wife Lovers
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