About Stormdog

Biography

Just a regular guy (and a story moderator for Lush) that enjoys writing erotic stories as a hobby, when the weather is too hot or too nasty to be outside. I lean toward stories about couples - married or not - where the partners are (or become) somewhat adventurous, but the woman more so than the man. Cuckold stories sometimes, other times just cheating, or even merely flirting, temptation and fantasy.

My stories tend to be somewhat longer and more winding, with a lot of scene, background, and character development rather than just quick, hot, all-sweaty-sex tales. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as they say on Seinfeld; it's just not my cup of tea. Still, I do enjoy a hot, well-written sex scene!

Name:
Stormdog
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Cancer
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
The southern U.S.
Local Time:
18 Jun 2018 21:29
Interests:
Mountain biking, road biking, hiking, climbing, fishing, boating, any kind of travel. Seeing America's open lands and National Parks. Almost anything outdoors. Shooting (target and sport, not a hunter). Bird watching. Football (American style), both college and NFL
Favorite Books:
Wow, too many to list! Avid reader, 2 to 4 books per week. Pretty much anything by the authors below, and always looking for suggestions. Also non-fiction science-related stuff like The Hot Zone, The Coming Plague, Origins Reconsidered (Leakey) or other epidemiology or archaeology/anthropology/evolutionary science related tomes.
Favorite Authors:
James Lee Burke; Stephen White; Randy Wayne White (no relation); J.R.R. Tolkien; Lee Child; S.M. Stirling; George R.R. Martin; JacquelIne Carey; Tom Clancy; Brad Thor; Vince Flynn; Steven Erikson; Wilbur Smith; the earlier Stephen King novels; Dean Koontz; Elmore Leonard
Favorite Movies:
Not a huge movie buff. Have repeatedly enjoyed Saving Private Ryan; Forrest Gump; The Green Mile; Shawshank Redemption; Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit, of course; the earlier (and now newest) Star Wars series (Just say no to JarJar Binks...); the first and the most recent Jurassic Park films; The Bucket List; Taken; American Sniper; anything starring Liv Tyler or Halle Berry ;-)
Favourite TV Shows:
Don't get to see much TV, and when I do most of it seems like mind-numbing "reality" crap; what a waste of electricity. Occasionally see something decent and have most of the following on DVD to watch as I can: Justified, The Bridge, 24, Game of Thrones (wow, just...wow), Band of Brothers, Big Bang Theory
Favorite Music:
Classic rock & Motown (60's and 70's stuff) Skynyrd, Creedence, Pink Floyd, Seger, Aerosmith, Beatles, Stones, Bill Withers, Marvin Gaye, Gladys Knight, etc; semi-classic country like Garth, Travis Tritt, Alan Jackson, George Strait, Roseanne Cash, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Patty Loveless, Suzy Bogguss, etc, but nothing too old & twangy; Smooth jazz or blues - Boney James, David Sanborn, Wynton Marsalis, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BB King

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Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted: 15 Jun 2018 12:39

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Congrats to the three winners and the remainder of the top ten, and a big high-five to all that entered. For anyone that hasn't given it a go, it can be very difficult to write to a given theme and still stay within the other defined parameters. Nice job, all. Read some of the entries but need to get busy on others, especially the top list! So many great stories, so little time.

Topic: Double Post Syndrome
Posted: 15 Jun 2018 08:55




Hello Lush Crew.


I've been suffering from Double Post Syndrome lately. I only click on post once and it vomits out my response twice.


Can anything be done about this?


Thank you.

I think it only does that with the posts that the system deems to be the most brilliant, witty, meaningful or pithy comments on each topic. It never seems to do it with mine...

Topic: Moderator of the Month for May
Posted: 12 Jun 2018 23:25

Congratulations, Chris, very well-deserved! I knew you'd win it when every time I tried to jump on a story to mod, you were already doing it... https://upload.lushstories.com/1783595397-A-job-well-done.png

Topic: Help me wish FirstBlush a happy Birthday
Posted: 12 Jun 2018 23:19

Hope you have a very Happy Birthday!
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Topic: Masturbation Privacy
Posted: 06 Jun 2018 11:07

My wife has always said she loves to watch, so sometimes we've done it that way, other times in private. As long as you're performing for your wife (or partner) it's just one more fun aspect of the overall sexual scene. If you're doing it in front of strangers or friends/acquaintances that haven't agreed to the show, however, it's probably a very bad idea.

That's one of the many, many bad judgment calls that got Pervy Slimestein into so much trouble, I understand. <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!"> Probably the least of his offenses, but still incredibly stupid.

Topic: Please use the block function!
Posted: 03 Jun 2018 06:28

We've received a few messages lately about person X annoying person Y, or ABC ganging up on D to say mean things or bully them.

If someone is bugging you, you pretty much have two options. Ignore them or block them. We've put blocking mechanisms in place to help you manage your experience here. This is an adult site. It is the internet. People will annoy you. This is not a reportable offense.

We are not your parents, your teachers or your employers. We are all here voluntarily and Gav has spent time developing tools for you to use to block people. Please use them.

https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst48336_Find-someone-in-the-forums-annoying-BLOCK-THEM.aspx

https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst46708_Your-blocks-now-extend-to-forum-posts.aspx

<img src="/images/emoticons/thumbsup.gif" alt="thumbup"> Now, where can I get one of those for real life?

Topic: Did Samantha Bee Owe Ivanka an Apology
Posted: 01 Jun 2018 16:52



With respect, you should read your post again. You realize that everything you said about Samantha Bee could be said about Trump and his audience at any of his rallies. She has done nothing that he hasn't already done to the adulation of his followers. Remember the "grab 'em by the pussy"" remark? Remember the "fine people on both sides" after Charlottesville? Remember him promising to jail Clinton? I could go on and on with examples from the campaign and since he was elected with remarks about people, groups, and institutions that he has disrespected. Is it more seemly from an elected president? Are his followers any less in the thrall you described? Your last sentence particularly applies to Trump.

I hate the what- about argument, but it is apt in this case. Funny is in the eye (or ear) of the beholder, I guess.

First, have you ever seen me defend or promote Trump? I too wish we had something better for President, but given the choices we ended up with that was not an option. Apparently only very morally, ethically, and integrity-challenged people are eager to take on the job. In my opinion he was the lesser of 2 evils, but I'm sure you feel otherwise. But anyway, he's a big boy, he can look out for himself. Likewise Ivanka - Trump and his daughter are New York limousine liberals that have spent their lives financially supporting Democrat causes and candidates in any event, so the left savaging them is just a wake up call as to what they've been backing all those years.

Second, his "grab em by the pussy" remark was a locker room joke he made about the inevitable gold diggers and camp sluts that tag along behind rich, famous men, whether they be athletes,TV or movie stars, rock stars, "ordinary" billionaires, or whatever, trying to attach themselves to that meal ticket. Please don't tell me they don't exist. Look up "groupies". Stupid remark, no doubt, but why should anyone be surprised that a billionaire playboy behaved like a billionaire playboy? He's not a so-called comedian and it wasn't something he said to an audience at a stand-up comedy show or even some political rally, despite how it's been painted, so you're going all apples and oranges on that one.

Last, point me to where he's slurred people with profanity like "cunt", which was my point. Bee's so-called "comedy" seems to consist of "say a name of someone my audience hates then slur them with anything I can drag out of the toilet." Do you seriously find that funny? I'm probably naive to believe that most thinking people would quickly find that to be extremely lazy on the part of Ms. Bee, not to mention boring, tiresome, and banal. It would appear that I'm wrong, as she's still on the air. Then again, I didn't much care for Andrew Dice Clay either, and he made a living. Maybe it's just me.

Trump shooting back at the incredibly biased left-wing media, whatever terms he chooses to use, I have no issues with. They spend all day, every day calling him a racist, deranged, Nazi, dangerous, dictator, misogynist, insane, and on and on. George Bush took it in silence and it made no difference, so Trump smacking them around a little and seeing their ratings tank doesn't hurt my feelings at all!

As for comedians that are actually funny, I liked the late Robin Williams, whose movie "Awakenings" was ahead of its time as the perfect metaphor for today's media. They spent 8 years in a coma and then along came the L-dopamine called Donald Trump, and they awakened to a whole new world! How exciting, they could spout and fume and act all relevant as they pretend to be journalists again, but soon, maybe in '20, maybe not til '24, we'll have another Democrat in office and they will all lapse back into their comas, just as the patients in the movie did. Sad, really.


Topic: Did Samantha Bee Owe Ivanka an Apology
Posted: 01 Jun 2018 12:30

Perhaps a bigger question here is how does S. Bee have a "comedy" show and pass herself off as a "comedian" when she's not funny? If you examine the quote being discussed here, there's no joke there. There's nothing funny, nothing particularly clever, nothing at all except hurling vile invective at a target that she knows her audience hates, thus reinforcing their shallow, mindless hatred and earning brain-dead zombie howls of approval. It's masturbating for a crowd, taking pleasure in their mindless approval and their laughter at how "edgy" and "brave" she is. Or maybe they're all still in junior high and they find dirty words intensely funny. "Oooh, you said cunt!"

People that laugh just because someone throws around vile, offensive language with no other content that's remotely humorous are drones. A laugh track can perform the same function and not waste so much oxygen. I suppose, though, that as long as you mouth all of the right liberal pieties and only target people from "The Official List Of Persons We Hate", that just being hateful and using vile language is what qualifies as entertainment for the far left these days. Seriously; if you find this brand of "humor" funny you should probably have your IQ checked.

Then again, Biden, Slick Willie, and Harry Reid all got a free pass for saying some very stupid, racist things about Obama back in 2007-08. I guess if you say the right things and pretend to support the approved causes you can get away with saying almost anything with no fear of ever paying a price.

Topic: Who Has Almost 10 MILLION Views & Has A Birthday on May 27?
Posted: 30 May 2018 23:01

I just wanted to thank Ping for this lovely birthday thread. It really made me smile.

Thanks to all of you lovely people who stopped by and wished me well on my birthday.

I had a lovely day and your well wishes completed my day.

Hugs to you all,
Mysteria

P.S. - I'm still quite a ways off from 10 million but am nearing 9.5 million soon

xoxoxoxo


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Oh, "ONLY" 9.5 million. Well then, pish-tush, what's all the fuss about? <img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow"> <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> <img src="/images/emoticons/hugs.gif" alt="Hugs">

Topic: Who Has Almost 10 MILLION Views & Has A Birthday on May 27?
Posted: 26 May 2018 20:14

Happy Birthday, amazing Lady M, and many happy returns!
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Glamour Shots: Chapter 39

Michael groaned, looking down at the mess he’d made on his own chest, the copious, glistening cum in parallel white streaks on his dark skin extending from his navel, where the swollen head of his cock lay, to his shoulder. He cupped his big hands under Allison’s ass, his muscles bulging as he lifted her off his groin, even as she continued to try to hump herself against his thick erection....

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Added 13 May 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,004 | 29 Comments

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Added 04 Mar 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 973 | 48 Comments

Florally Speaking...

I hear roses are red, and some violets are blue, which has nothing to do with  how I feel for you. Wisteria’s purple, Queen Anne’s Lace is white. I hope that you know that I think you’re alright! Gardenias sure smell nice, sexy and sweet, but when it comes to those qualities you’ve got them beat. Paintbrush is orange (and for that there’s no rhyme) But in your busy life I   hope for me...

Added 27 Jan 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 5 | Views 741 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read A Rare Beauty: Part 2 of 2

She was so tight on me that I knew I wouldn’t last long, but the interruption as she’d switched from blowjob to mounting me had given me enough of a respite that I was good for the moment. In fact, I was just noticing that her movements were becoming less measured and more erratic when she said, “Ohh, fuck, I’m gonna come!” I was surprised. “Really? Just from having my cock up your ass?” ...

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Nutcracker Sweet: Part 2 of 2

Rick grinned and hit me on the shoulder with a wet slap, saying, “Your mind says no, but your dick obviously says yes. Relax, Jason; both of you just relax and enjoy. This isn’t the first time we’ve done this kind of thing. I love it, as you can tell…” he thrust his hips forward, showing off his little erection, throbbingly hard and pointing skyward, “…and Mikki is a very sexual woman. I’m...

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Glamour Shots: Chapter 37

I came hard and huge, thrusting into Alli as deeply as possible. Of the same mind, she pushed her ass back against my groin, trapping my balls between us as her hot pussy tightened and clutched at my spurting cock. I had my arm around her and was squeezing her breast, pinching her nipple harder than I probably should have, but she didn’t object. I think we were both so wrapped up in...

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At last the wait is over and Glamour Shots Ch. 38 is published for our delectation and delight. I promise to try to read it thoroughly rather than just skimming through as soon as possible - I’m sadly behind on my reading because of other pressures, but I’ll do my best my friend. I thought of Alli’s “adventures” when I saw these pictures - one of them seems particularly apposite.





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