Forum posts made by stuart1975

Topic Alphabetic Book Game
Posted 23 Apr 2009 23:42

yellow feather mystry - The Hardy Boys collection - authour Franklin W. Dixon

Topic Breaking up, when do you know it's over?
Posted 23 Apr 2009 22:28

I guess you pull the plug Plow when you know the love is gone and you really don't have the desire to fix anything anymore....coffee Z i can't believe it we agreed on 2 things in the same day. I guess your having a good affect on me and thank you.

Topic A tough one
Posted 23 Apr 2009 22:23

I have to agree with lil Birdie on this one. I lost my father in Dec. 2000 even though we didn't get along it killed me that we didn't get a chance to work out our differences and say goodbye. So if you can work out any differences you may have and get to say goodbye then don't waist the oppertunity to do so.You only get one chance so don't be to proud to do the right thing and be there for the person.Sorry about your mom Lil Birdie she sound like a great woman!

Topic Would you?
Posted 23 Apr 2009 22:09

That's the first logical thing I've seen you write Stuart..... Well thanxs. If you don't mind me saying so you have a great ass z!

Topic Would you?
Posted 23 Apr 2009 10:28

Perosnally i could never cheat on a woman i am with, because i've had it happen to me and it realy hurts!Brick wall

Topic Time to bitch
Posted 23 Apr 2009 10:14

LOL I feel for ya Pam. I feel like pulling my hair out anytime I deal with that kind of thing. No ladies don't pull your beautful hair out its not worth it, but i do understand your feelings though. It the same thing when you phone the government. first you wait and wait to get a line, then they put you on hold , and then all you get is some dam answering machine!bs

Topic Word association game
Posted 22 Apr 2009 12:39

alcohol

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 22 Apr 2009 11:33

I Go To Extremes ( Live ) - Billy Joel

Topic Would You Rather Game
Posted 22 Apr 2009 11:26

I’d rather have you eat me… Is that a propositionscratch If you won the lottery would you keep your job or quit?

Topic Ladies ... You have now been told ..
Posted 22 Apr 2009 11:12

That's a lot of stones....LOL!

The job is done and that video was where he spoke his last words......evil5 Z you can't stone me, but you can spank me if you like!spank

Topic Acts 2:38
Posted 22 Apr 2009 11:08

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in
the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts
2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that
your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two
38s!'
good one!Lfunny

Topic Word association game
Posted 22 Apr 2009 02:38

grill

Topic Ladies, why do you think guys like large breasted woman?
Posted 21 Apr 2009 20:33

Screaming Yellow Zonkers

yellow zonkers , man Rocco you need to have your eyes checked out!

Topic Have you heard about the Viagra they have invented for women?
Posted 21 Apr 2009 19:08

SWEET!!


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/341-th_Dominatrix.gif Please do punish me ladies i desereve it! And i like like it!

Topic Gingerbread Men and Women
Posted 21 Apr 2009 12:58

Good One!Lfunny

Topic Have you heard about the Viagra they have invented for women?
Posted 21 Apr 2009 01:38

Ladies I wan to seroiuosly apologize to each and everyone of you. I Now realize that this joke was in bad taste. It was not my intention to insult you in anyway, but it seams that I Have, and for that i am truley sorry. I hope one day you can forgive me for this. Again I am truley sorry.

Topic Have you heard about the Viagra they have invented for women?
Posted 20 Apr 2009 11:55

Ha ha!! Soooo funny!! NOT! LOL Pixie the day they were giving out your funny side you must have been having a blonde moment!d'oh!

Topic Word association game
Posted 20 Apr 2009 11:38

silk

Topic Have you heard about the Viagra they have invented for women?
Posted 20 Apr 2009 09:45

LMAO @ Chef!! laughing3 Why Lil Birdie? So you can buy some running shoes to run away from the bad old putty cat!Lfunny

Topic Performance Review
Posted 20 Apr 2009 01:42

( 36 ) The lights are on but no ones homeLfunny

Topic Have you heard about the Viagra they have invented for women?
Posted 19 Apr 2009 23:57

Its called a credit card!Lfunny

Topic Best Song to Make Love to...
Posted 19 Apr 2009 23:53

Have you ever needed someone so bad - Def Leppard


I agree Stuart! Oh , Pixie I need you so bad!t1517

Topic do women like anal cunnilingus?
Posted 19 Apr 2009 23:46

i like it laughing9 M great can i have alick of that ass then! Please!hello1

Topic Best Song to Make Love to...
Posted 19 Apr 2009 12:07

Have you ever needed someone so bad - Def Leppard

Topic Great ass
Posted 18 Apr 2009 10:43

A little bit to the left, Rocco. Don't miss that shot. Does Rocco even know his right from his left?dontknow

Topic Have you ever wanted to be with someone and knew it could not be
Posted 18 Apr 2009 10:24

Yes it hapened tome. I went to school with Shania Twain and had a huge crush on her but she never noticed me!no

Topic When love turns sour
Posted 17 Apr 2009 00:42

OMG handcuffs and bite marks?? Boo hoo....suck it up dude!!!!...lol

...coffee Oh! please Zafia would you handcuff me!laughing8

Topic Man charged for driving bar stool while intoxicated
Posted 16 Apr 2009 12:56

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/923-baronbobonstool.jpg Hello ociffer, drunk not am i.occasion5

Topic Blonde Jokes... 4/13/09
Posted 16 Apr 2009 12:44

A SMART BLONDE JOKE

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

A smart blonde! Where?laughing3

Topic Great ass
Posted 15 Apr 2009 22:28

Ladies, are you saying you don't already have a cute ass? Well Rocco I know Zafia has a nice pair of buns to munch on!notworthy