Topic Lesbians kissing pictures please
03 Feb 2010 00:01
Some lovely sensual pics .... have you noticed that female lovers seldom have their tongue reaching for their partners intestines?
Females in their lovemaking are delicate and sensitive much of the time (or so I'm told!) :-"
Topic What Will Happen If??
02 Feb 2010 00:23
It'll be the biggest orgy in the history of the net.
A man I hope it was a man) sent me a vid of a New Years Eve Party/ I didnt see Eve in it but drinks (or something) was flowing freely.
I would post it here but everyone is so young and sweet innocent I had better not.
And our Leader would ban me.
And it's mine ... MINE I tell you, gasp, whimper, shudder, ohgod I needed that.
Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
02 Feb 2010 00:05
OK OK Im paying my dues for being sucked in by Nicolas manipulating initial post (sometimes I hate that girl especially when she doesnt reply to me) - but in tune on subject here goes
"Never in the Field of Human (??) postings has so Little been written by so Many about Sod All"
Topic Women are better drivers than men
31 Jan 2010 22:18
I've only been involved in two car accidents and they were both caused by men.
I still think they're better parallel parkers than women, though!
My husband parks beautifully all the time although I do guide him in from time to time.
Whats that Nicola ....ooooopps it's about CARS ???? sorreeeee confused5
Topic how many people from uk
30 Jan 2010 23:03
I'm a Broad from Norfolk (maybe you need to be a Brit to get the pun sorreeeee groaaaaan - or ask Nicola)
Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
24 Jan 2010 23:49
Ali likes Susan to give her beer enemas while I eat chicken McNuggets without calling the police.
Susan? SUSAN ??????? which susan???? I plead sanity !!!
Topic how many people from uk
24 Jan 2010 23:34
Just like our revered leader (Nicola) I'm in Norfolk but born in Derbyshire (yes I'm one of the strong i' th'arm thick i' th'ead type (--- at least acording to my husband who is now recovering quite well in hospital.)
Topic just curious
20 Dec 2008 01:35
It's the number of times the author has had sex this week.
But if one is VERY lucky - delete "this week" and insert "this day."
Topic Word of YOUR day
29 Jul 2008 00:50
My word of the day is
A universal remedy
Not to be confused with Panarear which is for the benefit of 2 people only, and a remedy that provides for only the two of them
Topic I had sex with my brother but I don't feel guilty
29 Jul 2008 00:37
I would agree.
Don't read those stories of mine. Ever. Wait! One of my character's name is---Adam. Oh, my! This is so weird.
No, the sister's name was not Eve. Really.
You have just earned another reader Subtle lol
More seriously, though, whilst it's natural for Christians to claim Adam and Eve as progenitors, no other major religion makes that claim and they cannot all be wrong.
If one accepts the alternative Darwinism theories of evolution, then surely, as homo sapiens evolved in small nomadic tribes, the major way to reproduce and strengthen the tribe must presumably have been by incest, with the resulting imperfect children dieing either naturally, or being killed or by being left to die. And not all incestuous relationships produced imbeciles I assume. The tribe could not have afforded to feed and maintain imperfect offspring in a demanding and presumably harsh lifestyle.
I exit with one hand clapping LOL (mmmmm what shall I do with my other hand I wonder !! Answers under brown paper cover if you please !)
Topic This is the ask the Author
29 Jul 2008 00:03
I did not find a section for this, so I must guess this is the place.
My question is as follows:
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
That actually happened you know and the prostitute went to the police after a week or so saying she had been raped. When asked why she had left it for a week she replied she hadn't realised she had been raped until the cheque bounced.
Topic Who wants to be next on the interview couch?
28 Jul 2008 23:56
You know what I'd like to know about most of the authors and they would probably never answer, what do you do for a living/work and what's your educational background. A bit about how they grew up too would be nice. This all helps to form a mental pic for me of the person. Or perhaps just an understanding.
Nothing at all interesting about me Chef. Married age 47 in two days. My home and my much loved husband are my work. How BORING !!! I did 3 years at my University and emerged relatively unscathed and the holder of a good Degree (BA)
I do some writing (but not enough and am currently in a desert of Ideas - thoughts and jottings but no real plot or plan in mind) and also occasionally edit for a few writers at the free sites.
I grew up in the Midlands of England (Derbyshire to be precise) so I am a northern lass. Married in my early 20's to a sailorman who dragged me kicking and screaming away from my hills and dales to the county of Norfolk in Eastern England where he tied me to a mooring, and where I now live and would never consider leaving. I now have very firm but watery roots within easy distance of the coast.
Topic Who can turn me on in 100 words or less? STORY CHALLENGE
28 Jul 2008 23:42
The following 100 words are dedicated to a dear friend who lives many thousands of miles from me.
We have never met, but she knows who she is. I have called it "The Kiss"
"Held close by Sleep, alone in her bed.
Disturbed by her Dream. Touched by slender loving fingers.
Soft lips barely caress her cheek. Warm breath teases her ear.
She turns, lying on her tummy The Kiss traces her spine.
Shivering, she turns, restless, moans, Sweet Kiss brushes eyes, neck, shoulders.
Her hands reach out. Nothing. Alone.
Her Dream slips through her fingers, unfelt.
The Kiss returns to tease her aching breast, rippling tummy.
Hips lift to receive the Intimate Kiss. She cries out.
Her lips respond to another Soft Kiss.
She wakens. Alone.
An English Rose lies on her pillow."
Topic Pussy and Tits - HOT
25 Jul 2008 23:55
I wonder if that cat was a present from Santa Claws?
Topic Pregnant painted lady, or Pregnant lady painted?? You be the judge.
19 Dec 2007 01:13
I can't imagine it would be all that comfortable riding a bike like that.
Maybe Susan can tell us how it feels???
Do you know Kanga I haven't ridden a bike in years and years. But I do get bluetits in my garden and what lovely birds they are.
Topic awesome looking pool
18 Dec 2007 12:49
That pool is neat. However you wouldn't catch me in there
Vertigo? Sounds posh. Is that from like a deli place? I still prefer fish, chips and mushy peas, although the peas do make the newspaper soggy.
Topic Your Horoscope-12/17
18 Dec 2007 12:43
Quite a few chuckles there Rocco - and just as accurate as the columnists I bet - for somebody anyway !
Topic Glowing Cats
13 Dec 2007 21:51
I'm still waiting for the joke yet, regarding "pussy" and "glow in the dark". Who's gonna say it?
Men don't need it to glow to know where to locate it Rocco
Topic Mammoths Wiped Out By Meteors
13 Dec 2007 21:48
Could it be another desperate need by academics to publish - ANYTHING? And surely relative to the dinosaurs, 13,000 years is a blink of an eye.
Come back Erich Van Daniken all is forgiven.
10 Dec 2007 22:05
Oh there are, and in most cases they have them wear those cute French maid outfits that are little more than see through tutus in black lace.
Ohhhh you don't mean regular households. Obviously some sort of mens' sex club.
Topic Women and Infidelity ??
10 Dec 2007 22:04
I will make no comment here Dennis, but will read your story(s) - I may come back to you privately.
Topic Reuters top 100 photos of the year
10 Dec 2007 21:59
Now then you guys - who can answer this question
How many of the girls shaved it.
By the way I know a man in Virginia (yes it's true VIRGINia) who would offer to lick clean all the bikes ridden by the girls, and who hopes that if there is reincarnation, he would come back as saddle soap for a girls' riding school.
Topic Catastrophe narrowly averted - bah humbug
10 Dec 2007 21:50
People writing the regulation were obviously crackers. I suppose bomber aircraft can no longer carry bombs in case they go off?
Thank God for the Navy (not that ships fly very well, I admit)
Topic Topless Wii
10 Dec 2007 21:46
She's probably very good at ball games, but, Lushx, do you think she's demonstrating a cricket or golf swing?
Topic Happy Wedding
10 Dec 2007 21:42
They just couldn't wait huh?
It beat looking at his face don't you think?