About SventheElder

Started working in Computers at the end of the 60's and never grew out of them...

Sven the Elder
Relationship Status:
Music, Computing, Walking, Bird watching
Favorite Books:
Foundation series; Belgariad; Mallorean; DiskWorld; Hobbit; Lord of the Rings
Favorite Authors:
Asimov; Arthur C Clarke; E 'Doc' Smith; David & Lee Eddings; Terry Prachett; Tolkien
Favorite Movies:
Any Tom & Jerry, Road runner - Lord of the Rings, 2001
Favourite TV Shows:
Favorite Music:
Pink Floyd, Led Zep; Fairport Convention; Steeleye Span; Acoustic Alchemy, Stones, Beatles, AC/DC, Abba, Bob Dylan, Springsteen,Christy Moore, Clive Carroll, Davey Graham, David Gilmour, Deep Purple, Dire Straits, Eagles, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Hugh Laurie.
Date Joined:
27 Jan 2013
Last Visit:
24 May 2016
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Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 20 Mar 2016 11:08

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif" alt="Think"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_scratch.gif" alt="scratch"> ten hours ago....<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/588-rolleyes.gif" alt="588-rolleyes"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/wave.gif" alt="wave">

Topic: Would you donate your body to science or for organ donation?
Posted: 27 Oct 2015 08:53

Both of the family Sven are full body donors

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Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 04 Aug 2015 06:02

Previously I thought a Definite Maybe but erring on the side of probably not.
But then again I also thought never say never!

Then in life things do move on and there is now someone lush who does know that if we did meet up we would probably be quite unable to keep our hands off each other.
She knows who she is and that's all there is to be said.

So for me the straight answer is now Yup!

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/t1517.gif" alt="t1517"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/welcomes.gif" alt="welcomes"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/thatshot.gif" alt="thatshot">

Topic: Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted: 16 Jul 2015 08:47

yes - and potentially hurt as well. Especially with long distances <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="Anxious">

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 17 Jun 2015 00:41

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/baglady.gif" alt="Fugly"> Just sneaking' in while nobody's paying attention....<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: Full Bush, Trimmed or Fully Shaven or Waxed
Posted: 16 Jun 2015 08:32

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> For me less is more! I prefer my ladies at least trimmed as I hate Pubic Hair between my teeth <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/675-lick.gif" alt="675-lick">

Topic: OMFG – Win 1 of 5 Gold Memberships in June!
Posted: 16 Jun 2015 02:12


Topic: Who would you like to fuck that you know, but haven't ......yet?
Posted: 06 May 2015 13:29

In a heartbeat, although the seduction would be fun, separated as we are and heavily involved with others.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: Who is going to pay the new memebership fee for this site?
Posted: 06 Jan 2015 09:07

I echo Maz on this one - the site is the best I've come across, I will be staying and at an appropriate point upgrade from Silver to Gold, regardless of having been published here.

Sven (tE)

Topic: you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted: 28 Nov 2014 05:26

Shine on you crazy diamond - Pink Floyd

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Stories Published By SventheElder
Just Like The Old Days

I was sat with Steffi, wife of an old friend, who was currently, like me, watching her husband on the dance floor with Jan, my wife. Now that it was towards the end of the evening it was a slower dance. Jan and Mike were dancing closely. Um, no. Jan and Mike were dancing very closely, in a darker corner of the dance floor. Steffi and I were not too worried about dancing - I have two...

Added 15 Dec 2015 | Category Group Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 9,135 | 12 Comments

Damned if...

Ever get the feeling you’ve just been stitched...? It’s an unhappy feeling especially when the person doing the stitching is your dearly beloved, your other half. I lead a normal, easy going fairly blameless life these days. Ok, so Sven hasn’t always been entirely good, but, if you pardon the vernacular, for most of the time I’ve been 'gooder' than most - or perhaps lucky and careful not...

Added 22 Jul 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 4,745 | 6 Comments

Assignation 3

It’s the wee small hours of a hot humid night. One of those times when the air-con doesn’t seem to do very much to make things better. I’m lying naked on top of the bed, trying to sleep with a zero chance of it happening. I love the US, but temperatures when you’re from a small maritime-climated nation are a heck of a problem, and I sure as hell am not use to them! A shower, or a swim? In...

Added 01 Jul 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,732 | 3 Comments

Assignations - 2

I’m not at the office today.  Nope, I’m out on the road and it just so happens that I have to make a detour though your neck of the woods. Tapping on the open back door, I just ambled in. I’ve done it before and although it makes you jump, you’ve got used to it now. You even tell me if you’re going to be alone for the day. Naughty beast! So I know he’s not here. You also know I hoped...

Added 28 Jun 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,048 | 6 Comments

Assignations - 1

As the light of the dawn starts to show the colours within the darkened room, I begin to see you in more detail. You sleep on, quietly. A half smile on your face, your eye-lids fluttering to some half remembered, half forgotten dream of rapture long ago. Or maybe you remember our passion of last night. The frenzy of our love-making, inspired by the prolonged sensuous build-up of our...

Added 27 Jun 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 1,569 | 10 Comments


Over the years I've had back trouble that has bothered me to a lesser or greater degree. Don't ask! Sven the younger broke his back as an idiot teenager. Could have been worse, I guess. If nothing else it makes me aware of what the weather is about to do, but it has caused me grief off and on ever since. During one of the times when it was being more than a passing nuisance, I was willing...

Added 27 May 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 8,897 | 12 Comments

Going for the Triple

In the past one of the more delightful times I had as a younger, perhaps slightly more active man than now, was to end up bedding three members of the same family and then a family friend as well. Even though it sounds like incest, in fact as I wasn't related to them it wasn't. The best thing about it all was that they all knew about the others - so it was the choice of all worlds, no...

Added 31 Mar 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 12,745 | 10 Comments


Dénouement ©Sven the Elder - May ‘15 And so we met, she and I, having talked so long and  only with others present in the past, now it was just we two. Inside the door we gave each other a hug and she sighed contentedly happy to just stand with our arms round each other, savouring the moment. We kissed affectionately. "Coffee?" She asked, but no move away was made. We...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,497 | 11 Comments

You Always Sleep With Your Hairdresser - Don't You?

I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change it from wilderness to respectable. Me, I just like pottering, my wife likes ‘gardening’ as she puts it. The family joke started when, early that spring, I was doing some of the heavy work...

Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 13,961 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Lucky Santa

In the end you could tell my Company Chief was an ex-sales guy. Dammit! At least that's 'my' excuse for why 'I' ended up in the Santa Suit halfway through the Christmas dinner celebrations. Don’t get any wise ideas! I'm not that fat, at least I don't think so,well-upholstered yes, but not fat! So my hair and beard are pretty white these days, I told him straight that was working for him,...

Added 21 Dec 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,677 | 10 Comments

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Posted: 22 May 2016 18:20
Well can't include a picture but I can say happy late birthday to a super person. Party for days.

Posted: 22 May 2016 00:55
Woof Woof 😄😈
Posted: 21 May 2016 08:53
Quote: Says "Thank you one and all - Just remember I"m only 21 in centigrade ... 😜 ✔︎ 😈"
Well, yes, but you're 490 in dog years... Happy birthday, you old hound!

Posted: 21 May 2016 07:57
Have a lovely birthday, Sven.

Posted: 21 May 2016 00:29
Happy birthday, Mate! I hope you're having a great day, filled with good things and nice people. Have an awesome weekend. All the best.
Posted: 21 May 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 22 Apr 2016 10:54
Hi - Thanks for taking the time to read Showtime, Sven

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Posted: 26 Mar 2016 20:50
Happy Easter

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Hope your Valentine weekend is glorious in every way

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Posted: 05 Jan 2016 06:10
Thanks for commenting!

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Posted: 29 Dec 2015 05:36
Thanks for your comment on "After the Book Club" - a grand compliment indeed. Thanks also for commenting on "Does Your Husband Know?". There's a sequel in the works.

Posted: 23 Dec 2015 22:17

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