About SventheElder


Started working in Computers at the end of the 60's and never grew out of them...

Sven the Elder
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29 Apr 2017 14:49
Music, Computing, Walking, Bird watching
Favorite Books:
Foundation series; Belgariad; Mallorean; DiskWorld; Hobbit; Lord of the Rings
Favorite Authors:
Asimov; Arthur C Clarke; E 'Doc' Smith; David & Lee Eddings; Terry Prachett; Tolkien
Favorite Movies:
Any Tom & Jerry, Road runner - Lord of the Rings, 2001
Favourite TV Shows:
Favorite Music:
Pink Floyd, Led Zep; Fairport Convention; Steeleye Span; Acoustic Alchemy, Stones, Beatles, AC/DC, Abba, Bob Dylan, Springsteen,Christy Moore, Clive Carroll, Davey Graham, David Gilmour, Deep Purple, Dire Straits, Eagles, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Hugh Laurie.


Date Joined:
27 Jan 2013
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Topic: Happy Birthday Nicola!!!
Posted: 15 Jul 2016 08:47

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion18.gif" alt="occasion9"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion16.gif" alt="occasion7"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">
Have a good one

Posted: 11 Jul 2016 14:31

https://upload.lushstories.com/1069366817-SD100 Waiting.jpg

Have a good one Jeff <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

S (tE) 😈

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 20 Mar 2016 11:08

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif" alt="Think"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_scratch.gif" alt="scratch"> ten hours ago....<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/588-rolleyes.gif" alt="588-rolleyes"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/wave.gif" alt="wave">

Topic: Would you donate your body to science or for organ donation?
Posted: 27 Oct 2015 08:53

Both of the family Sven are full body donors

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dancenude.gif" alt="dancenude">

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 04 Aug 2015 06:02

Previously I thought a Definite Maybe but erring on the side of probably not.
But then again I also thought never say never!

Then in life things do move on and there is now someone lush who does know that if we did meet up we would probably be quite unable to keep our hands off each other.
She knows who she is and that's all there is to be said.

So for me the straight answer is now Yup!

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/t1517.gif" alt="t1517"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/welcomes.gif" alt="welcomes"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/thatshot.gif" alt="thatshot">

Topic: Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted: 16 Jul 2015 08:47

yes - and potentially hurt as well. Especially with long distances <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="Anxious">

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 17 Jun 2015 00:41

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/baglady.gif" alt="Fugly"> Just sneaking' in while nobody's paying attention....<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: Full Bush, Trimmed or Fully Shaven or Waxed
Posted: 16 Jun 2015 08:32

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> For me less is more! I prefer my ladies at least trimmed as I hate Pubic Hair between my teeth <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/675-lick.gif" alt="675-lick">

Topic: OMFG – Win 1 of 5 Gold Memberships in June!
Posted: 16 Jun 2015 02:12


Topic: Who would you like to fuck that you know, but haven't ......yet?
Posted: 06 May 2015 13:29

In a heartbeat, although the seduction would be fun, separated as we are and heavily involved with others.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

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Stories Published By SventheElder All Stories »

You Always Sleep With Your Hairdresser - Don't You?

I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change it from wilderness to respectable. Me, I just like pottering, my wife likes ‘gardening’ as she puts it. The family joke started when, early that spring, I was doing some of the heavy work...

Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.72 | Views 14,742 | 13 Comments

Just Like The Old Days

I was sat with Steffi, wife of an old friend, who was currently, like me, watching her husband on the dance floor with Jan, my wife. Now that it was towards the end of the evening it was a slower dance. Jan and Mike were dancing closely. Um, no. Jan and Mike were dancing very closely, in a darker corner of the dance floor. Steffi and I were not too worried about dancing - I have two...

Added 15 Dec 2015 | Category Group Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 10,347 | 15 Comments

Recommended Read Lucky Santa

In the end you could tell my Company Chief was an ex-sales guy. Dammit! At least that's 'my' excuse for why 'I' ended up in the Santa Suit halfway through the Christmas dinner celebrations. Don’t get any wise ideas! I'm not that fat, at least I don't think so,well-upholstered yes, but not fat! So my hair and beard are pretty white these days, I told him straight that was working for him,...

Added 21 Dec 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 17,374 | 9 Comments

The Widow

The Widow lived across the road. She didn’t fit the image. She was my age, smart, kept herself trim. She had a pleasant but not overly exciting figure, though it was the sort that left you wondering what it looked like naked. She was vivacious, lively, had a smile which lit everything up but she had never remarried. It didn’t appear to be for want of suitors, there wasn’t a string of men...

Added 23 Feb 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 34,218 | 10 Comments

Mandy 2

“Damn!” The curse was heartfelt. Having just woken up I could see the time was just four minutes past three in the morning. Remembering I had deliberately unset my ‘Do not Disturb’ feature did nothing to help being woken up by the incoming text at such an ungodly hour of the day. Sighing to myself, I leaned over, grabbed my phone and looked to see who had sent me a ‘spam’ text. I cheered up...

Added 29 Nov 2016 | Category Mature | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 5,193 | 9 Comments


I was sat having a coffee in a cafe I sometimes go to. Not a regular haunt as it was about fifteen miles away from my hometown, but nevertheless I do visit perhaps once or twice a month. Far enough away and more on the tourist trail than normal, it was a good place to go to have a bit of peace and quiet as I seldom, if ever, saw anyone I knew while I visited. Except today. I had been...

Added 22 Nov 2016 | Category Mature | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 7,797 | 22 Comments

Damned if...

Ever get the feeling you’ve just been stitched...? It’s an unhappy feeling especially when the person doing the stitching is your dearly beloved, your other half. I lead a normal, easy going fairly blameless life these days. Ok, so Sven hasn’t always been entirely good, but, if you pardon the vernacular, for most of the time I’ve been 'gooder' than most - or perhaps lucky and careful not...

Added 22 Jul 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 5,347 | 7 Comments

Assignation 3

It’s the wee small hours of a hot humid night. One of those times when the air-con doesn’t seem to do very much to make things better. I’m lying naked on top of the bed, trying to sleep with a zero chance of it happening. I love the US, but temperatures when you’re from a small maritime-climated nation are a heck of a problem, and I sure as hell am not use to them! A shower, or a swim? In...

Added 01 Jul 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,172 | 3 Comments

Assignations - 2

I’m not at the office today.  Nope, I’m out on the road and it just so happens that I have to make a detour though your neck of the woods. Tapping on the open back door, I just ambled in. I’ve done it before and although it makes you jump, you’ve got used to it now. You even tell me if you’re going to be alone for the day. Naughty beast! So I know he’s not here. You also know I hoped...

Added 28 Jun 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,501 | 6 Comments

Assignations - 1

As the light of the dawn starts to show the colours within the darkened room, I begin to see you in more detail. You sleep on, quietly. A half smile on your face, your eye-lids fluttering to some half remembered, half forgotten dream of rapture long ago. Or maybe you remember our passion of last night. The frenzy of our love-making, inspired by the prolonged sensuous build-up of our...

Added 27 Jun 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 1,958 | 9 Comments

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Thank you for the FR xx
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Kitchen delights, Sven

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Posted: 08 Feb 2017 03:31
A couple of friendly ladies, Sven

Posted: 27 Jan 2017 18:27
Have a great weekend.

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Some eye candy for you.

Posted: 01 Jan 2017 08:02

Hope 2017 turns out just beautiful, Sven...

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