About SventheElder
Biography

Started working in Computers at the end of the 60's and never grew out of them...

Name:
Sven the Elder
Sex:
Male 
Age:
68
Sign:
Gemini
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
Music, Computing, Walking, Bird watching
Favorite Books:
Foundation series; Belgariad; Mallorean; DiskWorld; Hobbit; Lord of the Rings
Favorite Authors:
Asimov; Arthur C Clarke; E 'Doc' Smith; David & Lee Eddings; Terry Prachett; Tolkien
Favorite Movies:
Any Tom & Jerry, Road runner - Lord of the Rings, 2001
Favourite TV Shows:
Documentaries
Favorite Music:
Pink Floyd, Led Zep; Fairport Convention; Steeleye Span; Acoustic Alchemy, Stones, Beatles, AC/DC, Abba, Bob Dylan, Springsteen,Christy Moore, Clive Carroll, Davey Graham, David Gilmour, Deep Purple, Dire Straits, Eagles, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Hugh Laurie.
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Date Joined:
27 Jan 2013
Last Visit:
04 Mar 2015
Page Viewed:
4,879 times
Friends:
34
Followers:
16
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
10
Forum Posts:
180
Stories:
11
Badges:
7
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Who is going to pay the new memebership fee for this site?
Posted: 06 Jan 2015 09:07

I echo Maz on this one - the site is the best I've come across, I will be staying and at an appropriate point upgrade from Silver to Gold, regardless of having been published here.

Sven (tE)

Topic: you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted: 28 Nov 2014 05:26

Shine on you crazy diamond - Pink Floyd

Topic: Is anyone horny right now?
Posted: 01 Nov 2014 15:14

Yawn! Not hungry so I must be horny....... dancenude

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 28 Oct 2014 08:11

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Topic: For both girls and guys: Do you prefer your pussy shaven or not?
Posted: 16 Oct 2014 05:14

Neatly trimmed.... 430-128 thumbup thatshot

Topic: For both girls and guys: Do you prefer your pussy shaven or not?
Posted: 16 Oct 2014 05:14

Neatly trimmed.... 430-128 thumbup thatshot

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 11 Oct 2014 04:06

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Topic: Lushies you would love to have sex with.
Posted: 30 Sep 2014 09:18

One or three, but then we live on different continents and the likelihood is probably measurable in negative numbers! Embarassed isjda beat_deadhorse

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 27 Sep 2014 04:54

*Removed by moderator .. please do not post images anywhere on the site of people under 18*

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 27 Sep 2014 04:51

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Recent Activity
Stories Published By SventheElder
Dénouement

Dénouement ©Sven the Elder - May ‘15 And so we met, she and I, having talked so long and  only with others present in the past, now it was just we two. Inside the door we gave each other a hug and she sighed contentedly happy to just stand with our arms round each other, savouring the moment. We kissed affectionately. "Coffee?" She asked, but no move away was made. We...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,073 | 11 Comments

You Always Sleep With Your Hairdresser - Don't You?

I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change it from wilderness to respectable. Me, I just like pottering, my wife likes ‘gardening’ as she puts it. The family joke started when, early that spring, I was doing some of the heavy work...

Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 11,522 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Lucky Santa

In the end you could tell my Company Chief was an ex-sales guy. Dammit! At least that's 'my' excuse for why 'I' ended up in the Santa Suit halfway through the Christmas dinner celebrations. Don’t get any wise ideas! I'm not that fat, at least I don't think so,well-upholstered yes, but not fat! So my hair and beard are pretty white these days, I told him straight that was working for him,...

Added 21 Dec 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 15,701 | 8 Comments

Healer

I knew her through the office of course, that and helping her manage and learn to use her computer in the facets of her new job. She was a quiet, slim, slightly mousey woman in her forties. Divorced and now slightly bitter, she was otherwise very ordinary. Not the sort of person you'd look at twice if you passed her in the mall. I was working on her computer’s intermittent connection to...

Added 03 Apr 2013 | Category Taboo | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 6,347 | 6 Comments

Coming in Last

Sven the younger sighed audibly as the old boat slowly came about on the sun-dappled water. Concentration etched his face, he sailed as close to the wind as the boat's ancient rig would allow. The old lug sail was no longer the most efficient of rigs; now, in the light summer breeze that wafted between the islands, its age and weight allowed for little more than sailing too and fro. What...

Added 10 Sep 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,698 | 4 Comments

Runner

I watched her run, her hair in a long pony tail, as it swished in time with her long strides. Long, lithe legs extending in an easy stride. Five minutes before they'd been wrapped round my back. This affair, this zipless fuck, had been going on for almost two years now and I still didn't know her name, still never saw her at any other time and I still didn't know where she lived... o-O-o ...

Added 27 Mar 2013 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 8,199 | 6 Comments

The Belfast Crab

When she hit my life, I was living in Belfast and she blew in like a hurricane. To this day, I'm not quite sure where or how I first saw her, the memory is hazy now. I think I had gone to a friend’s house to borrow something, his latest girlfriend was there and we were introduced. Somehow we left together. We ended up having a drink, then a meal and later that night, for the first time,...

Added 16 Mar 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,383 | 4 Comments

Friendship

Friendship By Sven the Elder© It was one of 'those' days. A bad hair day to end all bad hair days. Looking at the devastation in his driveway, Michael reflected that at least no one had been close by at the time. They would surely have been killed by the falling chimney. The lightning strike itself had been bad enough. The paramedics called by worried neighbours had been...

Added 04 Mar 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 5,037 | 8 Comments

The Curiosity Shop

It was an old shop in a new part of town. An anachronism, a dim and musty niche of knick-knacks and old things. I loved the place, I liked the atmosphere, I loved browsing it's shelves and old artifacts. I also liked teasing and flirting with the owner's wife. Her husband was as old and fusty as the shop itself; his wife was, well, unexpected. For a start she was from continental Europe,...

Added 08 Mar 2013 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,352 | 4 Comments

The Widow

The Widow lived across the road. She didn’t fit the image. She was my age, smart, kept herself trim. She had a pleasant but not overly exciting figure, though it was the sort that left you wondering what it looked like naked. She was vivacious, lively, had a smile which lit everything up but she had never remarried. It didn’t appear to be for want of suitors, there wasn’t a string of men...

Added 23 Feb 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.72 | Views 21,440 | 8 Comments

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Mysteria27
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JWren
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jaycox
Posted: 28 Feb 2015 11:09


Oh, I will never forget the difference again. Here is my contribution to correct spelling. Definition: Areola= big ole' ring around one of God's brilliant creations, the nipple:

jaycox
Posted: 28 Feb 2015 09:58
Welcome, friend Sven! I hope you like American football.

JWren
Posted: 23 Feb 2015 08:01
And so February races towards its close, Sven. I must be enjoying myself if time is passing so quickly


Mysteria27
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JWren
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Mysteria27
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Mysteria27
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Mysteria27
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Mysteria27
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Mysteria27
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Mysteria27
Posted: 08 Feb 2015 13:19

JWren
Posted: 06 Feb 2015 08:14
This young lady asked me if I knew an artist who could paint a nude portrait of her outdoors



I only know one artist and I'm not sure he's very good. What do you think, Sven?


SventheElder
Posted: 05 Feb 2015 07:14
Ahaa! I'll give you that one - mind you the Nipples are bigger than the winder and the areolae about the same as the watch face.
Personally I'd call it ostentatious....😎 👍

JWren
Posted: 04 Feb 2015 15:58
Okay, Sven, you failed to notice the tea cup - what about the size of watch my lady friend wore last night?

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