About SventheElder


Started working in Computers at the end of the 60's and never grew out of them...

Sven the Elder
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20 Feb 2018 04:09
Music, Computing, Walking, Bird watching
Favorite Books:
Foundation series; Belgariad; Mallorean; DiskWorld; Hobbit; Lord of the Rings
Favorite Authors:
Asimov; Arthur C Clarke; E 'Doc' Smith; David & Lee Eddings; Terry Prachett; Tolkien
Favorite Movies:
Any Tom & Jerry, Road runner - Lord of the Rings, 2001
Favourite TV Shows:
Favorite Music:
Pink Floyd, Led Zep; Fairport Convention; Steeleye Span; Acoustic Alchemy, Stones, Beatles, AC/DC, Abba, Bob Dylan, Springsteen,Christy Moore, Clive Carroll, Davey Graham, David Gilmour, Deep Purple, Dire Straits, Eagles, Tom Petty, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Hugh Laurie.


Date Joined:
27 Jan 2013
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Topic: Please help me wish Ping a very Happy Birthday....
Posted: 22 Dec 2017 13:59

<img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1"> <img src="/images/emoticons/cheerleader.gif" alt="cheerleader"> <img src="/images/emoticons/Bday1.gif" alt="Bday1"> <img src="/images/emoticons/3601.gif" alt="3601"> Have a good one G <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion16.gif" alt="occasion7"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion18.gif" alt="occasion9"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/images/emoticons/happy1.gif" alt="happy1">

Topic: Connundrum
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 13:06

One Word 'Weinstein!'

Topic: do you like cuddling after sex
Posted: 01 Sep 2017 08:21

Of Course!!!! 😈

Topic: Happy Birthday Nicola!!!
Posted: 15 Jul 2016 08:47

<img src="/images/emoticons/occasion18.gif" alt="occasion9"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion16.gif" alt="occasion7"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">
Have a good one

Posted: 11 Jul 2016 14:31

https://upload.lushstories.com/1069366817-SD100 Waiting.jpg

Have a good one Jeff <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

S (tE) 😈

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 20 Mar 2016 11:08

<img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif" alt="Think"> <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_scratch.gif" alt="scratch"> ten hours ago....<img src="/images/emoticons/588-rolleyes.gif" alt="588-rolleyes"> <img src="/images/emoticons/wave.gif" alt="wave">

Topic: Would you donate your body to science or for organ donation?
Posted: 27 Oct 2015 08:53

Both of the family Sven are full body donors

<img src="/images/emoticons/dancenude.gif" alt="dancenude">

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 04 Aug 2015 06:02

Previously I thought a Definite Maybe but erring on the side of probably not.
But then again I also thought never say never!

Then in life things do move on and there is now someone lush who does know that if we did meet up we would probably be quite unable to keep our hands off each other.
She knows who she is and that's all there is to be said.

So for me the straight answer is now Yup!

<img src="/images/emoticons/t1517.gif" alt="t1517"> <img src="/images/emoticons/welcomes.gif" alt="welcomes"> <img src="/images/emoticons/thatshot.gif" alt="thatshot">

Topic: Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted: 16 Jul 2015 08:47

yes - and potentially hurt as well. Especially with long distances <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="Anxious">

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 17 Jun 2015 00:41

<img src="/images/emoticons/baglady.gif" alt="Fugly"> Just sneaking' in while nobody's paying attention....<img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

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Happy Christmas Uncle

Business took me to the town where my sister lived. Then the dilemma kicked in. The business meeting dragged, and it became obvious that we were never going to manage to cram everything in over the working lunch on Friday. None of the others wanted to stay late on what was after all poets day. Poets day? Ah, come on! You’ve all heard of Poets day? Piss Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday! Yeah...

Added 08 Dec 2017 | Category Incest | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 7,274 | 9 Comments


Even though Babs had promised to tell Katie all about our little ‘Adventure,’ in the end it had seemed to come to nought. I’d been both distracted and busy and it had been a week or so since I’d been back to my usual Café haunt and when I did so it had been to find that Katie had also moved on. My gentle inquiry was met by the information that she had moved in with her new boyfriend and...

Added 13 Sep 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,680 | 13 Comments


‘Babs!’ She looked in her mid-teens, but I knew differently - I had been at the Café on the day she came of age… twenty-one. Given the way she looked, tall and very willowy, I doubt she wore a bra and never displayed a VPL, so almost certainly wore a thong. Certainly she had an ass that was perfect.  Eye wateringly, dribblingly so.  Oh! And she flirted, outrageously. With everyone....

Added 26 Aug 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 4,563 | 16 Comments

The Surprise Continues

Writers Note: If you haven’t already done so, this story is the follow up to ‘Dilemma & Surprise’ and will make more sense if you read that story first. As she made her bombshell announcement, Pat, looking into the camera, blew me a kiss and before I could say anything just said, “Bye Love!” And cut the connection. As she got up off the settee and moved out of the shot, she left...

Added 20 Jul 2017 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 3,888 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read Dilemma & Surprise

Dilemma? Well, yes. Ask any writer and storytelling is apparently ‘very easy.’ Back in my school days, you learned that to write successfully that all stories had a beginning, a middle and an end. They may have been called by differing names but basically, that was it.   So what’s the dilemma? Well, in the case of what I’m going to tell you I have no idea where either this really started...

Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 5,065 | 23 Comments

You Always Sleep With Your Hairdresser - Don't You?

I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change it from wilderness to respectable. Me, I just like pottering, my wife likes ‘gardening’ as she puts it. The family joke started when, early that spring, I was doing some of the heavy work...

Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.72 | Views 15,385 | 13 Comments

Just Like The Old Days

I was sat with Steffi, wife of an old friend, who was currently, like me, watching her husband on the dance floor with Jan, my wife. Now that it was towards the end of the evening it was a slower dance. Jan and Mike were dancing closely. Um, no. Jan and Mike were dancing very closely, in a darker corner of the dance floor. Steffi and I were not too worried about dancing - I have two...

Added 15 Dec 2015 | Category Group Sex | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 11,006 | 16 Comments

Recommended Read Lucky Santa

In the end you could tell my Company Chief was an ex-sales guy. Dammit! At least that's 'my' excuse for why 'I' ended up in the Santa Suit halfway through the Christmas dinner celebrations. Don’t get any wise ideas! I'm not that fat, at least I don't think so,well-upholstered yes, but not fat! So my hair and beard are pretty white these days, I told him straight that was working for him,...

Added 21 Dec 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 17,793 | 9 Comments

The Widow

The Widow lived across the road. She didn’t fit the image. She was my age, smart, kept herself trim. She had a pleasant but not overly exciting figure, though it was the sort that left you wondering what it looked like naked. She was vivacious, lively, had a smile which lit everything up but she had never remarried. It didn’t appear to be for want of suitors, there wasn’t a string of men...

Added 23 Feb 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 38,314 | 12 Comments

Mandy 2

“Damn!” The curse was heartfelt. Having just woken up I could see the time was just four minutes past three in the morning. Remembering I had deliberately unset my ‘Do not Disturb’ feature did nothing to help being woken up by the incoming text at such an ungodly hour of the day. Sighing to myself, I leaned over, grabbed my phone and looked to see who had sent me a ‘spam’ text. I cheered up...

Added 29 Nov 2016 | Category Mature | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 6,183 | 8 Comments

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Thank you E - 😈
4 days ago

Oh Sven - Happy Valentine's Day my dear one
6 days ago

04 Jan 2018 09:55

I wish......🤷‍♂️ 😳
04 Jan 2018 07:26

Hoping 2018 is off to a good start for you, Sven

04 Jan 2018 06:03

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Enjoy your Christmas, Sven
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28 Oct 2017 12:20

Hmm 🤔 - Now make that an Old Pulteney 17 and I might join you.... 🔜 👍 😈
29 Sep 2017 06:16

Absolutely delicious... I'm partial to a drop or two of bourbon...

28 Sep 2017 17:45

Thanks for reading my 'fifties' tale and leaving your delicious comment. Much appreciated.

06 Sep 2017 04:01
Thanks for adding me, Sven.
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