About SventheElder

Started working in Computers at the end of the 60's and never grew out of them...

Sven the Elder
Relationship Status:
Music, Computing, Walking, Bird watching
Favorite Books:
Foundation series; Belgariad; Mallorean; DiskWorld; Hobbit; Lord of the Rings
Favorite Authors:
Asimov; Arthur C Clarke; E 'Doc' Smith; David & Lee Eddings; Terry Prachett; Tolkien
Favorite Movies:
Any Tom & Jerry, Road runner - Lord of the Rings, 2001
Favourite TV Shows:
Favorite Music:
Pink Floyd, Led Zep; Fairport Convention; Steeleye Span; Acoustic Alchemy, Stones, Beatles, AC/DC, Abba, Bob Dylan, Springsteen,Christy Moore, Clive Carroll, Davey Graham, David Gilmour, Deep Purple, Dire Straits, Eagles, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Hugh Laurie.
Date Joined:
27 Jan 2013
Last Visit:
27 Nov 2015
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Would you donate your body to science or for organ donation?
Posted: 27 Oct 2015 08:53

Both of the family Sven are full body donors


Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 04 Aug 2015 06:02

Previously I thought a Definite Maybe but erring on the side of probably not.
But then again I also thought never say never!

Then in life things do move on and there is now someone lush who does know that if we did meet up we would probably be quite unable to keep our hands off each other.
She knows who she is and that's all there is to be said.

So for me the straight answer is now Yup!

t1517 welcomes thatshot

Topic: Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted: 16 Jul 2015 08:47

yes - and potentially hurt as well. Especially with long distances Anxious

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 17 Jun 2015 00:41

Fugly Just sneaking' in while nobody's paying attention....Embarassed

Topic: Full Bush, Trimmed or Fully Shaven or Waxed
Posted: 16 Jun 2015 08:32

Embarassed For me less is more! I prefer my ladies at least trimmed as I hate Pubic Hair between my teeth 675-lick

Topic: OMFG – Win 1 of 5 Gold Memberships in June!
Posted: 16 Jun 2015 02:12


Topic: Who would you like to fuck that you know, but haven't ......yet?
Posted: 06 May 2015 13:29

In a heartbeat, although the seduction would be fun, separated as we are and heavily involved with others.Embarassed

Topic: Who is going to pay the new memebership fee for this site?
Posted: 06 Jan 2015 09:07

I echo Maz on this one - the site is the best I've come across, I will be staying and at an appropriate point upgrade from Silver to Gold, regardless of having been published here.

Sven (tE)

Topic: you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted: 28 Nov 2014 05:26

Shine on you crazy diamond - Pink Floyd

Topic: Is anyone horny right now?
Posted: 01 Nov 2014 15:14

Yawn! Not hungry so I must be horny....... dancenude

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Stories Published By SventheElder
Damned if...

Ever get the feeling you’ve just been stitched...? It’s an unhappy feeling especially when the person doing the stitching is your dearly beloved, your other half. I lead a normal, easy going fairly blameless life these days. Ok, so Sven hasn’t always been entirely good, but, if you pardon the vernacular, for most of the time I’ve been 'gooder' than most - or perhaps lucky and careful not...

Added 22 Jul 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 4,178 | 3 Comments

Assignation 3

It’s the wee small hours of a hot humid night. One of those times when the air-con doesn’t seem to do very much to make things better. I’m lying naked on top of the bed, trying to sleep with a zero chance of it happening. I love the US, but temperatures when you’re from a small maritime-climated nation are a heck of a problem, and I sure as hell am not use to them! A shower, or a swim? In...

Added 01 Jul 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,430 | 3 Comments

Assignations - 2

I’m not at the office today.  Nope, I’m out on the road and it just so happens that I have to make a detour though your neck of the woods. Tapping on the open back door, I just ambled in. I’ve done it before and although it makes you jump, you’ve got used to it now. You even tell me if you’re going to be alone for the day. Naughty beast! So I know he’s not here. You also know I hoped...

Added 28 Jun 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,681 | 6 Comments

Assignations - 1

As the light of the dawn starts to show the colours within the darkened room, I begin to see you in more detail. You sleep on, quietly. A half smile on your face, your eye-lids fluttering to some half remembered, half forgotten dream of rapture long ago. Or maybe you remember our passion of last night. The frenzy of our love-making, inspired by the prolonged sensuous build-up of our...

Added 27 Jun 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 1,324 | 10 Comments


Over the years I've had back trouble that has bothered me to a lesser or greater degree. Don't ask! Sven the younger broke his back as an idiot teenager. Could have been worse, I guess. If nothing else it makes me aware of what the weather is about to do, but it has caused me grief off and on ever since. During one of the times when it was being more than a passing nuisance, I was willing...

Added 27 May 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 7,601 | 10 Comments

Going for the Triple

In the past one of the more delightful times I had as a younger, perhaps slightly more active man than now, was to end up bedding three members of the same family and then a family friend as well. Even though it sounds like incest, in fact as I wasn't related to them it wasn't. The best thing about it all was that they all knew about the others - so it was the choice of all worlds, no...

Added 31 Mar 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 11,697 | 9 Comments


Dénouement ©Sven the Elder - May ‘15 And so we met, she and I, having talked so long and  only with others present in the past, now it was just we two. Inside the door we gave each other a hug and she sighed contentedly happy to just stand with our arms round each other, savouring the moment. We kissed affectionately. "Coffee?" She asked, but no move away was made. We...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,291 | 11 Comments

You Always Sleep With Your Hairdresser - Don't You?

I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change it from wilderness to respectable. Me, I just like pottering, my wife likes ‘gardening’ as she puts it. The family joke started when, early that spring, I was doing some of the heavy work...

Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 13,330 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Lucky Santa

In the end you could tell my Company Chief was an ex-sales guy. Dammit! At least that's 'my' excuse for why 'I' ended up in the Santa Suit halfway through the Christmas dinner celebrations. Don’t get any wise ideas! I'm not that fat, at least I don't think so,well-upholstered yes, but not fat! So my hair and beard are pretty white these days, I told him straight that was working for him,...

Added 21 Dec 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,321 | 8 Comments


I knew her through the office of course, that and helping her manage and learn to use her computer in the facets of her new job. She was a quiet, slim, slightly mousey woman in her forties. Divorced and now slightly bitter, she was otherwise very ordinary. Not the sort of person you'd look at twice if you passed her in the mall. I was working on her computer’s intermittent connection to...

Added 03 Apr 2013 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 7,173 | 9 Comments

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Posted: 06 Nov 2015 11:06
Well, thanks for following "Dirty Little Secrets" through to the end. Mast move on to pastures new now. Writing a series takes it out of you a bit. But you never know, Catherine might return...

Posted: 01 Nov 2015 12:30
Thanks for commenting on Dirty Little Secrets. Alas all good things must come to an end, and for this particular series, that means Part 11. Hoping you enjoy it as much as you enjoyed the others.

Posted: 31 Oct 2015 08:03

Posted: 28 Oct 2015 02:15
Thanks for commenting on Dirty Little Secrets 9. Glad you're still enjoying. We're nearing the end of the road. Penultimate episode up soon/now. Here's a little teaser.

Posted: 23 Oct 2015 11:03
Thanks for commenting on "Dirty Little Secrets 8". Much appreciated, and glad to know you're enjoying the series. Here's a teaser by way of shameless promotion for part 9.

Posted: 14 Oct 2015 09:36
Thanks for commenting on Dirty Little Secrets 7. I hope you enjoy part 8 just as much. In between the two, John has received further video evidence of Catherine's infidelity, where she looks a bit like this...

Posted: 30 Sep 2015 03:41
Thanks for commenting on "Dirty Little Secrets". Hope you enjoy part 6.

Posted: 21 Sep 2015 23:18
Thanks for commenting on "Dirty Little Secrets". I hope you enjoy part 5, where Catherine takes greater risks, although not quite as brazen as this...

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Posted: 10 Aug 2015 02:34
Thanks for the add!

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Posted: 13 Jul 2015 20:10
Thanks so much Sven for taking the time to give me a read and vote. I truly do appreciate the support and I hope that you enjoyed it.

Posted: 09 Jul 2015 06:00

Posted: 09 Jul 2015 06:00
Thank you for the Add..

Posted: 08 Jul 2015 15:22
Exhaustipated! Brilliant word - but I hope you're not too knackerated. A few pints of brew and a lie down will work their reviving magic

Nice cooling breeze might do the trick...

Posted: 08 Jul 2015 13:25
Thank you for allowing me into your circle of friends.
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 15:22

Enjoy a ringside seat for the Independance Day fireworks extravaganza, live from the Firewords Capital of Texas, tonight, (July 4), about 9PM, Central (US) Daylight Time.

Use this link for a live streaming webcam from South Padre Island, Texas.

Stay horny my friends.

Posted: 03 Jul 2015 22:04
Happy American Independence Day
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