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Yeah thats right jeans need a bit of filling. I have no idea what a coffee bean butt is but it really doesn't sound nice.
LOL how funny would that be... but a good way to get out of a ticket.A friend of mine was caught speeding and when the officer asked her to get out of the car she started crying and said she couldn't. He asked her why she couldn't she said (while stilll crying) that she had just gotten her period at work and there was now blood all over the seat so thats why she was rushing home/ speeding. The bitch got let off to lol it probly wouldn't work with a chick copper though.
Thats hilarious, i love it :D
I love my ass it's one of the only feature about myself that i like but it is plenty big enough.... LOL
I have always wanted to try it with another women but have never been able to find someone i like who is also willing :(
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