About Swollen


Sadly, owing to work commitments, I don't have time to play on Lush anymore. I'm not here to engage in sexy chat, I just pop in and out of the forums from time to time.

I have made a few very genuine friends here, you know who you are, and you remain special to me. If you know how to find me in the 'real world' - see you on the other side! x

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Date Joined:
27 May 2010
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Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 18 Nov 2016 11:12

'Her Secret Life' JV.


Topic: Hot lover's secret tricks
Posted: 02 Oct 2016 05:15

Unbeknown to me, he was (is) very practiced in the art of Shibari. He is also an accomplished artist. The results were, and remain, incredible from many angles. X

Topic: Should British children be banned from visiting Mosques?
Posted: 02 Oct 2016 05:04

I'm British, I was Christened so I'm a British (non-practicing) Christian. My children are British, did I have them Christened? No I didn't. Why would I decide their religion for them. If they want to visit churches, mosques, synagogues or never visit in their lifetimes, I don't mind. It's totally up to them. Amen 😉!

Topic: Any runners on Lush?
Posted: 21 Sep 2016 00:28

I do.

Topic: What's for dinner tonight?
Posted: 05 Aug 2016 03:03

Steak and black bean salad - picnic on the canalside - bubbles too 🏞🌳👍🏼

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 27 Jul 2016 00:18

Very 'rude'


Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 24 Jun 2016 12:49

ZZ Top at Glastonbury - bloody brilliant!!!

Topic: Why are attractive guys so boring?
Posted: 15 Jun 2016 07:43

Yeah, but like… you know… that. Know what I mean?


Topic: Orlando, FL....A Thread To Offer Condolences
Posted: 14 Jun 2016 01:09

London yesterday standing with Orlando. So sad.


Topic: 51st State
Posted: 10 Jun 2016 11:04

So Jerry Springer says to the UK 'leave Europe and become our 51st State?'

What do you reckon?

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Stories Published By Swollen All Stories »

A Stranger's Present

Lou arrived at the hotel with a mixture of nervous apprehension and excitement bubbling away in the pit of her stomach. She'd known James for quite some time now, and together they had shared stories of their real lives, and also uncovered each other's similarities in terms of their inner-most fantasies. Both were married professionals. Good 'up-standing' citizens, family people and...

Added 04 Sep 2014 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,192 | 23 Comments

The Little Oxford Bookshop

The bookshop was just as Lance had described when he’d e mailed her directions, and the Oxford side-street offered the perfect setting for it. The sign above the door ‘ Books At Leisure’ was professionally hand-painted in bottle-green onto a white background above the window, and the two trimmed box-dwarf conifers at either side of the front door gave the shop a quaint, but chic feel to...

Added 06 Apr 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 6,633 | 23 Comments

Flight of Fantasy

The pre-flight brief meeting had been straight forward enough — the usual crew introductions, safety awareness checks, in-flight service briefing, etc. Passenger numbers on the flight were confirmed: 174 travelling in Economy Class, seven in Business Class and only two flying First Class. Outward bound was from London-Heathrow to Bahrain, where the crew would have a 48-hour stopover...

Added 03 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,094 | 15 Comments

The Potting Shed

I have always been a keen gardener, acquiring my love of horticulture and vegetable growing as a child, when I spent many a happy summer’s day at the family’s allotment watching my father and his friends cultivating, then invariably competing with each other, as to the size and beauty of their annual crop. Now I’m all grown up, I am delighted to have an allotment all of my own. It is my...

Added 05 Jul 2010 | Category Voyeur | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 14,038 | 26 Comments

The Potting Shed - Part 2

The Potting Shed – Part 2 Life on the allotment, was never going to be the same for me, how could it be? James was there working alongside me every day, so naturally, we became close friends, with our love for horticulture and vegetable growing our common ground. But the sexual tension between us was hot and constant, neither of us bowing to it, but you could almost see the heat rising...

Added 09 Jul 2010 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 6,114 | 15 Comments

The Recruitment Process

“Well to be honest Mr Simpkins, you are correct. We’re not like other recruitment agencies — and that’s exactly why we have such a high success rate. If you are seriously interested in the role, I’m afraid you will have to make the time to come into our office for the preliminary screening interview, there’s no way around it.” I held the phone away from my ear, and could feel myself...

Added 22 Feb 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 18,219 | 15 Comments


Aw Matt - I came to your office to see you , and you're not here !! You're never here any more, so boring - hmm, I'm so fucking horny too - what's a girl supposed to do! Mmmm, I know - I'll nose about a bit - So strutting around:- hmm, nothing's changed it seems, your desk, still a mess ! Your PC standing idle, where you keep your dirty dark secrets ! Running my finger across the top of...

Added 21 Aug 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.58 | Views 9,948 | 17 Comments

The Story Inside Me

The spare room was dark and silent, it was my retreat from the seemingly constant snoring in my marital bed. It was 3am, and once again here I was longing for sleep, my own mind, seemingly my enemy sometimes, taking the opportunity of this quiet, undisturbed time to tease me, flitting from thought to thought, delving into what it seems every corner of my life and being. This was my...

Added 06 Jan 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 7,866 | 20 Comments

The Flight Attendant's Revenge

It had been a long night-flight back to Gatwick from Manila; over 13 hours airborne. And even though the crew were all exhausted as they disembarked from the crew bus back at base, somehow they managed to maintain their polished look. Sarah was no exception to this. Her smart navy uniform looked immaculate, as did her make-up, and blonde hair still twisted into a chignon, under her navy hat....

Added 02 Oct 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 15,074 | 19 Comments

One Night In Bangkok

‘You wanna buy a watch pretty girl ? Rolex, Cartier, Gucci – I give you best price.’ The young Thai market trader held out his wares and smiled. ‘Maybe you want designer handbag instead, I have ...........’ ‘We’ll have plenty of time for shopping tomorrow before we have to be at the airport, honey. I have other plans for tonight. Come on let’s go get a beer’ Steve took Abi’s hand and gave...

Added 20 Mar 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 12,106 | 16 Comments

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