Forum posts made by swollen

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 07:41

Too right - going Friday and can't wait!

Topic Fellow Lushies, what think ye?
Posted 03 Feb 2015 12:54

My Darling 'MrSit' - just cuddle her, laugh with her and love her.

Just like me, you are long-time married and reality is, illness aside, you are unlikely to swing from the chandeliers, but does that really matter in the grand scale of what you have experienced and lived through together? Loving each other is key.

So glad you are recovered.

M xxx

Topic Kale Recipes
Posted 03 Feb 2015 12:29

Spread it out on a baking tray put a bit of oil, a bit of five spice and some seasoning over it. Put it in the oven for about 20 minutes on 180C (stir it up occasionally)

Chinese-style crispy "seaweed"

Yes!! I just love a domesticated bloke.

Topic I AM
Posted 01 Jan 2015 12:16


Topic Affairs
Posted 29 Sep 2014 10:03

What, in your opinion, constitutes an extra-marital affair?

A one-night stand, an emotionally based relationship or both?

Can either ever be forgiven?

Topic Shibari
Posted 17 Sep 2014 08:08

Hello fellow Lushies

I've been reading about the Japanese art of Shibari, which seems an incredibly sensual and sexy way to have fun with a trusted partner.

Has anyone got experience of it, either as a rigger or model. If so, and you're happy to share, it would be fascinating to hear more.

Thank you

Topic Anyone currently masturbating?
Posted 05 Sep 2014 11:21

She should put mop heads on the bottom of that, then she can clean the floor at the same time

Eeeek! Sorry Parmach! I meant this!!

Topic Anyone currently masturbating?
Posted 05 Sep 2014 11:20

My shorts are down and things are looking promising.

Soooo funny Sir xxxx

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 15 Aug 2014 08:47

In about 2 mins!

Topic Word for the day
Posted 06 Aug 2014 12:22


Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 06 Aug 2014 12:17


Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 04 Aug 2014 12:41

Sirloin, you old rogue!! Ooops, does this mean it's me??

Topic Morning Routine
Posted 18 Jun 2014 12:49

I have a special, very large cup from which I drink copious amounts of milky tea before I can even speak in the morning, let alone function with even half a brain cell. But ..... once I've had my tea, I'm well and truly 'up and at them!'

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 18 Jun 2014 12:37

Having baby smooth feet and perfectly manicured, naturally shiny, toe-nails.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 31 May 2014 13:34

Pub Grub!

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 07 May 2014 10:50

Bread, cheese with my old friend Lush ... Perfect !!

Topic Happy St. George's Day!
Posted 23 Apr 2014 10:47

Topic Uncut Cocks
Posted 15 Mar 2014 10:54

Check out my trophy shelf, the cut versions are definately prettier. However, it's not about the tool, it's about the user! :-)

Topic What gets you noticed?
Posted 02 Mar 2014 10:50

My natural warmth, and the fact that I smile at everyone!

Topic Who is the best fuck on Lush and why?
Posted 19 Feb 2014 14:47

It's me, isn't it?


Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 18 Feb 2014 16:37

Thinking of needing super-enforced shelf brackets!!!

Topic Would you consider LUSH to be a porn site?
Posted 18 Feb 2014 16:35

I can see how some would view Lush as a porn site, but it's really why you are here that determines it. For me, it's a chance to spread my wings a little and let my imagination take my creativity for a ride. I enjoy writing and interacting with other writers... exchanging feedback and growing with others that share my passions. I've also discovered some wonderful friends here who I can talk with about any subject. For me, Lush is a wonderful community of like minded people I can share with.

Want to share my bath bomb Mr Sit?? Hehee x

Topic Would you consider LUSH to be a porn site?
Posted 18 Feb 2014 12:37

All I ever wanted was a bath bomb!! Embarassed

Topic Older Men
Posted 29 Jan 2014 12:10

I don't think age is of huge relevance. To me great sex starts - and can even end - in the mind. If a guy can fire my sexual imagination, using his wit and intelligence, the physical act of orgasm is effectively easy to achieve, with or without his 'stiffy.' Unromantic maybe, but true.

So for me, No. 4 all the way.

Topic What is your best cure for headaches?
Posted 26 Jan 2014 12:17

Exercise in the fresh air - work up a good sweat, feel the burn and you will forget you ever had a headache in the first place.

Topic Your today's thought or message
Posted 23 Jan 2014 10:55

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 23 Jan 2014 10:45

I keep an open mind on this one - IMO naive not to, after all no-one can be sure either way.

Topic strap-on sex for guys
Posted 11 Jan 2014 23:42

Let's get back on topic here guys.

My hub, who's certainly not gay or bi, would most undoubtedly love it if I produced a strap-on with his arse in mind. I haven't got one though, and don't intend to buy one - I have an anal plug that makes him squeak already! I think the attraction value, for him (and the very fact he let me do it in the first place) was for the experience. Subsequent to that, he just enjoys the element of carnal eroticism and the sensation of feeling 'full'.

From my 'research' most guys are inquisitive around this very subject. So why hold back? life's short!

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 11 Jan 2014 23:13

Photo evidence please dontknow

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 11 Jan 2014 11:18

Yes, I believe it is making a welcome comeback. *looks down*