Forum posts made by swollen

Topic Where would you like to be right now?
Posted 28 Oct 2015 09:36

In the Yorkshire Dales watching my 'friend' cook for me, whilst I wear one of his cashmere sweaters. 💋

Topic Your Favourite Sex Act
Posted 19 Aug 2015 02:17

Newfound discovery of mine - forget the lube, try buttered anal play. Straight from the fridge, with an illicit lover, even better. 'Utterly' delicious. Shhh

Topic Erotic Photography - are you willing to pose?
Posted 17 Jun 2015 00:39

I'm not sure I'd pose for another photographer....being one myself I prefer to press the shutter. As for taking erotic images - I love doing that. Have had the joy of working with models of all ages - some men as well and consider the human body a wonderful subject to photograph. So if anyone fancies it....

I'd say you pose 'very nicely' for your own lens Lensman! Very nicely indeed!!


Topic OMFG – Win 1 of 5 Gold Memberships in June!
Posted 12 Jun 2015 08:55


Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 09 Jun 2015 10:21

Topic Happy Birthday Playsit!
Posted 28 May 2015 09:25

Happy Birthday lovely 'Mr Sit!' Xx

Topic Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted 20 May 2015 12:31

I am absolutely fine with it until they start talking about drinks and meals and stuff .. like take me out and spend your hard earned cash on me .. sorry but that for me is just too much/too far.

Maybe you need to choose your 'friends' more wisely.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 20 May 2015 12:23


Topic Do I still need to wear a sports bra ?
Posted 20 May 2015 12:10

I bet Adriana doesn't need to wear a sports bra

Question is OMKN: do you need to wear a sports bra??

Topic Do I still need to wear a sports bra ?
Posted 20 May 2015 11:19


Real world: Of course you do.

Fantasy world in which you actually look like that morphed pic of the Twilight girls: Hell no.

Of course, I am my AV too - but I always wear a running bra. OMKN you remain deliciously merciless! Haha xx

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 17 May 2015 03:43

How about meet two Lushies at the same time maybe?

Topic Word for the day
Posted 29 Apr 2015 22:33


Topic Your Favorite Celebrity Crush
Posted 27 Apr 2015 12:19
Aidan Turner aka 'Captain Ross Poldark' - most of the women in the UK 'just would' with him right now!

Topic What kind of PORN you like to watch?
Posted 18 Mar 2015 13:06

My own!

Topic What is your specific reason(s) for not visiting the Chat Rooms ?
Posted 18 Mar 2015 13:03

I have met most of my good Lush friends in the chat rooms here. If you stay quietly in the crowd a while, you can soon decide who you do and do not want to liase with. Sadly, time no longer pemits for me - or I'd flirt, flirt then flirt some more.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 12 Mar 2015 13:59

Thai fish curry - it got a 5! :-)

Topic Rest In Peace - Terry Pratchett
Posted 12 Mar 2015 13:43

Alzheimer's is such a cruel disease. Yet seems to take so many of the best. God bless Terry.

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 07:41

Too right - going Friday and can't wait!

Topic Fellow Lushies, what think ye?
Posted 03 Feb 2015 12:54

My Darling 'MrSit' - just cuddle her, laugh with her and love her.

Just like me, you are long-time married and reality is, illness aside, you are unlikely to swing from the chandeliers, but does that really matter in the grand scale of what you have experienced and lived through together? Loving each other is key.

So glad you are recovered.

M xxx

Topic Kale Recipes
Posted 03 Feb 2015 12:29

Spread it out on a baking tray put a bit of oil, a bit of five spice and some seasoning over it. Put it in the oven for about 20 minutes on 180C (stir it up occasionally)

Chinese-style crispy "seaweed"

Yes!! I just love a domesticated bloke.

Topic I AM
Posted 01 Jan 2015 12:16


Topic Affairs
Posted 29 Sep 2014 10:03

What, in your opinion, constitutes an extra-marital affair?

A one-night stand, an emotionally based relationship or both?

Can either ever be forgiven?

Topic Shibari
Posted 17 Sep 2014 08:08

Hello fellow Lushies

I've been reading about the Japanese art of Shibari, which seems an incredibly sensual and sexy way to have fun with a trusted partner.

Has anyone got experience of it, either as a rigger or model. If so, and you're happy to share, it would be fascinating to hear more.

Thank you

Topic Anyone currently masturbating?
Posted 05 Sep 2014 11:21

She should put mop heads on the bottom of that, then she can clean the floor at the same time

Eeeek! Sorry Parmach! I meant this!!

Topic Anyone currently masturbating?
Posted 05 Sep 2014 11:20

My shorts are down and things are looking promising.

Soooo funny Sir xxxx

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 15 Aug 2014 08:47

In about 2 mins!

Topic Word for the day
Posted 06 Aug 2014 12:22


Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 06 Aug 2014 12:17


Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 04 Aug 2014 12:41

Sirloin, you old rogue!! Ooops, does this mean it's me??

Topic Morning Routine
Posted 18 Jun 2014 12:49

I have a special, very large cup from which I drink copious amounts of milky tea before I can even speak in the morning, let alone function with even half a brain cell. But ..... once I've had my tea, I'm well and truly 'up and at them!'