Forum posts made by swollen

Topic Naughtiest place you've had sex?
Posted 25 May 2017 06:36

Kneeling on a church pew Shhh

Topic Types of tea
Posted 25 May 2017 06:33

Well of recent months, I've been enjoying a strong brew of Red Bush tea - that was until I made a cup for my Daughter, who likened the smell of it to the soaked haylage she feeds to her horse. It truly does smell the same, so I''m back on Peppermint.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 17 May 2017 08:59

My fan oven heating up to temperature - and the background silence.

Topic Undressing...
Posted 16 May 2017 08:24

I think the very act of seductive undressing for a lover can be a hugely erotic part of foreplay. I had my current lover sit and watch me both undress from my day-clothes and dress into beautiful lingerie. This was our first intimate meeting. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm no 'floozy' - I turned my back to him as I put on my display, for decency of course!!! πŸ˜‚

3 years later, he's still my adored and very sensual lover πŸ’‹

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 18 Nov 2016 11:12

'Her Secret Life' JV.

Topic Hot lover's secret tricks
Posted 02 Oct 2016 05:15

Unbeknown to me, he was (is) very practiced in the art of Shibari. He is also an accomplished artist. The results were, and remain, incredible from many angles. X

Topic Should British children be banned from visiting Mosques?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 05:04

I'm British, I was Christened so I'm a British (non-practicing) Christian. My children are British, did I have them Christened? No I didn't. Why would I decide their religion for them. If they want to visit churches, mosques, synagogues or never visit in their lifetimes, I don't mind. It's totally up to them. Amen πŸ˜‰!

Topic Any runners on Lush?
Posted 21 Sep 2016 00:28

I do.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 05 Aug 2016 03:03

Steak and black bean salad - picnic on the canalside - bubbles too πŸžπŸŒ³πŸ‘πŸΌ

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 27 Jul 2016 00:18

Very 'rude'

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 24 Jun 2016 12:49

ZZ Top at Glastonbury - bloody brilliant!!!

Topic Why are attractive guys so boring?
Posted 15 Jun 2016 07:43

Yeah, but like… you know… that. Know what I mean?


Topic Orlando, FL....A Thread To Offer Condolences
Posted 14 Jun 2016 01:09

London yesterday standing with Orlando. So sad.

Topic 51st State
Posted 10 Jun 2016 11:04

So Jerry Springer says to the UK 'leave Europe and become our 51st State?'

What do you reckon?

Topic What is your favourite scent?
Posted 28 Apr 2016 09:29

His, around 3am.

Topic For or against the UK staying within the EU?
Posted 28 Apr 2016 09:25

Out. We are strong, we will survive and prosper.

Topic 'American English'
Posted 25 Apr 2016 11:54

So, neighbors V neighbours, colors V colours - is there such a thing as American English?

Topic Are *YOU* a PSYCHOPATH???
Posted 03 Dec 2015 01:20

Yes - all dressed up in frilly knickers!

Topic Where would you like to be right now?
Posted 28 Oct 2015 09:36

In the Yorkshire Dales watching my 'friend' cook for me, whilst I wear one of his cashmere sweaters. πŸ’‹

Topic Your Favourite Sex Act
Posted 19 Aug 2015 02:17

Newfound discovery of mine - forget the lube, try buttered anal play. Straight from the fridge, with an illicit lover, even better. 'Utterly' delicious. Shhh

Topic Erotic Photography - are you willing to pose?
Posted 17 Jun 2015 00:39

I'm not sure I'd pose for another photographer....being one myself I prefer to press the shutter. As for taking erotic images - I love doing that. Have had the joy of working with models of all ages - some men as well and consider the human body a wonderful subject to photograph. So if anyone fancies it....

I'd say you pose 'very nicely' for your own lens Lensman! Very nicely indeed!!


Topic OMFG – Win 1 of 5 Gold Memberships in June!
Posted 12 Jun 2015 08:55


Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 09 Jun 2015 10:21

Topic Happy Birthday Playsit!
Posted 28 May 2015 09:25

Happy Birthday lovely 'Mr Sit!' Xx

Topic Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted 20 May 2015 12:31

I am absolutely fine with it until they start talking about drinks and meals and stuff .. like take me out and spend your hard earned cash on me .. sorry but that for me is just too much/too far.

Maybe you need to choose your 'friends' more wisely.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 20 May 2015 12:23


Topic Do I still need to wear a sports bra ?
Posted 20 May 2015 12:10

I bet Adriana doesn't need to wear a sports bra

Question is OMKN: do you need to wear a sports bra??

Topic Do I still need to wear a sports bra ?
Posted 20 May 2015 11:19


Real world: Of course you do.

Fantasy world in which you actually look like that morphed pic of the Twilight girls: Hell no.

Of course, I am my AV too - but I always wear a running bra. OMKN you remain deliciously merciless! Haha xx

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 17 May 2015 03:43

How about meet two Lushies at the same time maybe?

Topic Word for the day
Posted 29 Apr 2015 22:33