About Te11tale
Biography

Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do?
Looking for a few laughs and some fun.
On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?).
Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.

Name:
Ian Parker
Sex:
Male 
Age:
55
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Married to bluepiglet
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Just below my hair., Hampshire, United Kingdom
Interests:
Aviation, castles, Bluepiglet, dragons.
Favorite Books:
Belgariad, Malorean, Sparhawk. Time wars (Simon Hawke), Horse clans, Sharp, Discworld, others.
Favorite Authors:
Pratchett, Richard Herman (Jnr), David Eddings, Cornwell.
Favorite Movies:
Battle of Britain, Marvel super dupers, Despicable me (1 + 2), Star wars/trek, Battle of the river plate, Flyboys and more.
Favourite TV Shows:
Big bang theory. True blood, Almost human, NCIS, Top gear, Family guy.
Favorite Music:
STATUS QUOOOOOOOoo, too many too list.
Statistics
Date Joined:
24 Jul 2014
Last Visit:
14 Apr 2015
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Friends:
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Followers:
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Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
1
Forum Posts:
249
Stories:
4
Badges:
2
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 14 Apr 2015 12:47

I don't know, I tried to include a sexy pic in this post but, they kept coming up 'Image missing, so,,,
heres a kitten instead.



http://www.skyhdwallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/The-Fluffy-kitten.jpg

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 09 Apr 2015 06:07

https://www.youtube.com/embed/d9JMiRPy1cA


https://www.youtube.com/embed/A8dbAeRMHEQ

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 09 Apr 2015 06:04

Chuffed to naafi breaks thanks girls.
So me an the good ole boys got goin on sum sellybratin.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/no-lmHneYTQ

Topic: What Might You Find in The Closet of the Person Above You, (In Pictures)?
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:13

http://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/0/03/03ae1b17_bernadette-big-bang-theory.jpeg

Topic: Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:07

INXS Beautiful girl

Topic: A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:00

...they went out to buy...

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 10:58

Play like you can't lose.

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 10:45

Oh well, at least you lot can throw a bash for me, Oh, you started already.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9968ce2a720d1747e61cdcf35351e12e/tumblr_mq4ruwNvUp1rj3nhpo1_1280.jpg

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 10:31

My idea for the party...

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/876/493/corey%20feldman%20birthday%20party.jpg?ve=1&tl=1


Blue piglets idea for MY party...

http://www.jollyvintageteaparty.co.uk/family-tea-party.png


So, we compromised...


http://www.jollyvintageteaparty.co.uk/family-tea-party.png

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 10:27

So, I opened the brown envelope that came in the mail yesterday, Saturday 21st March, 2015, and inside, effective from the 13th, was my...


https://mairedubhtx.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/divorce-sml.jpg

The absolute no less. YAY.

Mind you, Bluepiglet says I may be single, but I am neither young nor free!

Still...

http://www.shoebob.co.uk/JUST-DIVORCED_-T-SHIRT_BLACK.jpg


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Stories Published By Te11tale
The Lady and the tramp 3 - What would the Bishop say?

S uzie was relieved. Sam, the postman had been sacked. Several house wives had complained about him being improper and three had recorded evidence. This meant she was only being unfaithful to her vicar husband Jason, with Jed. Jed lived in an old caravan in a field, out of the way, and did odd jobs. One was weeding the cemetery by the vicarage at Lower Bannerfield. His only change of...

Added 13 Apr 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 3,670 | 8 Comments

Naughty sunbathing

Michelle dropped her son off to play sports. He was proud of his Mum, but street cred issues meant not always hanging onto her with his mates around. Some his mates and several others at the club thought they would like to hang around with her however. As former cabin crew, she had poise, looks, and was definitely in the Milf category. Her daughter was playing nurse to Dad. She was off to...

Added 13 Jan 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 54,779 | 16 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp (2)

Or, The Postman always comes twice. Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago, Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the Tramp) and...

Added 10 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,089 | 7 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp

Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,144 | 12 Comments

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Posted: 12 Feb 2015 20:10
Swollen
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Posted: 09 Jan 2015 12:54
Happy New Year!
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Posted: 07 Jan 2015 09:51
Dropped in for a visit

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Posted: 10 Nov 2014 07:41
Happy Veterans Day/Remembrance Day


bat
Posted: 30 Oct 2014 20:52
* I saw this and thought of you*LOL


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Posted: 30 Oct 2014 11:43
Buzzing by to say Happy Halloween


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bat
Posted: 27 Oct 2014 15:31

MY GRANDMOTHER RODE IN THIS PLANE To scary for me! Enjoy your day

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Posted: 22 Oct 2014 14:49
Thank you~~not sure what wrong with my page.
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Posted: 02 Oct 2014 21:36
Buzzing by to wax some ISIS/ISIL ass
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Posted: 29 Sep 2014 18:14
Sniffer doesn't look too happy.

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Posted: 28 Sep 2014 19:26
Thought you might like these


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Posted: 24 Sep 2014 20:50
New for your collection mate

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