About Te11tale

Biography

Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do?
Looking for a few laughs and some fun.
On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?).
Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.

Name:
Ian Parker
Sex:
Male 
Age:
59
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Married to bluepiglet
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Just below my hair., Hampshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
13 Dec 2018 08:37
Interests:
Aviation, castles, Bluepiglet, dragons.
Favorite Books:
Belgariad, Malorean, Sparhawk. Time wars (Simon Hawke), Horse clans, Sharp, Discworld, others.
Favorite Authors:
Pratchett, Richard Herman (Jnr), David Eddings, Cornwell.
Favorite Movies:
Battle of Britain, Marvel super dupers, Despicable me (1 + 2), Star wars/trek, Battle of the river plate, Flyboys and more.
Favourite TV Shows:
Big bang theory. True blood, Almost human, NCIS, Top gear, Family guy.
Favorite Music:
STATUS QUOOOOOOOoo, too many too list.

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24 Jul 2014
Last Visit:
13 Aug 2018
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Forum Posts:
287
Stories:
8
Badges:
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Topic: You meet the person above you at a bar. What would you buy them?
Posted: 11 Aug 2018 13:25

A pangalacticgargleblaster

Topic: Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted: 11 Aug 2018 12:55

S R was nabbed for photographing someone else's sunset.

Topic: Adi's Randomly Bizarre and Possibly Offensive Pic Page
Posted: 10 Aug 2018 05:13

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Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 10 Aug 2018 05:00

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Topic: Name your current celebrity crush!
Posted: 10 Aug 2018 04:55


Gabrielle Miller


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Topic: Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted: 29 May 2017 07:30

piezoelectricity

Topic: We go together like...
Posted: 29 May 2017 07:13

A beer and another beer.

Topic: what's on your t-shirt?
Posted: 29 May 2017 07:09

DILLIGAF

Ah, no, that is what it says on my t-shirt. Honest.

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 09:54

Hmmm, kilt, stockings, no knickers and ready for action, Ahh yes, it must be Mazza.

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Topic: Three words said about the person above you
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 09:39

Erotic story fan

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Lady and the Tramp 5. Meeting the People

For five days now, Khalfan, the solidly built local had been fucking Suzie, the smart little wife of Vicar Jason. It stopped for a while then as Khalfan had to return to his tribal home. He would be back. Suzie was on top of the admin and getting on well with the people around her. Head nurse Fola, a tall girl in her thirties, was good to work with and helped Jason and Suzie settle in. She...

Added 09 Aug 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,743 | 3 Comments

At the car park

Ken was on the phone with his supervisor. It was the one hour check in for lone workers. “Yes, Tim, all quiet and peaceful, nothing going on, see you.” Ken hung up, checked the illegal feed to his memory stick, and got back to watching the action. Tina had chatted to the two guys in the bar earlier, and they knew they were on to a good thing. Tina was tall, black-haired and with a...

Added 31 May 2017 | Category MILF | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 18,371 | 4 Comments

Roz's festival.

Roz was uncertain to begin with. Jules had won two tickets to a music festival, Jackie was already spoken for and so it was a no brainer that Roz was chosen to receive the spare ticket. The only thing was, the headline acts were all cover bands. Some of them are really good, Roz knew that, but what about the rest. Local, unsigned or just pub circuit stuff, and did she want to spend...

Added 30 Dec 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,270 | 5 Comments

The Lady and the tramp (4) Missionary position

Suzie was a totally changed woman. At forty she was a prim, proper, helpful wife of a clergyman, and a sort of agony aunt for the community. At forty one however, Suzie had become, if not cock hungry, at least very willing to take the generous amount of cock that came her way. Mostly Thursdays and Fridays, when Jason, her vicar husband, stayed in another of the three parishes he covered. ...

Added 24 Jun 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,894 | 9 Comments

The Lady and the tramp 3 - What would the Bishop say?

S uzie was relieved. Sam, the postman had been sacked. Several house wives had complained about him being improper and three had recorded evidence. This meant she was only being unfaithful to her vicar husband Jason, with Jed. Jed lived in an old caravan in a field, out of the way, and did odd jobs. One was weeding the cemetery by the vicarage at Lower Bannerfield. His only change of...

Added 13 Apr 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 14,175 | 12 Comments

Naughty sunbathing

Michelle dropped her son off to play sports. He was proud of his Mum, but street cred issues meant not always hanging onto her with his mates around. Some his mates and several others at the club thought they would like to hang around with her however. As former cabin crew, she had poise, looks, and was definitely in the Milf category. Her daughter was playing nurse to Dad. She was off to...

Added 13 Jan 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.47 | Views 82,646 | 17 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp (2)

Or, The Postman always comes twice. Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago, Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the Tramp) and...

Added 10 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 18,492 | 12 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp

Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 32,135 | 22 Comments

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