Forum posts made by te11tale

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 14 Apr 2015 12:47

I don't know, I tried to include a sexy pic in this post but, they kept coming up 'Image missing, so,,,
heres a kitten instead.



http://www.skyhdwallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/The-Fluffy-kitten.jpg

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 09 Apr 2015 06:07

https://www.youtube.com/embed/d9JMiRPy1cA


https://www.youtube.com/embed/A8dbAeRMHEQ

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 09 Apr 2015 06:04

Chuffed to naafi breaks thanks girls.
So me an the good ole boys got goin on sum sellybratin.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/no-lmHneYTQ

Topic What Might You Find in The Closet of the Person Above You, (In Pictures)?
Posted 22 Mar 2015 11:13

http://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/0/03/03ae1b17_bernadette-big-bang-theory.jpeg

Topic Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted 22 Mar 2015 11:07

INXS Beautiful girl

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 22 Mar 2015 11:00

...they went out to buy...

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 22 Mar 2015 10:58

Play like you can't lose.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 22 Mar 2015 10:45

Oh well, at least you lot can throw a bash for me, Oh, you started already.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9968ce2a720d1747e61cdcf35351e12e/tumblr_mq4ruwNvUp1rj3nhpo1_1280.jpg

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 22 Mar 2015 10:31

My idea for the party...

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/876/493/corey%20feldman%20birthday%20party.jpg?ve=1&tl=1


Blue piglets idea for MY party...

http://www.jollyvintageteaparty.co.uk/family-tea-party.png


So, we compromised...


http://www.jollyvintageteaparty.co.uk/family-tea-party.png

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 22 Mar 2015 10:27

So, I opened the brown envelope that came in the mail yesterday, Saturday 21st March, 2015, and inside, effective from the 13th, was my...


https://mairedubhtx.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/divorce-sml.jpg

The absolute no less. YAY.

Mind you, Bluepiglet says I may be single, but I am neither young nor free!

Still...

http://www.shoebob.co.uk/JUST-DIVORCED_-T-SHIRT_BLACK.jpg


Topic What magizine would you find on the table of the person above?
Posted 13 Mar 2015 13:36

http://www.flypast.com/central/images/covers/medium/6346.jpg

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 13 Mar 2015 13:29

Washed down with a nice...

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 13 Mar 2015 12:30

Jollyjack is not really a sailor, he gets sea sick just looking at a stream.
He makes a living selling fake stuff like cannon balls from a Greek triream,
a musket from the battle of Hastings, a navy pilot's head gear from the battle of Trafalger
and pirate dvds.

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 13 Mar 2015 12:20

Tease her till she cums.

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 11 Feb 2015 13:16

http://www.signsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/funny-signs.jpg

Topic What magizine would you find on the table of the person above?
Posted 11 Feb 2015 13:04

http://www.myflowerjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Spring2013_72dpi-250x324.jpg

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:58

K is really a well known news reader and TV presenter. If her bosses were aware of her line in second hand hamster poo and truffle biscuits
laced with spanish fly, they would probably sell her to channel 5.

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:51

from a well known outlet...

Topic Things that just piss you off
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:34

Editing here seems to be hit or miss at times.

I have suffered this more than once. Also I have had stories refused even though others already exist with the exact same so called fault.


Terrorists. Step out and fight like warriors you assholes, don't hide behind women, children and shadows.


Numties that believe rules do not apply to them because they know more or are simply better than most people.
"I don't need to do that because..." Well the rules say you do, so do it or bugger off.

Topic Do you insist that a vote on your story be commented upon.
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:24

I kind of like "If you can't say anything good, say nothing", but then CONSTRUCTIVE critisism is good.
I recently had a four word comment that made no sense, along with a very low score. Perhaps just
a score of 3 4 or 5, forget the 1 & 2?

As Rosie says, the score can be ignored, I am just happy that people actually read what I write.

More power to your keyboards writers. book

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 27 Jan 2015 11:13

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1627963372/tumblr_lrfq8o9zl51r189uao1_500_400x400.jpg

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Jan 2015 09:38

Plain flour is the best.

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 14 Jan 2015 09:34

Simple, just post a pick of what you think caught her attention like that.

http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Community-Brita-surprised-GIF.gif



http://data1.whicdn.com/images/41245281/superthumb.jpg

Topic Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?
Posted 14 Jan 2015 09:28

Not mine any more, I have left him there and moved to the back room now.

You're a good buddy Shot, but don't you have a home to go to? Your overnight stay has raged out of control.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 10 Jan 2015 05:54

On weekends PP is Batgirl and goes round bullying loud mouth men.

Topic What magizine would you find on the table of the person above?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:46

http://www.pcpltd.net/newsround/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Tattoo-Revolution-Cover-web-232x300.jpg

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:42

In UK there is a strike of barbers....... so hun ur hair are a bit bigger than acceptable (kidding..... appologies.......)

No appologies needed, this is Lush.



PP has a small sex museum for which she charges an entry fee. Women must give a sex toy, men must make her orgasm twice.
In her spare time PP teaches practical sex techniques to college males, twenty at a time.

sunny

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:33

a big pot of steaming,,,

Topic What Song Title Does the Person Above You Remind You Of?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:30

//www.youtube.com/embed/SdCF75JclK8

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:27

Is that bloke there Shotgun?