Forum posts made by te11tale

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 11 Feb 2015 13:16

http://www.signsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/funny-signs.jpg

Topic What magizine would you find on the table of the person above?
Posted 11 Feb 2015 13:04

http://www.myflowerjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Spring2013_72dpi-250x324.jpg

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:58

K is really a well known news reader and TV presenter. If her bosses were aware of her line in second hand hamster poo and truffle biscuits
laced with spanish fly, they would probably sell her to channel 5.

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:51

from a well known outlet...

Topic Things that just piss you off
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:34

Editing here seems to be hit or miss at times.

I have suffered this more than once. Also I have had stories refused even though others already exist with the exact same so called fault.


Terroists. Step out and fight like warriors you assholes, don't hide behind women, children and shadows.


Numties that believe rules do not apply to them because they know more or are simply better than most people.
"I don't need to do that because..." Well the rules say you do, so do it or bugger off.

Topic Do you insist that a vote on your story be commented upon.
Posted 11 Feb 2015 12:24

I kind of like "If you can't say anything good, say nothing", but then CONSTRUCTIVE critisism is good.
I recently had a four word comment that made no sense, along with a very low score. Perhaps just
a score of 3 4 or 5, forget the 1 & 2?

As Rosie says, the score can be ignored, I am just happy that people actually read what I write.

More power to your keyboards writers. book

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 27 Jan 2015 11:13

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1627963372/tumblr_lrfq8o9zl51r189uao1_500_400x400.jpg

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Jan 2015 09:38

Plain flour is the best.

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 14 Jan 2015 09:34

Simple, just post a pick of what you think caught her attention like that.

http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Community-Brita-surprised-GIF.gif



http://data1.whicdn.com/images/41245281/superthumb.jpg

Topic Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?
Posted 14 Jan 2015 09:28

Not mine any more, I have left him there and moved to the back room now.

You're a good buddy Shot, but don't you have a home to go to? Your overnight stay has raged out of control.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 10 Jan 2015 05:54

On weekends PP is Batgirl and goes round bullying loud mouth men.

Topic What magizine would you find on the table of the person above?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:46

http://www.pcpltd.net/newsround/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Tattoo-Revolution-Cover-web-232x300.jpg

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:42

In UK there is a strike of barbers....... so hun ur hair are a bit bigger than acceptable (kidding..... appologies.......)

No appologies needed, this is Lush.



PP has a small sex museum for which she charges an entry fee. Women must give a sex toy, men must make her orgasm twice.
In her spare time PP teaches practical sex techniques to college males, twenty at a time.

sunny

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:33

a big pot of steaming,,,

Topic What Song Title Does the Person Above You Remind You Of?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:30

//www.youtube.com/embed/SdCF75JclK8

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:27

Is that bloke there Shotgun?

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:22

For instance,

http://img.designswan.com/2010/01/weirdAnimal/1.jpg

Topic What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:08

Simple, just post a pick of what you think caught her attention like that.

http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Community-Brita-surprised-GIF.gif

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 09 Jan 2015 04:01

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2104182/83694222.jpg

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2013/11/26/042503/83694270/doubletakenuditylistphon.jpg


http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2013/11/26/043502/83694276/babyeye.jpg

Hmmm.

Topic Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 03:47

I unlocked it ages ago but he wont go. For heavens sake someone take him away,
my booze stash has almost gone and he has made my aviation mags all sticky.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 09 Jan 2015 03:39

The lovely Trinket is the reigning champion Shark Wrestler at Bondi beach, the top pin up of the Royal Australian Navy,
a part time road train driver and, to her everlasting shame, the holder of the record for the most kidnapped firemen
EVER, most of which have been returned completly worn out and now scared of sex.

Topic What magizine would you find on the table of the person above?
Posted 07 Jan 2015 08:54

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cHm47rnlL._SY300_.jpg


(Hi Lover, XXX)

love3

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 07 Jan 2015 08:15

JW wore a neck brace for several weeks, claiming he had over done the head banging at a Status Quo concert, but,
the truth is he was taking viagra and it got stuck in his throat.
JW writes a newspaper column about health and beauty as he was actually Miss Mid Atlantic 2010, and Miss October
in the 2011 Kinky peoples magazine.

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 07 Jan 2015 08:05

and started lighting the fire.

Topic What Song Title Does the Person Above You Remind You Of?
Posted 07 Jan 2015 08:03

Bad penny blues,,,,,,,,,,,,, Humphrey Lyttleton band.

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 07 Jan 2015 07:59

It warmed and began throbbing.

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 07 Jan 2015 07:56

super glue. One of the fireman got a little over excited, and Sugarbaby ended up with one boob and one...

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 03 Jan 2015 09:22

Bluepiglet reckons this arrived in a box with her name on it.
http://pixers.fr/image/1/400/n8nLuk1NDNWRE8VSpc1QX61e0N1WmRjSwCUiCF1Wl1TOc1c1fc0Rb1jSVo0QfNDXw79QhoUNhoUNho0Qh72MhF3FqzSKhZkaMR3KhRGKm5dRkRHT0NnasiGaho2F0Rni/95/45/45/0095454580/3/sticker-sexy-homme-le-pere-noel-carrossier.jpg

Yeh, I bet the label was in her handwriting!


I think I got a reindeer, but it ran away.
http://www.sweet2eatbaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/reindeer-poop-peanut-butter-balls-1.jpg

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 03 Jan 2015 09:14

"Guess what Santa got ME this Christmas?" said the wee girl.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01641/ImogenNewMain_1641077a.jpg

Topic Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?
Posted 03 Jan 2015 09:07

I found him trying on my underwear, so he is staying there until he says sorry.