About The_EVP

For starters - Hello! Little bit about me to begin with; I work for a very large corporation, which is why I won’t put a picture of my face on here. I interact with too many people and can’t risk the exposure. I do plan on posting a couple pics of me to prove I’m real, but nothing above the neck.
Getting to the point of my life where I’m becoming comfortable enough to start exploring new ways of what turns me on. By looking at me, you’d think I’m a pretty average guy, but I have a pretty active imagination and have some very naughty fantasies. I find reading erotic literature much more arousing than what porn does for me. Don’t get me wrong, it still has its place, haha. Guess what it said is true though, the brain truly is the biggest sex organ. I’ve tried my hand at writing, but nowhere near ready to share with anyone at this point. The stories on this site are simply amazing. There are some truly talented people. Love to meet and make new friends with people whom enjoy these stories just as much. I’m pretty laid back and would like to think I’m fairly easy to get along with.

North Carolina, United States
Well sex is obvious. That's why we're here. Sports; lacrosse, football, baseball. Cigars. Traveling.
Favorite Books:
Don't have the time. Working on Atlas Shrugged, The Historian and Of Fire and Ice
Favorite Authors:
JK Rowlings, George RR Martin, Brad Metzler, Dan Brown, Michael Crichton
Favorite Movies:
V for Vendetta, Gladiator, Anchorman, Despicable Me, Boardwalk Empire, Sopranos
Favorite Music:
Frank Sinatra, Dave Matthews, Rihanna, all sorts of random people.
Date Joined:
14 Nov 2011
Last Visit:
05 Jun 2014
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Topic: What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted: 15 Apr 2013 17:58

I didn't have a list until I rad through this topic.. I have a long way to go to catch up...sigh

Topic: What sexual position is your favorite and why???
Posted: 15 Apr 2013 17:57

I'd say cowgirl then sitting face to face and then doggie style. Each are incredibly fun with benefits to each..

Topic: Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted: 14 Apr 2013 20:30

Wife girlfriend...yes
stranger.. if it is a women.. yes
guy... definitely not

Topic: Are you a true pussy eater?
Posted: 14 Apr 2013 20:27

Yes! Yes! YES!!!! Love doing it and the results from it.

Topic: Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted: 14 Apr 2013 20:24

Only had it happen for me once and LOVED it. Hope it happens again for me. (many times)

Topic: detailed masturbation survey
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 20:46

Are you male or female? male
How old are you? 36
How many times a week do you masturbate? 7-10
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? everytime

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? don't take baths alone
Outdoors? yes
At work? have, but rarely
Every room in the house? yep
In a car while traveling? couple times, gets messy

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? depends on the friend
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A student? no
A member of the same sex? no
A past lover? rarely

What position do you play in:
On your back? no
Standing? often
Kneeling? once and awhile
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? nope

How do you play:
With left hand? no
With right hand? yes
With a toy? no
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? definitely
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? often
Videos? often
Something on TV? sometimes

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? yes
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yep
Cumshots? depends
Anal? no
Interracial? sometimes
Age play? yes
S&M? not really
Role playing? nah
Kinky? again..depends (so yes?)

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? unfortunately yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? no
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? On occasion, mostly precum
When was the last time you masturbated? about 20 minutes ago
Are you wet or hard now? not anymore
Are you going to masturbate now? in a bit
Are you a masturbation addict? no
What is the most you have played in one day? Prolly 4-5

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just love this

Posted: 08 May 2013 20:49
it's the least I can do...after all of your attention x
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Thanks for adding me =)
Posted: 27 Mar 2013 22:35
lookin forward to a 4day weekend? I know I am
Posted: 21 Mar 2013 13:01
Hi sexy ;-)
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Happy friday!!!
Posted: 07 Mar 2013 20:23
wishing a fanfukintastic weekend x
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