About theantelope


I looked at the mirror, and what did I see?
A man with a face, a face like me!
What did he look like? Tell us who he was?
I couldn't tell you much, except that he's from Aus.

I tried to ask him questions, I tried to shake his hand.
But he mocked my every move, he mimicked my every stand.
To know him, I can't figure out. To know what's on his mind
I've had no luck with my quest, perhaps you've better luck than mine.

Local Time:
26 Apr 2018 10:14
Music, guitar, medicine, nature, etc
Favorite Books:
Alien (by Alan Foster) - read it once, it was alright.
Favorite Authors:
The Lush gang
Favorite Movies:
Various depending on mood
Favourite TV Shows:
Various depending on mood
Favorite Music:
Various depending on mood. Classic rock by default.


Date Joined:
19 Jul 2014
Last Visit:
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Topic: name that...hue?
Posted: 02 Jan 2016 17:05

Fade to Black - Metallica

Topic: Just starting on lush
Posted: 16 Oct 2015 05:17

Hi Beth :)

Welcome to Lush, 'tis a lovely place.

As far as stories go, cutting and pasting is the done thing (unless I've been wrong this whole time haha). Many people like to edit and fiddle with their work elsewhere in other programs or even by hand before bringing it here to submit.

I'm not sure what you mean by posting pics. You seem to have one in your gallery already. If you are wanting to change your red and white avatar pic, then you can go click on the settings icon (the funky little wheel thingy at the top of the screen) and move down and click on Settings, and then you can navigate to either changing your avatar, or adding more pics to your gallery and many other bits and pieces to edit your profile.

If you are wanting to add a pic to your profile wall, or as your status, you go to your profile and you will see the little icons for adding YouTube videos, or an image link (just copy and paste the link), or an image from your computer (lets you browse and select the pic you want).

Oh, you can also add an image as your profile background if you like. That is found in the Settings area as well.

Hope this helps a little :)
If not, there are many folk here more wisdomous than I :P
Enjoy your stay!

Topic: My last orgasm was...
Posted: 11 Sep 2015 07:18

One person short of a good time :P

Topic: Are You a Thread Killer?
Posted: 07 Sep 2015 14:33

These any good?

I could certainly make do with THOSE cookies n' muffins :D

I'm spoilt for choice now!

Topic: Are You a Thread Killer?
Posted: 07 Sep 2015 03:56

Oh, is this the line for cock-cookies? :S
Do you have anything that caters to those with a low-cock-cookie dietary requirement?
I'm cock-cookie intolerant, so I can't go anywhere near them :P

Topic: Are You a Thread Killer?
Posted: 05 Sep 2015 04:59

The ubiquitous "titties" is the salve on that burn, lad.

I actually got online this morning to make sure I wasn't the last poster in here. And now I am AGAIN! <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Batgirl, Supergirl and a pair of handcuffs... We've come so far from innocent little baked goods :P

There you go, you're not last in this thread any more. I'll take one for the team :D

Topic: Are You a Thread Killer?
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 18:12

Yeah, see if you can distract her. She's currently trying to work out who scored her a 4 instead of a 5 on her latest story, "Holy Dildo, Batgirl Takes It Deep!" before she and Supergirl go and kick some ass...

Batgirl told me specifically in an email that she wouldn't share that story with anyone but me! I can't believe she lied to me :P

I think my best option is to commit a mild crime (perhaps jaywalking) and both of them will be bound by their crime-fighting vow to come and "sort me out" ;) I just hope that Batman and Robin don't catch me before the girls do :S

Topic: Are You a Thread Killer?
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 06:07

Where we're having the party, we don't need shoes...

A barefoot masquerade ball at the Bat Cave?
Holy comically sweet erotica! Perhaps I'll finally get to meet Bat Girl!! :P

Topic: Are You a Thread Killer?
Posted: 03 Sep 2015 16:45

I think I'll add some sweeties to the party bags...


You know you're at a grown up birthday party when you're allowed to wear shoes in the jumping castle, and you get to take home suggestive sweets in your goody bag :D

Topic: Are You a Thread Killer?
Posted: 02 Sep 2015 16:35

There are lots of sexy cookie pictures that I've seen over the years, but here are a couple of fresh ones (baggsy I don't get the anal fissure one!):

Those would make for some interesting additions to birthday party take-home bags :P

Some look delicious, others... not so much haha

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Stories Published By theantelope All Stories »

Waking Warmth

Waking to your presence A gift, here from above You are you No one else You are for me, my love Your every single essence Calling out my name My arms My legs Embrace your elegant frame Our hearts play our symphony Our bodies must combine My hips Your ass Could you be more divine? Your soft and smooth dorsum Conforms into my chest Your nape My lips My hand upon your breast I feel...

Added 16 May 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 953 | 3 Comments


I am cosmic dust I spread across the sky You are a glowing nebula Your beauty makes me cry I’ll be a brown dwarf I’ll not be seen, nor be heard You are a twinkling pulsar In heavenly tales, you’ll be referred Of you, murals they’d paint You’d brighten up their lives Of me, they take no prisoners And thus cast me to one side The warmth you bring to me The way...

Added 18 Dec 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 896 | 8 Comments

A Gift I Can Only Give Once

The air is warm, the stars blink above The people gather, and with them is love Snacks are enjoyed, and even a drink She sits across the garden, what am I to think? I sit with confidence, but stand on shaky knees For now is my time, I crave for a breeze I take to the stage, lanterns add to my glow Friends begin to notice, drinks continue to flow She sits with her friends, her smile...

Added 26 Sep 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,089 | 6 Comments

Ode to Toy - Act I

Toy, you bring us sparks from the Gods Crafted by the ruler of pleasure herself Your entrance brings unto us, the fire and fogs Otherworldly, exciting, who could help oneself? You bring our mind and body back down to Earth For we oft are removed and desire firm roots Rich, or poor, of all shapes and girth We relish your touch, we find that which suits Millions embrace you Your touch is...

Added 16 Sep 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 888 | 2 Comments


Out on the ledge, I sit and I wait. Unknowing which way the wind will blow Behind me is safe and a land of familiars In front lies adventure, love, and freedom Above me a sky streaked with beauty and colour Below me sits yesterday’s life that I’ve lived To jump and to fall takes me back to the past Nothing gained, nothing lost, just where I was then To jump and to fly, like symphony on...

Added 25 Jul 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,122 | 3 Comments

What I Want

To have love, to have been loved To want and to be wanted Is this what it is to have lived? Is this who I am, or am I without a path? A nomad in this world, a wanderer, a Ronin Are not the best destinations found without a map? To follow free will, a whim, or a myth Does knowing what to want defeat all purpose? It is the journey I need, not the trophy awaiting Am I in this alone? 7...

Added 24 Jul 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,167 | 8 Comments

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