Forum posts made by thecrimsonking

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 22 Dec 2013 03:44

its been a month because of this stupid infection I have. I'm not even allowed to sleep in the same bed as my girl in case I transfer it. I'm the sick one and I'm stuck on the couch? I had impetigo that turned into cellulitis. Fuck me...

Topic Male Masturbation
Posted 08 Dec 2013 22:47

don't you wish there were those times when you could just dry orgasm or something?

Topic Masturbating To Your Crush?
Posted 08 Dec 2013 22:40

Do you feel comfortable masturbating while thinking about one of your crushes?

For some reason, I have a hard time with this. I have no trouble admitting that I would gladly fuck this or that girl, but I also don't feel that comfortable masturbating while thinking about a specific girl if we didn't have sex already. I think I would just feel awkward when meeting her the next time, as if I had a big secret that I'd have to hide from her. I would also feel a bit at her mercy somehow, as if anything I was doing for her was done for the sole purpose of getting laid in the end. I actually do this more for myself than I do it for her.

I know it might not be that big of a deal if I did masturbate to her, but it has become a habit to avoid it for me. Even if I masturbate to random pornstars, I try to avoid actresses who look too much like her. If, for example, the girl I have a crush on is a short busty blonde, I might masturbate to tall thin brunettes for a while. It's not really an issue for me either, by the way.

Any other guy is like this? Women are welcome to comment too.

I completely understand these sentiments. I never masturbated to anyone I had a crush on. Its almost like you hold them on a pedestal like they're better than other people. I know that might be a little weird and maybe a little unhealthy, but that's just how my mind worked. I don't feel weird or guilty about masturbating to my girlfriend, which might be equally odd, considering. When I do it though, I rarely think about much at all to be honest. It's like meditation. Yeah sometimes I just want to crank one out, but usually its about relaxation.

Topic what if I can't orgasm.
Posted 28 Nov 2013 16:20

I would feel that my work is unfinished. My orgasm is about physical pleasure, giving you one is pleasure of the mind and soul. That "I'm on top of the world" feeling is never as good as in that situation.

Topic who is your favourite porn star?
Posted 26 Nov 2013 06:10

Nikita Denise. I seem to have a thing for olive-skinned brunettes.

Topic What's a movie that you and your friends always quote?
Posted 17 Nov 2013 04:06

the original stepfather: "buckle up for safety!"

the ladykillers: "We must have waffles. We must have waffles, forthwith! We must think, and we must have waffles. We must all think to the best of his and her abilities, madam."

Super Trooper has endless awesome quotes. "I don't want a large Farva, I want a gad damn liter of cola!"

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 04 Nov 2013 21:58

Non-existence. Call it narcissism, but I'm prone to existing. I hear atheists talk about having nothing to really fear, especially since we can't stop it anyway, but I think that is what makes it awful to me. It obviously stems from a fear of the unknown, but I think it also has to do with hope. If there is no afterlife, there is no hope. Why should I care? That's why I just try not thinking about it. I can't stop death from coming, so I want to make my mark on society. If my only way of living on is through my actions on Earth, so be it.

Topic Pepsi or Coke
Posted 26 Oct 2013 00:33

coke, and generally coke products. I'm probably one of the few people on earth who likes Mello Yello over Mountain Dew

Topic Agree or disagree?
Posted 12 Jul 2013 06:05

I guess regretting love lost is better than the regret of never knowing what it feels like. The former is a void that you'll never fill with any amount of money or things, although eventually you just might become numb to it.

Topic What do guys think about girls who like to have sex with multiple men at the same time?
Posted 12 Jul 2013 05:47

I think I may be the first one to say no. I don't call it slutty, but I'm not much into sharing. Call me greedy if you must, but I want the attention on me and I want to give the same. Anyway, I've always had problems being undressed around other guys. Even if I'm with my friends I'll still throw a shirt on unless we're at a pool or something.

Topic A male orgasm question...
Posted 12 Jul 2013 05:40

I noticed a few people said that they came quicker from doggie. I find that kind of weird. Maybe I'm the weird one, but I find it very hard to cum while standing up or even kneeling, whether it's doggie, oral, or jerking off. I guess the point is that we are all different. Like the gentle snowflake...

Topic These US gun control / law debates are pointless, here's my opinion why
Posted 05 May 2013 00:47

If it wasn't against any law, to kill one person or several people, do you think we'd see more or less murder?

What about if our civilization made the penalties for murder dependent upon the method of the killing?

Golf club/baseball bat/frying pan/tire iron/tricycle/pushed down stairs/blunt force trauma = what proper sentence? Would there be different sentences for domestic products versus commercial products versus objects found in nature?

Pillow/clasped hand/sponge/smothering = what proper penalty

Rope/cabling/piano wire/strangulation?

Knives/pitchforks/gardening equipment/pencils/stabbings?

Firearms/explosives/mechanical or chemical explosive devices?

Should we penalize more because a murderer kills with their own hands, physically - as opposed to artificially using a tool or mechanical, electrical or chemical means?

See how fucking ridiculous all this sounds?

Yeah, about like your summation above. fart

what the fuck are you talking about? What does any of what you said have to do with what I said?

Topic Movie that best describes...
Posted 04 May 2013 01:34


Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 04 May 2013 00:54

I am not kidding.

If guns don't kill people and people kill people... Bombs (or any other banned weapon) do not kill people either, people kill people. This is the most common defense of guns. So why are bombs illegal and not something like an assault rifle? Neither of which kill people unless a person uses them. Why must my rights be stomped on!

Ok, since sarcasm clearly doesn't work... you are a giant fucking moron if you actually can't see a difference. It's called hyperbole jackass. You'll notice that I actually did answer your question. Guns are used for defense and hunting. Although, I think it would be hilarious if a landmine blew up one of those watchtower society assholes about to knock on my door.

Topic These US gun control / law debates are pointless, here's my opinion why
Posted 03 May 2013 05:11

This sums up my argument quite nicely:

"Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? Where is the difference between having our arms in possession and under our direction and having them under the management of Congress? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?"
Patrick Henry

The FACT that states with more gun control have more gun violence is a nice little tidbit as well. People complain about "gun happy" texans when chicago and new york city are the places you really need to be careful. Laws almost always hurt the lawful citizens more than the criminals.

Topic Biggest Faceplam story I heard this week.
Posted 03 May 2013 04:43

they need a facepalm smiley

Topic Cliches that aren't so cliche to you
Posted 03 May 2013 04:32

originality is overrated. In awesome cliche fashion, "old tricks are usually the best tricks."

Topic The 'Poll' Poll
Posted 03 May 2013 04:23

how can a letter be better than a whole animal? for shame. Zebra's the choice people

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 03 May 2013 03:55

If guns don't kill people and it's people that kill people like you blow hard all the time... Then Why are bombs illegal? Why does the US and the world not allow certain countries to have atomic weapons? It's not like the bombs get up and walk all on their own and then blow themselves up... A person has to do it. Why is there a double standard nudie? I mean if the terrorists that bombed the Boston marathon had AR-15s instead of bombs they might have killed more people than with a bomb... Why is it that bombs are illegal then? If it's not the weapon we need to focus on but the people like you say why are other weapons that kill a lot of people banned?

I don't expect you to be able to muster up the brain power to answer by the way.

lol, your kidding right? Last time I checked, people don't set landmines in their front yard for protection or go hunting with frag grenades. they do, however, use guns for both.

Topic Ever wanted to know your personality type?
Posted 24 Apr 2013 23:49

ISTP - "Engineer". Values freedom of action and following interests and impulses. Independent, concise in speech, master of tools. 5.4% of total population.

Topic With all the talk of Global Climate Change
Posted 19 Apr 2013 00:17

Scientists are often over-confident in their presumptions. To be as confident as they are in technology of the 60's, 50's, 40's, etc is very foolish in my opinion. The fact that if scientific models said nothing was happening then funds would dry up is something you can't overlook either. Believing that "big corporations" try to hide evidence and not believing that the people who get payed to research this stuff do the same is also entirely foolish.
Confidence in our superiority of this planet is illogical as well. This planet is 4.5 billion years old. We are nothing but a small flea infestation. Not that I believe mother nature is a real entity or anything, but if she wanted too, she could annihilate us in seconds.

I'm not even denying that the planet is warming or that we might be responsible. I just want some perspective thrown in for the sake of argument.

Topic RIP Margaret Thatcher
Posted 09 Apr 2013 20:56

George W. Bush was only doing what he thought was right for the US. But he still crashed the economy, added five trillion to the deficit, ran a network of gulags, sanctioned torture and caused the death of half a million Iraqis.

Good intentions are not enough. As she used to tell me.

So doubling the debt in half the time is the best way to heal the economy then? And I suppose Saddam Hussein still being in power would be a better thing as well? And the half a million deaths? Wikileaks isn't even that stupid. They list just over 100,000 violent deaths, which accounts for everything from terrorist bombings to our own troops killed to just plain murders.

Topic RIP Margaret Thatcher
Posted 09 Apr 2013 20:42

She was Prime Minister when I was young. But from what I have studied about her...the only positive thing that she did for the common person was acknowledge the deterioration of the ozone layer and what devastating effects that would have on mankind. She talked RR into following her on that and he did in spite of arguments to the contrary from his Republican Party. HOWEVER...her political position was sided with the wealthy and never addressed the common man. ALL of her policies were at the EXPENSE of the middle and lower classes. And she didn't bat an eyelash. She really didn't care. This was a period of time when the left in both the U.K. and the U.S. over extended their liberal agenda. So, she was able to get away with it. I would call her a shill for the rich and an enemy of the left.

huh, the environmental stuff is one of the few things I disagree with in her policies. I guess Brits just like being controlled by their government more than Americans do. I'll take privatization over government any day. That's why my ancestors left. You guys had to follow us over, didn't you? No freedom for anybody

Topic Horror genre has been killed
Posted 09 Apr 2013 03:26

there are plenty of good horror films out there. You just have to sift through all the crap. Insidious was a very well done movie. The Descent, 1408, Let Me in(or the original swedish film), REC 1 and 2, 30 days of night, Midnight Meat Train, Sinister. Those are just a few recent films that come to mind.

Topic Make a book recommendation...
Posted 09 Apr 2013 03:11

Anything by Steven King. His books are far better than the majority of his movies. Out of his works, The Stand, Salem's Lot, The Dark Tower series, It, The Dark Half, and Needful Things are all great.

Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer - a little bit for younger readers, but since many adults enjoy harry potter, it shouldn't be a problem.
Watership Down by Richard Adams
Redwall series by Brian Jacques
By Reason Of Insanity by Shane Stevens
Stories From The Twilight Zone by Rod Serling
More Stories From The Twilight Zone by Rod Serling
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Most well known stories from HP Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe. The Hound and The Call of Cthulhu are very interesting. Sometimes Poe rambles a bit, but most of his stories are interesting.

Topic Global Internet Porn habits
Posted 14 Mar 2013 00:03

really hungary? come on

Topic the curiouse case of rediculouse me...
Posted 04 Feb 2013 03:19

You say your bf has no interest in you? You also said he doesn't even masturbate? Something is wrong right there. Unless something is physically or emotionally wrong with him(please don't take that as me calling him impotent or insane) that is not normal. Is he depressed?
If you find he is lying about the masturbation thing or that he really has lost interest, it's time to move on. Getting bogged down in a nowhere relationship is not where you want to be. I've been there. About the other guy, if you two aren't physically attracted, it isn't going to work out. Relationships need certain things to work, or you're going to stay unhappy. My advice would be to tell your boyfriend how you feel about the situation, and if he doesn't change get out of dodge. I know change is hard, but it has to happen if you want to see improvement. The longer you wait, the harder its going to be.

Topic should women be allowed to be topless in public?
Posted 07 Jan 2013 04:05

So I have to explain to my kid why some grandma walking through the park has her nipples scraping the ground? Bullshit.

Topic Connecticut town gathering, destroying violent games
Posted 07 Jan 2013 03:56


that's all I have to say

Topic Who is your missed opportunity fantasy?
Posted 17 Dec 2012 02:09

Because I can be thick as hell sometimes, I missed an opportunity with a girl I worked with a couple years ago. She was absolutely gorgeous. After I hooked up with my current girl, she told me it was too bad because she would have fucked me in a heart beat. Not that I'm mad about my current situation, but that was probably my last chance with another girl, and a real prize at that.