About TheDarkKnight


One thing i can tell you about me is that,..
Someday in near future (doesn't look very near though) i am going to be insanely rich (somewhere in-between Uncle McScrooge and Bruce Wayne), though i am still figuring out how to do it...

Not much of a writer but i love reading stories on Lush. 'Love reading' is pretty much of an understatement, addicted is more like it.
'Lesbian' and 'Wife Lovers' being the favourite among the lot.

Funny thing that the first time i watched Porn i actually expected the guy and the girl to marry at the end.. considering that they were so 'passionately' in love and were expressing it in so many 'different ways' and 'positions'.

If you have bothered to read uptil here, plz do comment on my profile..
Grazie, Gracias, Thank You

PS: Bitten by the soccer bug -> GO GERMANY !! ... Respect Euro 12

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Comic TV shows ( u just name them from FRIENDS to HIMYM.. have watched them all)
Favorite Books:
Are u Afraid of the Dark (Sidney Sheldon), Sons of Fortune & Matter of Honour (Jeffery Archer),Five Point Someone + Anything that has a conspiracy theory in it- Da Vinci Code, Deception Point + The White Tiger
Favorite Movies:
well, doesn't my username scream out this loud... Dark Knight !! + Inception (boy how i wish i were Dom Cobb!) + DDLJ
Favorite Music:
Enrique, LP


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05 Jan 2012
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Topic: Most annoying txt speak
Posted: 21 Sep 2012 14:11

I dont really mind 'd txt spch' as long they r easy 2 decode...
But sample this : 'tgif' (?) .. Some abbreviations that would give even Robert Langdon and other cryptos a sleepless night..
After much 'investigation' it was found out to be 'Thank God Its Friday' (tgif)
just 1 word : RIP English :p

Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 21 Sep 2012 13:43

Wow! Some of u have pretty interesting stories for your username..
For me it was very simple.. Watched Nolan's Batman movies... It tickled the comic nerd inside me ....and BAM!! The username... Dark Knight !

Topic: Are you a soccer fan?
Posted: 30 Jun 2012 11:10

Do you think Germany are the most consistent 'Chokers' ?

I mean digest this-
WC 2002- Lost to Brazil in Finals
WC 2006- Lost to Italy in Semi-finals
Euro 2008-Lost to Spain in Finals
WC 2010- Lost to Spain in Semi-Finals
Euro 2012-Lost to Italy in Semi-finals

So close yet so far from the title!!

Topic: Are you a soccer fan?
Posted: 30 Jun 2012 00:18

The only reason i will be supporting Italy is cz i don't want Cassilas to kiss his girlfriend on the ground if the Spanish win <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">
my tournament was long over when Mario Balotelli screwed the Germans <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

Topic: What's your favourite joke?
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 13:47

The reason women will never start proposing is because, the moment they get on their knees...

Men will start unzipping..

True Story..

Topic: Suggestion: Adding Notification system for forum posts
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 13:37

I have observed that once u comment on a certain topic and if someone replies to your comment... there is no means u will be notified about this unless u visit back that post.

Wouldn't it be great if there was some 'Notification system' to keep a track on people replying to u (like on Facebook and other networking sites) ?

(If there is already such a system in place kindly guide me regarding it or if this suggestion has already been discussed kindly ignore this post)

Topic: Indisputable proof that Twilight is the worst movie/book ever.
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 13:08

Wow .. that girl just created a new TROLL standard....
She's definitely faking...

Topic: Pick up lines:
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 11:24

What is the lamest pickup line someone has used on you??

& on a scale from 0 to 5 with 0 being lamest how would you rate the following instance:
" Guy: Do u like water?
Girl: umm.. yeah why?
Guy: Then u would love me cos my body is 70% water" <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/book1.gif" alt="book">

(ps: agreed that its too lame ... but this one would have killed in a 'Chemistry Course'.... too pity there are hardly any girls to appreciate it over there)

Topic: 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 10:11

Hockey, Badminton,.. Tennis (only if it boils down to DJokovik VS Nadal or Fedrer )

Topic: 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 10:04

None. Unless I'm there it bores the hell out of me. I did glimpse Michael Whatever his name was on the news clips that year. The kid that won all the medals for swimming and got caught smoking some herb.

HAA HAA... its Michael Phelps.. the guy has the highest number gold in individual event (8 golds) and all u remember him is for smoking weed!!! .. pheww.... Phelps would surely have been weeping his eyes out

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