About thepainter


I guess one could say I'm one of a kind but then everyone starts calling me arrogant again lol. Well, I just like to paint women in every possible and impossible way. ;-)

the one and only painter
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hell, Malaysia
Local Time:
21 Apr 2018 16:00
Painting women, being a smart ass, pushing people's buttons, music, movies, books, science, nature, art, painting women.
Favorite Books:
Just to name a few: "The chosen" by Chaim Potok, "The unbearable lightness of being" by Milan Kundera", anything by Douglas Adams really.
Favorite Authors:
Chaim Potok, Milan Kundera, Douglas Adams, John Irving, Imre Kertész and many more.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention but here's a few: "The breakfast club", "Once upon a time in the West", "Starship troopers", anything by Lars von Trier, the gazillion arthouse movies which still push the cinematic envelope.
Favorite Music:
Good music ignores genres so anything from Nick Drake to Discordance Axis. I do listen mostly to the extreme metal genres simply because they are perfect musical accompaniment for my wicked brain har har :-P


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Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 15 Feb 2013 03:29

Suffocation - Pinnacle of Bedlam
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away

Topic: Artistic Pussy
Posted: 11 Feb 2013 07:49

i thought it read "Arctic Pussy". i was thinking along the lines of Snow Leopard or Siberian Tiger or something. Color me disappointed...

inb4 "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Topic: Do women dislike or resent the use of the slang "Cunt"?
Posted: 13 Jan 2013 05:50


Topic: Please answer in just a single word
Posted: 03 Jan 2013 04:45

Haha Yep I am a "Nerd"

I goto conventions and everything haha

Then I might have seen you walking around. :d/

Topic: Please answer in just a single word
Posted: 30 Dec 2012 14:15


sorry for caps, I felt it was needed LOL

Good to see at least one person recognized it haha! Took long enough, guess not too many nerds on lush <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: Please answer in just a single word
Posted: 30 Dec 2012 07:01


Topic: For those who enjoy watching a man get an erection....
Posted: 06 Nov 2012 06:40

My paint brush is only 2" long but I didn't feel insulted at all. <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_clown.gif" alt="clown">

Topic: Are all american girls shaven??
Posted: 24 Oct 2012 08:50


Would! <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Topic: What is your favorite color pantie and bra
Posted: 21 Aug 2012 11:18



Stay classy!

Topic: How long can you guys bang a girl for?
Posted: 23 Jun 2012 11:14

Anywhere from 2 seconds to 7.6 seconds. <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

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Our Train Adventure

Hornybunny74 and I had just arrived at Schiphol airport. As we were leaving the arrival terminal she gently grabbed my hand and held it tightly. Eventually we came upon the customs queue and as we stopped walking she squeezed my hand prompting me to turn my head and look her in the eyes. She had a shy but horny grin on her face and I could feel my brush tingle and sensed a distinct damp spot...

Added 30 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 8,281 | 2 Comments

Mexican heat

This story is inspired by the feisty LushPrincess... Craig and I had a nice buzz going but I felt like drinking some more palinka at his place. As we exited the bar he said it sucked that the owner refused to let us bring the damn bottle since that would be much easier. I replied that I would drink fast so we would be back soon. Just as we were about to turn the corner we hear a woman with...

Added 14 Dec 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 3,642 | 3 Comments

The apartment building

Alicia was daydreaming in her office about how many people are exhibitionistic, probably more than they would like to admit. Maybe some of them aren’t fully aware of it but judging from what she’d been seeing throughout the past 4 years a lot of people enjoy the idea of being watched or find the chance of possibly being watched rather exciting. Throughout these 4 years that she had...

Added 27 Nov 2009 | Category Voyeur | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 7,296 | 4 Comments

A shower to remember

This story is inspired by another one of you lush ladies ;-) Shortly after finishing my dinner I received a txt message saying that you were already at the venue and that it was getting crowded. Stepping out in the cold December wind I hailed a cab and gave the driver the address of the venue. During the drive I sent a txt back: “ok will find you ;-)”. Once I enter the club I...

Added 19 Nov 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 5,815 | 5 Comments

Shopping for lingerie

This story is inspired by one of you lush ladies ;-) After a few months of talking online we finally decided to go for it and meet IRL at this cute coffee shop for lunch. As we chit chat our eyes shoot hasty looks all over each other’s bodies. By now both of us realize that our online attraction not only translates to real life but in a much higher intensity....

Added 13 Nov 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.55 | Views 13,303 | 6 Comments

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