About TheUprightMan

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TheUprightMan

Married, but not monogamously. Father of one. I've lived in England, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and Minnesota.
I've only written a little erotica before Lush and -- honestly -- don't know where it is any more; it was handwritten back when that was an option.
I'm also Wiccan. Used to be a member of the SCA, but that was a long time back.

Some of my general interests include
Wicca and religion in general
Exercise
Hiking
Reading
Science
History
Politics
Mosaic (the art, not the browser)
I was never a boy scout, but preparedness is another interest of mine

Name:
Rob
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Gemini
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Minnesota, United States
Local Time:
07 Apr 2021 00:55
Interests:
I'm here mostly to find virtual play-partners. I'm boringly heterosexual, so I'm afraid it's just the ladies for me.
I'm pretty vanilla, but with a bit of spicy kink here and there.
Favorite Books:
Ye gods, where do I start? Randomly, from a huge list...
Margot Adler; Drawing Down the Moon
The Kingkiller Chronicles
The Lies of Locke Lamora series
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
The War Against the Chtorr series
No Place To Hide, by Glenn Greenwald
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein
Favorite Authors:
Tom Clancy
Robert Heinlein
Spider Robinson
H. Beam Piper
Charles deLint (early stuff, mostly)
Charles Stross
Favorite Movies:
Die Hard
Air Force One
Inception
The Incredibles
Godfather I & II
Wonder Woman (!!!)
Favourite TV Shows:
Hardly watch TV at all. MASH?

Oh, wait.

Firefly!
I like what little I've seen of Game of Thrones
Warehouse 13
Leverage
Just getting into Agents of SHIELD
Favorite Music:
Mostly folk

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Topic: Socialism/communism...where does it work?
Posted: 10 Mar 2021 20:19



Socialism is state ownership of the factors of production, land, labour, capital & entrepreneurship.

Not necessarily. Some forms of socialism have the workers in direct control of the means of production. So if I work for Chrysler, I get a vote in decisions and a share of the profits. Some have the government in control of industry, sharing the dividends with the populace as a whole.

Communism, of course, takes it a step further and sees the government wither away. There has never been, and can never be, a purely Communist nation as Marx envisioned because he envisioned the State withering away out of uselessness.

There certainly have been, and are, purely Communist communities. These are usually small; I think probably not much more than Dunbar's Number ; certainly not more than two or three times that, and often smaller. These are generally ideological intentional communities , with high trust levels and shared commitment. I can't imagine that working at the level of a nation-state, and I think Marx was flat-out fever dreaming to think it could.

Topic: would you give up sex, or alcohol??
Posted: 06 Mar 2021 11:04

I'd give up alcohol before sex, in a heartbeat.

Topic: Will The Republican Party Ever Win The Popular Vote Again?
Posted: 21 Nov 2020 16:19

Legitimately? Quite likely not. With gerrymandering and voter suppression, possibly.

Thing is, when people live in small towns, they tend to only meet people like them. When they either go to college or move to cities, they become more cosmopolitan and realize that the fearmongering and narrow-mindedness pushed by Republivangelical leadership doesn't actually make sense in the real world. They also learn that other nations have universal healthcare, mandated paid vacation, etc., and begin to wonder why we don't.

I'm not sure where the Republicans could rebrand themselves to move away from "reactionary corporate tools" to "putting reasonable brakes on social movements," but they'll need to figure something out if they want to ever be relevant.

At least, that's what I would have thought before seventy million people voted for Donald Fucking Trump a few weeks ago. Now, I have no idea what's going on in this insane environment...

Topic: Cannot view message and chat history
Posted: 29 Apr 2020 18:28

Using Firefox 75.0 (64-bit) on a Windows machine (Win10). I'm suddenly unable to see new messages. The count of unread messages keeps climbing, but I'm not seeing them in my inbox.

Topic: What do you think about most often when you masturbate?
Posted: 01 Apr 2020 19:34

Whatever porn is in front of me, usually.

Topic: masturbation??? HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER MASTURBATED WHILE DRIVING???
Posted: 27 Mar 2020 19:22


Those cameras have caught people smoking cannabis in their auto, or having a bottle of bier or Pinot between their legs,
or giving another motorist the middle-finger bird sign, which ist a rather high traffic fine itself.


Flipping someone off is a traffic violation? I thought Germans had a strong respect for free speech.

Topic: Elegance Without Nudity
Posted: 20 Mar 2020 18:55

Seeing a lot of ladies; here's a bit of the gentlemanly side of things:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/bf/83/02bf83738b29b297fe2cbc2d4b53ecc0.jpg

We can look elegant too; it's just that all too often, we don't.

Topic: Do guys like hearing sexual talk or sexual stories from girls?
Posted: 01 Mar 2020 18:53

That would absolutely be a turn-on. Like reading stories on Lush, but more personal, which is always sexier.

Topic: Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted: 28 Feb 2020 19:02

She hadn't realized that each added partner multiplies pleasure, not just adds.

Topic: Ladies, can you tell when someone is checking you out?
Posted: 28 Feb 2020 18:59

Well when I see a guys pants tenting its kind of obvious that hes checking me out

In your case, who could blame him? ;)

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