Totem is a professional writer and artist living in Seattle. He is a bisexual who has made it his mission to explore just about every corner of human sexuality known ... and maybe a few unknown ones.
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I think squirting is hot, but I'll have to admit the first time was a little weird.I didn't even know squirting existed. My wife brought one of her girlfriends home for a three-way. This was supposed to be a "gift" for me, because this girl was really into anal sex.The three of us got into bed, and it wasn't long before Melanie was begging me to put it up her ass. I was fucking her ass for maybe thirty seconds when she let out a wail, and shot hot liquid all over my thighs. I was stunned. I thought she'd pissed on me!At that moment, she looked over her shoulder at me and grinned, "Did you FEEL that?""Gross!" was my first thought. "She peed on me and she's PROUD of it!"Well, I was young and stupid back then. I have since figured out what squirting is, and I've learned to enjoy it.
I have peed on guys, peed on girls, and been peed on by guys and girls.Not really my thing, but, when my partner specifically requests to either pee or be peed on, I see no reason not to go along.
Just finished reporting on something weird that happened a few days back. Read "Onward, Christian Voyeurs" in the "Voyeur" stories section if you want to hear all about it.I love chatting on Lush while my wife sucks my cock at the same time. It is amazing.
Good point, Loislane.I have never spat into a woman's vagina, but I have slapped a woman in the face with my penis ... at her request. When my sex partner specifically and emphatically asks me to do something, I do it. Now, a lot of people (me included) would say "That's weird, that's disrespectful, that's abusive ..." and so on, but how weird/disrespectful/abusive is it when you are honoring a request?Porn vs. Real Life: Watching pornography to learn about sex and relationships is like watching "The Flintstones" to learn about dinosaurs. For informed adults who are seeking stimulation or entertainment, you're going to get it. For the uninformed who are seeking information, you are looking in the wrong place.The sex you see in porno is rarely fun or comfortable or practical in real life. The sex you see in porno is visually interesting.I like porn. I watch my share of it. But it needs a disclaimer at the bottom: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL RELATIONSHIPS or possibly that old stand-by PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
My wife and I decided it was time to rip out the lawn and put in a "rain-garden" with all native plantings. Time to throw that old lawn-mower away! This naturally involved ripping out a lot of turf, as well, as selecting and planting all of the native species. We decided to spend the extra money and hire a landscaping service. Fortunately, there was a service that was well-known and...
Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Cuckold
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My wife and I like to have group sex. We especially like to have three-ways where the "third" is another man. Usually, we have good luck with our choice of play partners, but not always. Some of you may have read my earlier story, "Group Sex Disaster Stories." If you liked that, you should love this. My wife and I were in the mood for a three-way. My wife has a particular fetish where she...
Added 31 Mar 2011 | Category Masturbation
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Normally, I don't "watch," but I was looking through the personal ads the other day and came across something that really arrested my attention: CHRISTIAN VOYEUR WANTED My husband and I are a married Christian couple, living in the Mesa neighborhood. We are looking for a Christian voyeur who will watch as I dominate and abuse my husband, eventually abusing his anus with a strap-on dildo....
Added 18 Sep 2010 | Category Voyeur
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My wife and I really love group sex. It's especially fun to have either a third party or another couple join in. But not all of these stories are the super-fantastic, ultra-erotic adventures you hope they will be. Sex can have its sweaty, sloppy, clumsy side. I thought I would share a few of these adventures. ONE: My wife is at a party. I didn't choose to attend, so I stayed at home with...
Added 15 Sep 2010 | Category Group Sex
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Nothing was looking that good during the afternoon. I was surfing through the personal ads, and, while I enjoy looking at all the fantastic pictures of dicks, nothing was really jumping out at me. The ads were depressingly illiterate, and, after a while, they all started to look the same. "Come JO my really small pinus." (If that's how you spell, your "pinus" is as small as your brain.) ...
Added 10 Jun 2009 | Category Gay Male
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It wasn't that easy being gay and living in a place like Omaha. I was attracted to a lot of guys in my high school, but there was no way I was going to approach any of them. I had visions of them ganging up on me in the gym and beating the shit out of me. I knew the answer would be in hooking up with older, maybe married guys. Besides, they were safer ... they were just looking to get...
Added 13 May 2009 | Category Gay Male
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Sharry heard the noise in the driveway before I did. She stopped sucking my cock and rearranged herself so she was on all fours. "That's my husband's car!" she said, "Shove your cock in my ass! Quick!!" She was a Reubenesque brunette, with eyes so brown they gave the impression of being black. Her tits were massive globes of eager, hungry flesh and her ass was as broad and...
Added 23 Apr 2009 | Category Wife Lovers
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It's finally Friday, and I decide to check the action at the Truck Stop on the way home from work again. See my previous story "On the Way Home from Work," and you'll know why. I was hoping to run into my friend with the big, uncut dick. I've been sitting at work all day, thinking about what it would have been like to stick that fat thing in my mouth and suck it for all it was worth. I...
Added 20 Feb 2009 | Category Gay Male
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Hey, Lover! Welcome to the weekend! It’s just a few short days away. I’ve been keeping my husband’s cock busy every day, thinking about the fun we’re going to have. Shit! The anticipation is driving me fucking crazy! I’m counting the hours until I can be your little slut. Hurry up and fuck me! How'd you like to come over to my law office early …...
Added 17 Feb 2009 | Category Bisexual
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I keep telling myself I have to stay away from the truck stop. The police watch the place, and I have actually seen some poor bastard get arrested a time or two. My friend Ricky laughs off my hesitation. "As long as you stay away from minors and you're not selling drugs, friend, you've got nothing to worry about." So, the truck stop it is. When you're in the mood for some random,...
Added 12 Feb 2009 | Category Gay Male
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