About Totem


Totem is a professional writer and artist living in Seattle. He is a bisexual who has made it his mission to explore just about every corner of human sexuality known ... and maybe a few unknown ones.

Lee Vasey
Seattle, United States
Biking, hiking, kayaking, drawing, bowling, miniature golf (the tackier the holes, the better), group sex (ditto), home-made porn, conversations with interesting people, reading, going to plays, and LOTS of movies!
Favorite Books:
The Good, The Bad, and the Difference; A People's History of the United States; Lies My Teacher Told Me; Catch-22; M*A*S*H; Salem's Lot; Jaws; The Stand; The Fifth Elephant; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland; Through the Looking-Glass
Favorite Authors:
Isaac Asimov, John D. MacDonald, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Shakespeare, Harlan Ellison, Dan Savage, Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury, Stephen King, Sir Terry Pratchett, Lewis Carroll
Favorite Movies:
Everything Stanley Kubrick ever did, The Full Monty, Galaxy Quest, The Odd Couple, Some Like it Hot, Apocalypse Now, Citizen Kane, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Chinatown, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, M*A*S*H, Pride and Prejudice (the A&E miniseries), The Incredibles, Rashomon, Farewell My Concubine, Double Indemnity, and hundreds of others.
Favorite Music:
Led Zeppelin, Rick James, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, Broadway show tunes, Bach, Baroque music in general, organ music, Herbie Hancock, Tchaikovsky, Lords of Acid, Marilyn Manson, and a whole lot more.


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Topic: Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted: 16 Jun 2014 16:54

I think squirting is hot, but I'll have to admit the first time was a little weird.

I didn't even know squirting existed. My wife brought one of her girlfriends home for a three-way. This was supposed to be a "gift" for me, because this girl was really into anal sex.

The three of us got into bed, and it wasn't long before Melanie was begging me to put it up her ass. I was fucking her ass for maybe thirty seconds when she let out a wail, and shot hot liquid all over my thighs. I was stunned. I thought she'd pissed on me!

At that moment, she looked over her shoulder at me and grinned, "Did you FEEL that?"

"Gross!" was my first thought. "She peed on me and she's PROUD of it!"

Well, I was young and stupid back then. I have since figured out what squirting is, and I've learned to enjoy it.

Topic: Peeing on Guys/Golden shower etc...?
Posted: 31 Mar 2011 19:47

I have peed on guys, peed on girls, and been peed on by guys and girls.

Not really my thing, but, when my partner specifically requests to either pee or be peed on, I see no reason not to go along.

Topic: If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted: 17 Sep 2010 19:31

Just finished reporting on something weird that happened a few days back. Read "Onward, Christian Voyeurs" in the "Voyeur" stories section if you want to hear all about it.

I love chatting on Lush while my wife sucks my cock at the same time. It is amazing.

Topic: Porn vs real life
Posted: 13 May 2009 16:39

Good point, Loislane.

I have never spat into a woman's vagina, but I have slapped a woman in the face with my penis ... at her request. When my sex partner specifically and emphatically asks me to do something, I do it. Now, a lot of people (me included) would say "That's weird, that's disrespectful, that's abusive ..." and so on, but how weird/disrespectful/abusive is it when you are honoring a request?

Porn vs. Real Life: Watching pornography to learn about sex and relationships is like watching "The Flintstones" to learn about dinosaurs. For informed adults who are seeking stimulation or entertainment, you're going to get it. For the uninformed who are seeking information, you are looking in the wrong place.
The sex you see in porno is rarely fun or comfortable or practical in real life. The sex you see in porno is visually interesting.

I like porn. I watch my share of it. But it needs a disclaimer at the bottom: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL RELATIONSHIPS or possibly that old stand-by PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

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Stories Published By Totem All Stories »

When the Cat's Away ...

The message on my desk said "See Dawn on your way home. Important," so I left work a little early and steered the Audi over to her place. It's probably more trouble with her husband , I thought.  I didn't care much for Jerry.  I didn't like his drinking, his drifting around from job to job, his bad temper.  Once, Jerry came home and found Dawn in bed with another man and Jerry put them both...

Added 08 Jun 2015 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 358

The Cuckold in the Hallway

My wife and I decided it was time to rip out the lawn and put in a "rain-garden" with all native plantings. Time to throw that old lawn-mower away! This naturally involved ripping out a lot of turf, as well, as selecting and planting all of the native species. We decided to spend the extra money and hire a landscaping service. Fortunately, there was a service that was well-known and...

Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Cuckold | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 17,108 | 9 Comments

One Night in Canada

I was bored with the book I was reading and decided to take a look out of my hotel room's one and only window.  This wasn't one of Victoria's "view" hotels and, admittedly, not one of its better neighborhoods.  The only view I got was of the low-key drug dealing and hustling taking place in front of the convenience store across the street. I heard some fumbling with the outside door before...

Added 11 Dec 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 116

One Night in Canada, Part 2

Brenda looked up at me for a moment, and we both knew that we were plunged in to what we had started.  Without a word, she got herself into a kneeling position, and seized my cock with both hands.  As one hand slipped down to squeeze and caress my balls, the other expertly skinned back my foreskin and she promptly wrapped her soft lips around my aching cockhead. She looked up into my eyes as...

Added 19 Jul 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 74

The Girl in the Gang Bang

Sometimes with Craigslist, you strike out.  Sometimes, you get lucky.  Some "events" are real disappointments, others deliver. This one delivers. They promised "gang bang", and that's exactly what's happening.  There are eleven men in the room, an even dozen if you count the woman with "DYKE BITCH" tattooed across her shoulder blades and wearing a strap-on that wouldn't look out of place on...

Added 05 Feb 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 115

Three-Way Disaster Story

My wife and I like to have group sex. We especially like to have three-ways where the "third" is another man. Usually, we have good luck with our choice of play partners, but not always. Some of you may have read my earlier story, "Group Sex Disaster Stories." If you liked that, you should love this. My wife and I were in the mood for a three-way. My wife has a particular fetish where she...

Added 31 Mar 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 2 | Avg Score 3.5 | Views 7,966 | 1 Comment

Onward, Christian Voyeurs

Normally, I don't "watch," but I was looking through the personal ads the other day and came across something that really arrested my attention: CHRISTIAN VOYEUR WANTED My husband and I are a married Christian couple, living in the Mesa neighborhood. We are looking for a Christian voyeur who will watch as I dominate and abuse my husband, eventually abusing his anus with a strap-on dildo....

Added 18 Sep 2010 | Category Voyeur | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 9,948 | 4 Comments

Group Sex Disaster Stories

My wife and I really love group sex. It's especially fun to have either a third party or another couple join in. But not all of these stories are the super-fantastic, ultra-erotic adventures you hope they will be. Sex can have its sweaty, sloppy, clumsy side. I thought I would share a few of these adventures. ONE: My wife is at a party. I didn't choose to attend, so I stayed at home with...

Added 15 Sep 2010 | Category Group Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.53 | Views 13,468 | 9 Comments

Afternoon Encounter

Nothing was looking that good during the afternoon.  I was surfing through the personal ads, and, while I enjoy looking at all the fantastic pictures of dicks, nothing was really jumping out at me.  The ads were depressingly illiterate, and, after a while, they all started to look the same. "Come JO my really small pinus."  (If that's how you spell, your "pinus" is as small as your brain.) ...

Added 10 Jun 2009 | Category Gay Male | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 26,019 | 3 Comments

Older Makes a Good Teacher

It wasn't that easy being gay and living in a place like Omaha.  I was attracted to a lot of guys in my high school, but there was no way I was going to approach any of them.  I had visions of them ganging up on me in the gym and beating the shit out of me. I knew the answer would be in hooking up with older, maybe married guys.  Besides, they were safer ... they were just looking to get...

Added 13 May 2009 | Category Gay Male | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 75,811 | 9 Comments

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