About Trystin715


Married and 66 years old. If I were a car, I would advertise myself as follows:
"Older model with all the best features. I am a four-door convertible in good condition. Sporty with my top down, but family-designed and accommodating to your needs. Single owner and low mileage. This car is now opening its doors to more adventurous drivers. My upholstery is comfortable and hugs you close. My dashboard is driver-friendly, attractive, and uncomplicated. If it is raining on you, I will shelter you until the storm passes. If it is sunny, you may enjoy high-speed wind-in-the-hair escapist adventures. Responsive to your handling, I enjoy large leisurely curves as well as straightaways at a speed that suits your mood. I am a great vehicle for a woman who needs dependable performance and the capacity to discretely take her where she wishes to go. I am open to test drives with the right person."

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Wisconsin, United States
Local Time:
22 Apr 2018 13:02
I enjoy wife sharing stories that explore relationships that could occur. I don't care for disrespectful stories but I do enjoy submissive ones that are just short of that. Due to my age, I identify more with senior and mature themes than coming-of-age material. I like honesty that surprises me, stories that captivate me, and bold people. Authenticity makes me cry. Truth makes me cry. Loss makes me cry. Having said all of that, I laugh often and enjoy good company.
Favorite Books:
Personal journey stories are among my favorites. The kind that say 'here is where my story begins, here is what happened, and here is where I am now'. This leads me to Margaret Mead's biography. An incredible woman. Gen. Hugh Shelton's autobiography. An incredible man. I seldom read fiction that is not erotic. I am fascinated by sex worker's true stories. It is a life I wish I could read more about but they are difficult to find.
Favorite Movies:
Diane Lane's adulterous movies are a vice of mine.
Favorite Music:
Sir Michael Crawford. Rod Stewart's American Songbook Series. Govi. Marshall Tucker Band. Bernadette Peters (A personal vice of mine. I love her speaking voice and that carries over.)
Jimmy Buffet. Streisand. So many more but these stand my test of time.


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28 Mar 2016
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Topic: If a woman masturbates for you, do you wanna just watch or masturbate with her?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 18:40

I once read that orgasms are like washing a car. You can do it yourself but it is better if someone does it for you. I adopted that approach. ;0)

Topic: I AM
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:35

I am eager to write more. Maybe even better

Topic: Friend Requests
Posted: 18 Apr 2018 05:37

Long time reader but exploring more now. Is there a way to screen/identify seniors or is reading profiles the only/best way? Looking for friends over fifty years old. Not an ageist. I accept friends under 50 also.

Topic: Announcing our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted: 17 Apr 2018 15:02

Sounds intriguing... count me in...says he with a pen name that hides his true identity...

Topic: Post a random fact
Posted: 14 Apr 2018 14:38

The Irish word for vagina is faighin.

Topic: Describe yourself in one word
Posted: 14 Apr 2018 14:36


Topic: What are you wearing right now?
Posted: 14 Apr 2018 02:01

I wear an uwagi as often as possible around the house. It's the upper garment of a karate uniform. It is the sexiest thing for a man to wear in private in my opinion. It comes to mid-thigh and is split on both sides to your waist. The front becomes a sort of flap over your privates. No matter your body type, it makes you look good. Women look better in it then men, of course. Don't wear this in public without enough cash to pay your bail.

Topic: Why do women care so much about getting cheated on?
Posted: 10 Apr 2018 05:15

Wise man. The absence of grieving was one of the indicators the good husband was "offed" by his darling wife...Many of the women were done crying before the funeral.

Topic: Why do women care so much about getting cheated on?
Posted: 10 Apr 2018 03:36

I believe in nature and nurture when it comes to adultery. There are men and women who are predisposed to be monogamous and those who are predisposed to be adulterous. Both natural conditions (God makes all kinds) are modified by the culture that surrounded their formative years. I've been watching old episodes of DEADLY WIVES in which women have killed their quiet, unassuming, faithful husbands. They get tired of their partner and cheat. Then when the husband is all forgiving, the wife will kill him. When I say cheat, I do not mean they had a short affair. I mean the wives were looking for a new life to replace the old one. Half-million dollar insurance policies and/or social security checks were incentives it appears. Men, I am warning you, do not cut up your spendthrift wife's credit cards when she is trying to buy a new life. You will be dead in months. According to my limited research, six out of ten dead husbands cut up their wife's credit cards. Just sayin'.

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My Bucket List-Two

Second base also took a while. I was patient. Kim’s sixty-four. Willis is fifty-something. There won't be any hormonal urges. Know what I mean? When I could, I put the two of them together. She likes him. He likes her. He’s awkward talking to her when I’m around. I say nice things about him. He does things for her or to be noticed by her. These are all good signs. He’s a good man....

Added 19 Apr 2018 | Category Mature | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,120 | 4 Comments

My Bucket List - One

This is my story. Not yours. Don’t pretend it is. I’m Gavin. I live in Mipple City. Sixty-six years old. Not even close to cashing it in. Last year I decided it was time to break all the fuckin’ rules. My rules first. Afterward maybe yours. I don’t know. I don’t have to know. Maybe afterward, its rules I don’t even know exist. I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like it. That’s the best...

Added 18 Apr 2018 | Category Mature | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,285 | 1 Comment

Sheelagh's Pixie

For the fifth night in a row, Sheelagh turned the electric blanket on, stripped off her clothes, and lay on top of the blanket. She was sixty-five years old and determined to catch a pixie inside her faighin . She used the Irish word for vagina because she had been raised and lived in Carrickmacross Ireland. She was Irish with sky blue eyes, pale skin, and, when younger, flaming red hair....

Added 15 Apr 2018 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 659 | 3 Comments

An Indiana Surprise - A Tribute To A Free Spirit

This was the third time in as many days that Dave had checked her out. She had been sitting in that Indiana car lot without attention for a very long time. The ad in the paper said: "Antique model Buick, 4 owners, has lots of miles on her; clean inside but a little outdated.Standard radio. Upholstery has some cuts and tears, kind of worn but will allow you to feel comfortable when sitting...

Added 07 Apr 2018 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 876 | 4 Comments

Watchin' Him in the Park

Stroke it, pump it; polish it fo' me, I'll show a little tit for you to see, I’ll take a pic for posterity, And hold your balls if yo' cum for me.   C’mon, Baby, show me what yo’ got, The size of it is a makin’ me hot, I’ll show you a little of my honeypot, Just keep strokin’ that Forget-Me-Not.   Shoot that seed out yo' dick C’mon, Baby, it’s a lookin’ slick, You don’t need...

Added 25 Feb 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 603 | 26 Comments

Big Cat Love

I approach you with a cat-like look and feline sinuosity, Muscle by muscle, paw by paw, with animal curiosity, I intend to devour you (and your hot, enticing, flesh) There is sexual heat within my loins and passion ‘pon my breath. From deep within my soul, I growl my love's ferocity, Pinning you beneath me, I seek favor and generosity. Surrender to me this evening; I shall take...

Added 04 Apr 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 542 | 3 Comments

Liquid Chocolate Eyes

Her liquid chocolate eyes mesmerize; my chin on hands, my breath full of sighs, Her husband thinks nothing amiss but I desire to give his wife a kiss, There is smoke when our eyes meet and thoughts of being indiscreet, A fire burns within my heart, she feeds the flames, Cupid shoots a dart, We three talk of interesting things, the angel unfolds her lovely wings, Her chocolate eyes mesmerize,...

Added 11 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 367 | 3 Comments

Recommended Read Semina Vitae Twelve

Saturday Night 11:00 PM Mack looked into the bottom of his glass. The mix of manseed and Bailey’s had tasted good. “I would not have done this a week ago. It might be weirder to think about sharing cum than it is to doing it. This actually tasted pretty good. I can see why those women liked it." Mary almost interrupted him, “Speaking of taste… John, you tasted good. And Mack, you...

Added 20 Mar 2018 | Category Novels | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,309 | 3 Comments

I Love Norah O'Donnell

My breath was conquered by her beauty; my mind was numbed by her face, My heart stolen by the blue of her eyes, my soul manacled by her grace. If the Irish saved civilization, St Patrick is responsible for her birth, She is heir to all that is good since the Irish arrived on Earth. Her laughter is like crystal; her eyes the bluest I’ve seen. She reigns as a goddess, a deity within my dreams....

Added 08 Jun 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 641 | 1 Comment

Semina Vitae Thirteen

Sunday Morning: The Day After Mack woke with an urgency to pee. Mary lay beside him. His mind flashed to the night before with her and John. No feelings of regret to be found. This did not surprise him. Yeah, it was unusual but it wasn’t unnatural. The fact that Mary was beside him was proof that she chose him over John and that was all good. He rose quietly and went into the...

Added 23 Mar 2018 | Category Novels | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 651 | 4 Comments

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3 days ago

Have a great weekend....xo

16 Mar 2018 16:54

13 Mar 2018 21:17

Thanks for the friends request. Looking forward to getting to know you....xo

01 Mar 2018 09:46

17 Feb 2018 14:55
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
12 Oct 2017 00:20

Hope you are well. Just thought I'd stop in and say hi.
13 Mar 2017 23:47

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01 Dec 2016 03:51

It's finally getting cold enough to enjoy something like this.
26 Nov 2016 22:07

Just bouncing by to say hi!
22 Oct 2016 14:42

I do love posting pictures. I admit in my profile that I am a shameless flirt, lol.
19 Oct 2016 18:32

You are too cute. Thanks for the flirt.
18 Oct 2016 23:28

13 Oct 2016 22:14

Happy 4th of July. God Bless America. Enjoy your day...xo

04 Jul 2016 08:02

Hope your well and happy...xo

23 Jun 2016 14:22

Thanks for the friends request. Looking forward to getting to know you...xo

11 Jun 2016 15:29
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