I'm a 24 year old escaped mental patient. I've heard this place is a virtual meat market, and I'm starving. If you've PMd me, and it's caused my browser to refresh, losing all that I'd done so far, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of talking to me, you fucking suck. You're an Irish rebel, and you smell of elderberries. This is all bout me though huh? OK. I'm a smart ass. I am a slut, just ask one of my best friend's ex girlfriend. It wasn't supposed to happen, but if she'd have been taken care of him, I wouldn't have felt obligated to. Not justifying, just merely stating the facts as they are. We were drunk. And high. Shit happens, right? I am fun to get to know, and depending on my present state of mind, will either 1) make you laugh 2) make you cry or 3) piss you off. Hopefully not at me, though it does happen. The fourth thing would be to make you horny, that's been known to happen too. Though unless I know you, I don't want to know about it, so don't tell me. About PMs, I ignore them. Please email me, or drop a hint in the forums or a chat room, we'll bounce a few emails around, and we'll see how it goes, OK? If you're looking for cyber, and that's all, or if you're looking to just go from 0 to rated X faster than a rabbit fucking, I am so not your girl.
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