About unicorn92
Biography

Hi!! I'm Megan. I'm very shy, but spontaneous, and a bit unusual. If you couldn't tell by my name on here, I'm sort of obsessed with unicorns. Besides that, I love giraffes too. I have one tattooed on my arm.
Some random facts about me -
I'm 24 years old.
I'm not sure what color my natural hair is. A lot of people seem to think I'm a redhead, but idk. I think it just looks more red in pictures. To me it looks light brownish. So I really don't know. Currently my hair is kind of red/blonde
I definitely have a sugar addiction.
I'm 420 friendly.
I like to paint walls in my house, usually my room. I currently have thousands of stars and a giant glowing moon behind my bed I have always been fascinated with glow in the dark stuff.

I play guitar from time to time. I have both electric acoustic and acoustic. I also have a keyboard as well and play around with that sometimes. Sometimes meaning not that often. Not that often meaning maybe once a year.

I'm sort of a stereotypical lesbian in some ways. I wear plaid shirts. I love Converse. I'm freaking hilarious. I worked at a sporting goods store. I played basketball.

So now that you know a little about me, feel free to talk to me I'm a very nice person, usually too nice. I might come off as shy at first, but I promise as you get to know me, I'll open up to you. (no pun intended. or maybe. who knows...)

Live free, love abundantly, laugh loudly <3

Name:
makeoneup emantsal(figure that out lol)
Sex:
Female 
Age:
24
Sign:
Taurus
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Lesbian
Location:
Interests:
TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY/DO WHEN TALKING WITH ME: 1. DO NOT ASK ME IF I WANT YOU'RE DICK IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. NO I DO NOT WANT TO SUCK IT, FUCK IT OR STICK IT ANYWHERE. 2. DO NOT ASK ME TO CYBER, UNLESS YOU THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO WITH YOU, A.K.A. I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH AND HAVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU FOR A WHILE. 3. DO NOT ASK ME TO TRADE PICS. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. 4. DO NOT KEEP SENDING STUFF CONSTANTLY IN A CHAT IF I DON'T ANSWER. JUST FUCKING WAIT. LEARN SOME DAMN PATIENCE. IT FREEZES MY COMPUTER. SHIT. 5. DO NOT ASK ME PERSONAL SHIT, UNLESS YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH. AND NO ONE CONVERSATION IS NOT ENOUGH. 6. DO NOT ASK ME TO VIDEO CHAT, AGAIN UNLESS YOU KNOW ME, AND IF AND WHEN YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO VIDEO CHAT WITH ME, NO CLOTHES WILL BE FLYING OFF. 7. DO NOT ACT LIKE A JERK, UNLESS I GIVE YOU A REASON TO WHICH I DOUBT WILL HAPPEN CAUSE I AM VERY NICE (I know right now I sound like a bitch, but I'm not I promise I am super nice) 8. IF I STOP ANSWERING, DON'T JUST ASSUME I AM IGNORING YOU, WHICH IN SOME CASES I SHOULD. USUALLY IF I DON'T RESPOND, IT IS CAUSE I AM BUSY. 9. DO NOT DO SHIT TO PISS ME OFF. LIKE ANY OF THESE THINGS, OR WHATEVER ELSE PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. 10. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE EITHER NOT A JERK, OR A JERK THAT DID/SAID ONE OR MORE OF THE ABOVE AND IS GETTING DELETED, AND SHOULD LEARN TO READ PROFILES AND TO RESPECT PEOPLE.
Favorite Books:
The Best of Me by Nicholas Sparks. He is a brilliant writer. Harry potter series. A Streetcar named desire. James and the giant peach. Anything written by dr. Seuss. I want to read the hunger games.
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks. And there are a few here, does that count??
Favorite Movies:
Imagine Me and You divergent, No strings attached, Easy A, toy story 1,2,and 3, harry potter movies, Something Borrowed, Jennifers body, Chloe, The last song, the notebook, black swan, loving annabelle, bare, the town, havoc, oh goodness theres so many, thats just a few... and i hate the ring, pulse, the crazies, and other movies that scared the crap outta me :o
Favourite TV Shows:
Grey's Anatomy, Pretty Little Liars, The Fosters, The Bachelor in Paradise, Say Yes to the Dress and OITNB. I'm sure I'm missing some off this list.
Favorite Music:
nearly everything... just not heavy metal or sucky stuff... I take suggestions if you have some for me
Website:
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11 Mar 2011
Last Visit:
05 Jul 2016
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Happy Birthday Nymph Writer :)
Posted: 11 Nov 2015 19:44

happy happy birthday!!!! Hope it is/was great :)

Topic: We go together like...
Posted: 15 Sep 2015 11:24

I can't believe this game is still going:D I started a thing!! yay!!!! *happy dance*

Soap and water

Topic: Is it just me...?
Posted: 05 Sep 2013 22:32

My inbox is broken. I can't see my messages<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Topic: Guess the date we reach 200,000 members, and win...
Posted: 09 Aug 2013 11:52

October 4, 2013

Topic: What is your real age? (test)
Posted: 08 Jan 2013 08:07

"you are 42 years old" haha this is accurate. I was pretty much always way mature for my age. But yet I look young...

Topic: detailed masturbation survey
Posted: 17 Dec 2012 03:01

Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 20
How many times a week do you masturbate? It depends on my moods. Sometimes every day, sometimes multiple times per day, sometimes not.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? usually more than just once.

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? I only take showers.
Outdoors? haven't yet.
At work? thought about it...
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling... ? nope.

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? i did when I had one. but now I don't so no.
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? no.
A stranger? sometimes
A student? if you mean a girl of legal age dressed in a schoolgirl outfit yes.
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? yes

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes (mostly)
Standing? yes(in the shower)
Kneeling? maybe like once or twice, idk
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes

How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? from the showerhead.
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? not really
Movie clips online? sometimes
Videos? yeah
Something on TV? sometimes

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? meh. if the woman is really hot then i'll just watch her.
Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian yes. gay no.
Group sex or orgies? sure
Blow jobs/oral sex? not blow jobs. ew.
Cumshots? no.
Anal? nah
Interracial? depends on my mood
Age play? huh? like older and younger? idk what this means so I guess not lol?
S&M? sometimes. but not like the extreme kind.
Role playing? sometimes.
Kinky? sometimes

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? nah
A chat room dialogue? yeah
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? almost. that was scary.
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes (woman)
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? nah
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? nah. sometimes i bite my pillow if i think i'll moan loudly.
Use pain as a method of playing? nah

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? in the shower last night
Are you wet or hard now? sadly no:/ I hate once a month stuff.
Are you going to masturbate now? i wish.
Are you a masturbation addict? possibly lol
What is the most you have played in one day? idk i dont really keep track, but theres been a few days where i just stayed home and played all day:p

Topic: One word
Posted: 06 Jun 2012 23:27

Love

Topic: Last Post Wins!
Posted: 06 Jun 2012 23:23

Maybe this time I'll winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Topic: Win a Lush Gold membership!
Posted: 12 May 2012 19:26

#7 and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Topic: Candy
Posted: 27 Apr 2012 22:38

candy is my biggest weakness. I always seem to involuntarily throw chocolate bars in the shopping cart every time I go to the store. And if it isn't chocolate, it's some other type of candy. I definitely have a sugar addiction.

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Stories Published By unicorn92
Fragments

Without you, I can't breathe. A sharp pain, Shattering fragments, Fly around, Free souls, Drifting to find a match. Don't leave me, I beg you, Don't give up, I love you. I know deep down, You feel the same. Pushing pulling, Tearing thrashing, Just above surface, Stay leave, Love hate, My heart is crying. Pull me back, I'll push you forward, We belong as one, Not two. The fragments...

Added 18 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 799 | 8 Comments

Last Night

As we stared at my star filled ceiling, each of us puffing smoke through our lips, down to our lungs and back out, we remained fairly quiet, wrapped up in thought. Both of us had the same thing on our minds. Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv! I'm only kidding, of course it was sex we were thinking about. Why else would you be interested? The entire day, all I could think about...

Added 18 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 3,402 | 13 Comments

I The Dandelion

So close, Yet afar. I a dandelion, Blending into, A field of daisies, Just a dirty weed. On the horizon, A beautiful girl, Skips along, Without knowing, Trampling I, The dandelion. My seeds, Blow gently. Wind carries them, Taking root, Growing again, A scrawny yellow flower. I watch, She's happy. I the dandelion, Await the day, You make a wish, To be with me. Her eyes, Shut tight. She...

Added 02 Jul 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 905 | 5 Comments

She Is

I can't. I don't. I won't. Figure it out. I have no doubt. She is. What words. Can't describe. I try. I want. I need. To finally find. No peace of mind. She is. Still nothing. Words can describe. I search. I wander. I beg. For some phrase. All is a haze. She is. Everything. I can't describe. Higher than heaven. Stronger than expression. More descriptive than writing. I struggle...

Added 05 Sep 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,104 | 9 Comments

One Step Closer

Every one day is, Another day closer, To holding her in my arms, Going on dates, Kissing her. No screen in my way. Every second. Every minute. Every hour. Closing the distance's miles of wingspan, Another mile closer, To holding her hand, To being together, Cuddling all night, Nothing standing in my way. Every day, Every month, Every season. One step closer to happiness, Another dollar...

Added 04 Aug 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,057 | 4 Comments

Sunshine

So close, Yet far away. I close my eyes, You're here to stay. You're in my arms, I hold you tight, My eyes still closed, You're right in sight. Holding hands, Lust-filled eyes, In my dreams, There's no goodbyes. One day, I will be there, Or you'll be here, Into your eyes I will stare. No technology, Separating two, Forever together, Me plus you. I hold my heart, You're trapped inside,...

Added 16 May 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 1,078 | 10 Comments

The Way I feel

A million butterflies, My heart exploding. In the dead of night, My voice a whisper. The soothing sound of your voice, My breathing erratic. Only your words matter. My heart listens. My arms empty, Longing to hold you. My mouth curved upwards, Involuntary reactions. The way I feel, Is perfect. This time it's real, Not merely illusion. This is something rare. It's called...

Added 04 May 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,383 | 8 Comments

Not Myself Tonight

I'm not usually the type of girl that goes out to bars or clubs a lot. Last Friday was an exception to that rule. I had a bad week last week. I got fired from my job, I was fighting with my best friend, and to top it all off, right after storming out of the job I was fired from, I broke my favorite pair of heels on the way to my car in the parking lot. Not a good week at all. On Friday, after...

Added 11 Apr 2012 | Category Lesbian | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 8,996 | 14 Comments

Secret Love- The Beginning (Part 1)

Delilah and Anthony have been in a great relationship for almost two years. No one expected it to change, not even Delilah and Anthony themselves. Everything about their relationship was so perfect. They got together at the end of Senior year in high school, during the last month of school, right after their prom. Delilah wanted to keep their love a secret at first, because she didn't want...

Added 01 Jul 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 5,699 | 6 Comments

Cloud Nine Becomes Cloud One

Cloud nine is no fun, Where there is no sun, It's a cold, dark place. It's below freezing, I'm a block of ice, What you said, Didn't feel too nice. I'm now alone, On cloud nine, But if you ask, I'll say I'm fine. I feel trapped, Like a mime, No words come out, This is far from sublime. I love you, But things aren't fine, High above, On cloud nine. What if I take one wrong step? I could...

Added 20 Feb 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 1,217 | 8 Comments

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