About UtahBrit


Transplanted Englishman from many years ago, now desperately hanging on to the last vestiges of my "stockbroker belt" English accent. I truly love going back to the mother country - the typical weather, the countryside, the accents - there is nowhere like it in the world.

Jerry T
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Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Local Time:
25 Jun 2018 10:05
Many and varied, with writing just recently added to that list. I love old classic cars and young classy women. I enjoy erotica, both pictures and stories, which explains joining this site. As with most authors in here, a few of my carnal interests probably manifest themselves in some of my stories. Delighted to "chat" with anybody and everybody, well, except pompous, arrogant people who think they're better than the rest of us.
Favorite Books:
Animal Farm
Favorite Authors:
Agatha Christie, Ian Fleming, Tom Sharpe, Sue Grafton, Dan Brown
Favorite Movies:
The early Bond movies - lighthearted, mindless adventures laced with flashes of humour.
Favorite Music:
Jazz, Classical, Golden oldies (50s & 60s)


Date Joined:
22 Nov 2012
Last Visit:
10 Sep 2016
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Topic: What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted: 13 Mar 2016 08:16

Arsenal 1 - 2 Watford

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Topic: Do You Masturbate Daily?
Posted: 12 Mar 2016 14:25

An enthusiastic "YES."<img src="/images/emoticons/happy1.gif" alt="happy1">

I'm curious, what part does the popcorn play? <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_scratch.gif" alt="scratch">

Topic: Which 4 letter word best describes you TODAY?
Posted: 12 Mar 2016 10:53

Riiiight I'm the perv. Should I mention it here or.. yeah let's just say that number.. what was it? 13? Or 19? Tsk. Tsk. <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee"> lol

I'm a doctor, and I'm very concerned about these symptoms you two are describing. Please make an appointment with me immediately, so I can treat you both.


Topic: If You could Fuck The Person Above You One Way Only How Would You Do It?
Posted: 11 Mar 2016 11:40

Any way she wants it

Well, there's a good way to avoid answering the question!

Topic: Military Babes
Posted: 07 Mar 2016 10:26


Posing nude, partially nude or in the performance of a sex act in uniform, especially where you can be identified, and you are in a branch of the US military can be a court marshable offense. We know of a case where a 17 year veteran was court marshaled and lost all rank, benifits, and retirement.


Does just standing still and being semi-naked or naked qualify as "a sex act", or an offense that could lead to a court martial?

Topic: Ask the person below you any question
Posted: 05 Mar 2016 21:41

I have had ANY sex in several years, so 6 or 7 in a night might be a bit much.

Lol, my 4/5 was a weeks worth, and was a long long time ago. the 6 or 7 would also be a weeks worth!

Yes, or, if you're the police, NO!

Do you agree with the decriminalization of pot?

Topic: Ask the person below you any question
Posted: 05 Mar 2016 21:25

The most would probably be 4 or 5.

Wanna make it 6? <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6"> <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6"> <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">

Topic: Ask the person below you any question
Posted: 05 Mar 2016 21:17

Sorry, Heidi, was that a yes or no question, or a choice? Answer would be either yes, or lick, depending on your question.

When was the last time you had oral sex?

Topic: Military Babes
Posted: 05 Mar 2016 09:43

Brave and beautiful! I salute all the real girls pictured here.

You can keep the models posing in army gear. <img src="/images/emoticons/sleepy2.gif" alt="sleepy2">

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 05 Mar 2016 09:24

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There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends - 10

I looked down at my phone as I toweled myself dry after stepping out of the shower. It had been an exhausting evening, exhausting, but well worth the effort I had expended as the two naked girls had used my ageing body for their sexual pleasure. Despite the delightful images flitting through my mind of those recent sexual exploits with two nubile young women, my manhood refused to react. ...

Added 09 Mar 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.35 | Views 16,964 | 8 Comments

A Slave To My Fetish

It had been a long day and the thought of a nice cold drink before dinner was rather appealing. The unusually hot weather had brought out the crowds on Ocean Boulevard, most of them, no doubt, heading for an early evening stroll along the beach. I decided to stop in at the Grill to sit outside and watch the world go by. Well, mostly to watch the many scantily-clad young women go by or as...

Added 20 Feb 2016 | Category Fetish | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,830 | 8 Comments

A Glimpse of Perfection

"Leggings are not pants." My wife, 5'10" tall in her bare feet, with perhaps the longest legs on the planet, often used that expression when confronted by one or more young women whose shape was not suited for such a revealing garment.  I, on the other hand, thanked the Lord when my gaze fell on young women - scratch that - any women, younger or older, who wore them and whose shapes were...

Added 31 Jan 2016 | Category Voyeur | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 7,086 | 5 Comments

There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends....

It started with my son's first girlfriend about twenty years ago, when he brought her home for the first time. Sadly, she was only 16 and very cute, so all I could do was watch her and fantasize when she looked at me and smiled. I made sure that she didn't see my body's natural responses, especially in the summer months when her young body was barely covered with her tank-tops and tight shorts. ...

Added 12 Jan 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 31,916 | 20 Comments

There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends - 9

As the sound of my straight-six disappeared into the distance the girls settled on the couch across from Jennifer's mother. "Well? Which one of you naughty girls wants to go first?" Anna asked, looking from one to the other as they sat there, innocent smiles on both their cherubic faces. "Sorry, Mom, what are you talking about?" Jennifer replied, feeling her cheeks begin to redden slightly...

Added 27 Feb 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 15,129 | 6 Comments

There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends - 8

The trouble with old vintage cars is that they can be rather unreliable, and my mechanical skills left a lot to be desired. In retrospect, I should not have driven it this evening, but, to be fair, I wasn't expecting to use it as a getaway car from the adventures at Susie's place, and it appeared that I was about to pay the price for that decision. "Oh, hello Anna." I said, as Jennifer's...

Added 07 Feb 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 20,436 | 13 Comments

There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends - 7

I watched the two naked young teenagers as they climbed off me, while I lay naked on the living room floor, my pulse racing. The sensation of Susie's tight pussy sliding up my erect shaft, her juices dribbling down it's length as she finally released me from her warm, wet sex, elicited a deep groan from me. Susie smiled as she looked down at me. "Aww, do you miss me already, Jerry?"...

Added 03 Feb 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 16,797 | 3 Comments

There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends - 6

We were driving Jennifer over to her friend's house so they could spend a few days together house-sitting while her parents were taking a brief vacation in Mexico. Having just erupted in my jeans less than half an hour earlier, thanks to Jennifer's remarkably adept right hand, my groin was rather damp and sticky in the warm car. I opened the window in an effort to dissipate the telltale...

Added 27 Jan 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 24,926 | 7 Comments

There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends - 5

The engine of my forty-five year old E-type growled smoothly as I pulled out of the garage, glancing down at the GPS on my phone to remind myself of the general directions to my destination. Since it was only about twenty minutes away, and it was a delightful evening, I had decided to take the convertible out for a spin. I trusted it would make the relatively short trip without mishap.  I...

Added 23 Jan 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 24,371 | 8 Comments

There's Something About My Son's Girlfriends - 4

A couple of days after my illicit encounter with Jennifer, I was on Facebook catching up with an old friend when I saw Anna, Jennifer's mother, come online. Smiling to myself, I quickly clicked on her profile to remind myself of our earlier conversation, and to refresh my memory of her good looks. Damn, what an attractive woman, I thought to myself as her picture in that tight dress and...

Added 22 Jan 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 25,200 | 3 Comments

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Have a great weekend x
21 May 2016 02:53

That post is so funny xx I'm using that again
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Yep, I agree. No glass needed
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Have a great weekend x
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Just popping to the shop
20 Feb 2016 09:05

Thank you xx I'm not on-line for more than a few mins at a time at the moment, so I'm sorry if I've left conversations unfinished ;(

Always half way out the door ;(
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