About Verbal


I am a single Dad, raising two teenage daughters. I like to read. I like to write. I spend way too much time staring at the night sky. And a little too much time watching baseball. Anything else you'd like to know, ask. I'm not exactly an open book, but I like to talk, and I like to listen.

I value playfulness, in sex and in writing and in life. I am fond of light bondage, blindfolds, lingerie, toys. I love to tease. I have a serious thing about playing with pearls, I have no idea where it comes from, something to do with straddling the borderlands between classy and filthy.

I do not cyber. I may flirt, and while I love to talk about sex, I love to talk about almost anything. Someone lovely, poised and graceful has entered my life. She is a gift, a poem, and all I desire. Respect that.

I tend to go onto Lush for quick visits to check my email and timeline and look around the Forums. So if you BB me and I don't respond, or don't talk for very long, please don't take it personally. Write me an email and I will be happy to receive it, and to respond. I love email because it is so similar to writing letters, back in the day. My kids say only old people email anymore. They are probably right.

Yes, the avatar is me.

“A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the only real requirement is the ability to remember every scar.”
— Stephen King

"Every love story is a ghost story." - David Foster Wallace

Verbal Incandenza
Relationship Status:
Engaged to LaylaJune
Inside your head, Colorado, United States
Local Time:
18 Mar 2018 06:15
Taking care of my daughters, mostly. Also: astronomy, writing, reading, movies, camping, baseball, theater. Science and art. Good bourbon. Good sex. Good conversation. Tilting at windmills.
Favorite Books:
Infinite Jest, All the Pretty Horses, Slaughterhouse Five, The Killer Angels, Beloved, Lonesome Dove, The Things They Carried, The Grapes of Wrath, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Shining, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The World According to Garp, Where the Wild Things Are, The Cat in the Hat, The Haunting of Hill House, The Flame Alphabet, Winter's Bone
Favorite Authors:
David Foster Wallace, Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Toni Morrison, Stephen King, John Irving, Neal Stephenson, Daniel Woodrell, John Le Carre, China Mieville, Maurice Sendak, Dr. Suess, Shirley Jackson, Flannery O'Connor,
Favorite Movies:
The Usual Suspects (where I got my cybername!), Chinatown, The Godfather, The Conversation, Bull Durham, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, It's a Wonderful Life, Moon, Truly Madly Deeply, 28 Days Later, Frozen, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, The Haunting, The Incredibles, Rosemary's Baby, Children of Men
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Treme, The Wire, The Fosters, ER, Battlestar Galactica (the remake), Dr. Who, The West Wing, Nurse Jackie.
Favorite Music:
Steve Earle, K T Tunstall, Bruce Spingsteen, Tim O'Brien, Tom Petty, Iris DeMent, Kasey Chambers, The Horseflies, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Los Lobos, The Beatles, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, U2. I'm a big fan of bluegrass and all its weird offshoots.


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 16:20

I left a heartfelt message for you over on your birthday thread, Bill. I hope you have an excellent one. All of your drinks, from now until the end of the Trump administration, are on me. So here's hoping for impeachment, so I don't go broke.

My shift is over, but my dance card tonight is filled this evening. Date night. :) Enjoy your Friday, all.

Topic: Time to celebrate the birthday of RumpleForeskin on the 17th of March
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 16:16

Happy birthday. in addition to being a great friend and a great bartender, you are a great editor. You have improved so many of my stories with a simple thoughtful private message. You read witth a generous and caring eye. I hope you have an excellent day, friend.

Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 10:40

Updating this now 'cause I was too lazy before.

It's too late to go off on a promo about these so to everyone's great relief, I will just post the links.



I want cake.

Did you ever get your cake?

Topic: I AM
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 09:42

I am surprisingly awake and alert!

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 09:20

I don't want to see that fish fucking movie, The Shape of Water . But I'm being drawn in to see what
all the fuss is about. IDK. I think we have better creature sex stuff here AKA Verbal's last comp win.


I think I'll watch Lady Bird next. I hope it's not an avian fucking flick. The fishy love story can wait...

Thanks Ping! Though weirdly the movie I most want to see is The Shape of Water. I frikkin LOVE del Toro, even his bad movies. I never get to see movies made for grown-ups until like 3 years later, on TV.

I also really wanna see mother! even though everybody in the entire world hated it. I am trying very hard not to read spoilers of either movie.

Topic: Why are you here.....?
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 08:39

Of course there's the occasional dickweasel, but in general I really enjoy our little community.

I hereby declare dickweasel the word of the day.

Read, write, say hi to friends, mess around on the Forum, learn about the endlessly fascinating variations of human sexuality.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 08:22

St. Patrick's Day in my NYC days was CRAAAAAAAZY. People peeing in the streets, puking in public restrooms.
You'd walk into a bar late at night and the bartenders looked like shell-shocked war veterans (though I bet they made a lot of tips).

It's been pretty chill everywhere else I've lived.

I like Jamesons lots, but it doesn't compare to the heady Listerine and compost afternotes of a fine bottle of Safeway Select 12 Day Aged Burrbin. Throw a shoot of that into my köffee today if you will, good man.

And an early happy birthday to our bartender, fearless leader, provider of bad jokes and liquor, and caretaker of the blue site, Bill, our humble barkeep. Cheers! Have a shot on me.

Topic: Realism in erotica
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 08:09

I think in the heat of a moment of heated sex or roleplay a lot of woman would be aroused by the scenarios you describe. It's not simply acquiescing to male domination, but an active exploration of their own fantasies. Certainly not all woman. But enough so that it's not unrealistic.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Mar 2018 17:15

PICK ME PICK ME!!! (she screams internally, whilst standing nonchalantly in the corner sipping a midnight lemonade)

My poem is driving me insane. I have become so extra lately.

Put on your dancin' shoes, Ms. K. My youngest daughter accuses me of being "extra" ALL! THE! TIME! You two have the same slang vocabulary, I swear. It's eerie.

Topic: Describe yourself in one word
Posted: 15 Mar 2018 16:38


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