About Verbal


I have two teenage daughters, which take up the bulk of my time. I like to read. I like to write. I like sex. I spend way too much time staring at the night sky. And a little too much time watching baseball. Anything else you'd like to know, ask. I'm not exactly an open book, but I like to talk, and I like to listen.

I am soon to be married to the prettiest girl in the room, LaylaJune, whom I met here on Lush. So obviously I do not cyber. I may flirt, and while I love to talk about sex, I love to talk about almost anything. Layla is a gift, a poem, and all I desire. Respect that.

I value playfulness, in sex and in writing and in life. I am fond of light (and sometimes not so light) bondage, blindfolds, lingerie, toys. I love to tease and edge. I have a serious thing about playing with pearls, I have no idea where it comes from, something to do with straddling the borderlands between classy and filthy.

I tend to go onto Lush for quick visits to check my timeline and nose around the Forums. So if you BB me and I don't respond, or abruptly stop talking, please don't take it personally, one of my kids probably just walked into the room.

The avatar is David Foster Wallace. Great writer. He killed himself.

“A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the only real requirement is the ability to remember every scar.”
— Stephen King

"Every love story is a ghost story." - David Foster Wallace

Verbal Incandenza
Relationship Status:
Engaged to LaylaJune
Inside your head, Colorado, United States
Local Time:
21 Jul 2018 19:06
Taking care of my daughters, mostly. Also: astronomy, writing, reading, movies, camping, baseball, theater. Science and art. Good bourbon. Good sex. Good conversation. Tilting at windmills.
Favorite Books:
Infinite Jest, All the Pretty Horses, Slaughterhouse Five, The Killer Angels, Beloved, Lonesome Dove, The Things They Carried, The Grapes of Wrath, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Shining, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The World According to Garp, Where the Wild Things Are, The Cat in the Hat, The Haunting of Hill House, The Flame Alphabet, Winter's Bone
Favorite Authors:
David Foster Wallace, Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Toni Morrison, Stephen King, John Irving, Neal Stephenson, Daniel Woodrell, John Le Carre, China Mieville, Maurice Sendak, Dr. Suess, Shirley Jackson, Flannery O'Connor,
Favorite Movies:
The Usual Suspects (where I got my cybername), Chinatown, The Godfather, The Conversation, Bull Durham, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, It's a Wonderful Life, Moon, Truly Madly Deeply, 28 Days Later, Frozen, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, The Haunting, The Incredibles, Rosemary's Baby, Children of Men
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Treme, The Wire, The Fosters, ER, Battlestar Galactica (the remake), Dr. Who, The West Wing, Nurse Jackie.
Favorite Music:
Steve Earle, K T Tunstall, Bruce Spingsteen, Tim O'Brien, Tom Petty, Iris DeMent, Kasey Chambers, The Horseflies, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Los Lobos, The Beatles, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, U2. I'm a big fan of bluegrass and all its weird offshoots.


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jul 2018 13:32

Given what "having coffee" is a euphemism for on another board I inhabit, I just chuckled a little.<img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Nice to see you back and in such fine company.

Beer, please. <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Thanks! It is nice to be back, and VERY nice to be in such fine company.

Even better, she is off shopping with my daughter now, a chore I find so insanely boring I always want to curl up in the fetal position under a rack of clothes.

It's that weird uncertain time of day after köffee, but before bourbon. I'll have tea, I guess.

Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 20 Jul 2018 11:52


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jul 2018 08:03

Thanks for making coffee Bill. Good to have you back!

Looking forward to your shrink-wrapped story Ping. Dense is good. And ö=alt+148. Commit that to memory.

Glad the concert rocked, Tonya.

What else did I miss? Everyone okay?

No köffee please - Layla just brought me some. :)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 08:46

Congrats to everyone who has a comp story done. I had a few ideas but no creativity to pull it all together. One day perhaps that will change. I need to catch up on my reading in the meantime.

Summer is being a bit more reasonable here now, not so hot. The only good thing about the heat is how much my garden loves it. (Vegetables and herbs mostly, tomatoes of all kinds and sizes)

I'll take a cold beer. I may rest the bottle on my shoulder. I had some minor surgery on it. Mending but PT is kicking my ass.

Cheers Everyone!

Yay! Gill's here! Sorry your shoulder is a bit hobbled. Scott, sorry about your dual ailments as well. I have a wonky tooth - we can all commiserate.

Big thermos of köffee please. I'm hitting the road! Back at the end of the week with Layla in tow.

Topic: top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted: 15 Jul 2018 17:46

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Cabin in the Woods
The Usual Suspects
When Harry Met Sally
This is Spinal Tap
The Princess Bride
The Wizard of Oz
Iron Man 1 & 2
The Incredibles
Ice Age 1-3
Lilo and Stitch

Topic: The "Honey Shot" in Sports Broadcasts
Posted: 15 Jul 2018 15:41

I'm fond of the honey shot. :)

This is weird, I admit, but I also always check out the stands just behind the batter while watching baseball games on TV (it's not like the pace is breakneck, so I check out the stands). There are often quite a few honeys in those seats too. They often seem pretty aware they are on camera.

Felix, post a screengrab! No one will stalk you, I promise!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jul 2018 10:59

The magazine now wants to call the story Reprise. I am not too fond of that title, but fuck it, I'll say yes. Pretty picky for a zine who isn't paying me. I also realized that this is a feminist erotica site that was cool with the word " slut" in the dialogue multiple times. It should be pointed out she refers to herself with the word, the guy doesn't say it. Still....

My tooth is still hurty. Hope yours is better than mine, Bill.

Jennifer, we are now registered at the Kaiju Monster Art Toy Gallery (a title that has four of my favorite words in it). http://www.kaijumonster.com

Not really. Anything from there is more than welcome though :)

2 days. :) I start packing today.

Lotsaköffee (all one word, for effect).

Topic: You meet the person above you at a bar. What would you buy them?
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 14:57

Whatever she wants. :)

Topic: LUSH party in Vegas in November
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 13:58

It would be a hell of a fun party. Put me and Layla on the Maybe list. Details!!!

Topic: Would you have coffee or tea with the person above you?
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 12:10

I'd love to have a coffee with her as she drinks her iced tea (Lulu can join too).

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