About WannabeWordsmith


Not big, not clever, just determined.

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Douglas Adams, David Thorne, Louise Voss & Mark Edwards, James Herbert, Lee Child, Simon Kernick.
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The Usual Suspects, Primer, Se7en, Arlington Road, 15 Minutes, Memento, A Scanner Darkly, Inception, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead, Ronin, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, Fight Club, Sin City, Sophie Scholl, The Lives of Others, Dead Man's Shoes, Run Lola Run, Head On, Weekend at Bernie's.
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Breaking Bad, X-Files, Still Game, Spaced, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Black Books, Green Wing, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, 24, Flight of the Conchords, Yes (Prime) Minister.
Favorite Music:
Frank Turner, The Prodigy, Muse, Eminem, The Beatles, Noisia, Knife Party, Cheryl Crow, Morcheeba, Enigma, Portishead, Rimsky-Korsakov, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos, early Linkin Park, drum 'n bass, breakbeat, dubstep... anything that is engineered well, makes a statement and sounds good loud.


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Topic: Joining the badgers
Posted: 12 Feb 2017 10:46

My "on the Road" competition story has been published, in which I've interpreted the competition photo as a hitchhiking girl running from her out-of-control boyfriend in the middle of a Nebraska heatwave (yeah, I know it's in the tornado belt, but stick with it).

When the blonde and her luggage are picked up by a stranger, each few miles of their journey unravels more of her past and the circumstances under which she found herself hitching. Can the guy who picked her up, hold it together in the light of everything she's done? Well, you'll just have to read Worth The Risk to find out...

Topic: Share some of your stories - invitation to self-promote
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 16:54

Okay, I'll bite, since I suck at self-promotion and don't ever do spam posts to friend lists.

1) The one you wish more people had seen

Basic Parameters . I knocked this sci-fi piece out in under a week, which is about fifty times quicker than normal, yet I'm super pleased with the way it turned out. The reader is plunged into a vivid exploration of a dictatorial future, but that quickly becomes peripheral to the encounter of the protagonist with a virtual AI woman in a tight jumpsuit. I especially love the way that the story layers are peeled back along with their clothes, and the conclusion isn't just "guy gets off with computer chick" but actually relates to the world in which they inhabit.

2) Character that you've written that you'd most like to spend a night with

Melody Kramer from Damaged Goods . She represents what I call "a real woman". Someone who is confident and strong enough in herself and her less-than perfect wobbly bits, to face the world without feeling the need to cover up her insecurities with tonnes of make-up and fake tan. Sassy, slightly out of shape, but able to hold her own and give as good as she gets. Yes. please.

3) Most interesting female character

Lady Mallory from Reawakening Rebecca . I wasn't entirely sure how this one would go down, but proud of it for attracting my first Editor's Pick award. A snooty posh bitch confessing her affair to a psychiatrist didn't seem the most likely place to carve out a sex story. But the way her character developed and revealed her insecurities as the two women sparred, made her a fascinating study piece. Especially sine I know nothing about therapy so it took some research *cough* watching movies. I also loved the realisation that, despite money and power, the women weren't all that different underneath. I think that maybe resonated with readers more than I thought it would.

4) Most interesting male character

My 'likeable rogue', Ryan Noble, who's actually a bit of a tosser, addicted to women, claims he can "read" them, and I have no idea how he's managed to stay disease free so far. But there's something about his confidence, bordering on arrogance, that's appealing so I keep coming back to him and writing more. He's featured in six tales so far, and I've spent nine months (on and off) working on a two-parter which I'm now reticent to publish, and sketched out two more which I hope will see the light of day here on Lush.

5) Story whose success surprised you

Whatever it Takes . I didn't think anyone would identify with a womanising employer seducing a new recruit in his company, by deciding not to seduce her! I thought the reverse psychology would put people off. Plus it's loooong, but did fairly well, which I'm dead pleased about because it took some hefty editing sessions over many months to keep the story interesting via flashbacks, while propelling the narrative. A real labour of love.

6) A story you were nervous about posting

Alone in Her Hotel Room because it was the first time I'd written solely from the female perspective and had no idea if what I was writing would make all the girls go, "yeah yeah, whatever, clearly a bloke trying too hard: that's not how we feel at all." As it turns out, a few females actually liked it and sent a PM to say so, which made me all fuzzy inside.

7) Your raunchiest story

The second part of the two-parter: A Woman Too Far ( Reassembling the Night was part one). That was just balls-to-the-wall crazy sex as Ryan gets his come-uppance after hooking up with a girl in a nightclub. Includes pegging and foot play, which was fun to write as it's unfamiliar to me. Took a loooot of research *cough* porn, which was such a drag :-)

8) Your sappiest story

A toss-up between Timestones and Unbanished . Both had supernatural/sci-fi elements, which I love to write, but they both ended up far, far from my original plan in terms of character development. The pieces had kind of neatly wrapped-up happy endings, the characters less complex than my usual fare, which kinda pissed me off because they sounded great in my head and less enchanting when written. I've since learned to spot these and scrap them early instead of inflicting them on you.

9) The one you're proudest of

151 Reasons . It has comparatively few views, votes and one of my lowest scores, but for me, it represented a huge challenge to smoosh a lot of backstory about my recurring character, Ryan Noble, into the competition's 3.5K word limit. Everything I'd written up to that point had the luxury of space and I could ramble. This was a completely different editing regime change and taught me how to be terse, while still trying to deliver scene setting and snappy dialogue. Probably the story I learned most from about the craft of writing.

10) A story you want to mention just because

Another Editor's Pick tale, Exercising Restraint , because who wouldn't want to be tied up and tormented by a girl in yoga pants on an exercise bike?

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Holiday Hijinks" Story Competition
Posted: 13 Jan 2017 10:21

Top notch writing, and a well deserved top three. I just knew that goat would steal the show, it was such a brilliant story that totally captured the spirit of the competition.

Congratulations to all who entered. With almost 60 entries I'm totally stoked I placed anywhere near the top, and got my third EP badge as a bonus. W00t!

Thank you to the judges for taking the time to read the stories. And of course to all the readers who make Lush what it is. You're all marvellous.

Topic: Joining the badgers
Posted: 19 Dec 2016 00:26

My Christmas competition piece is available for immediate consumption. It's called Muff Nudge in honour of all horny hairdressers out there. And if that doesn't make you wonder what it's all about and how it's related to Christmas, nothing will. Thanks in advance for checking it out.

Topic: What do you find harder?
Posted: 27 Nov 2016 01:44

with me it's more plots sounding really fucking awesome in my head but really fucking lame when I start writing them.

^^ Haha, this, for me. The number of half-finished (no, not even quarter-finished) pieces of work on my disk drives is unreal. Sometimes I'll even abandon a piece I've spent months tweaking in the mistaken belief it was good, because it doesn't 'click'. Painful, but necessary. Other times I'll salvage it or migrate worthy plot elements into other stories instead, but more often than not I'll just ditch it. Explains my sporadic output.

As already mentioned, the sex part is easy to write, but also easy to write badly. Or at least formulaicly (is that even a word?). Delivering - or hinting - at a character's backstory to make the piece seem larger than its word count, and getting dialogue sounding natural, is where the difficulty lies for me. Working on it though, as that's what drives me as a wannabe writer.

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our Fetish Stories Competition
Posted: 17 Nov 2016 15:26

Congratulations to all who entered and of course the winners. Due to time pressures, I only managed to read three stories from the competition this time around... and all three came in the top slots. Cue twilight zone music...

I do intend to read more of the entries. Thank you for writing them so I can stay warm as winter sets in.

Topic: Joining the badgers
Posted: 30 Oct 2016 02:18

Anyone who has less than ten minutes to spare might like to cast their gaze over my latest Flash Erotica piece entitled The Zip which focuses on, ummmm, a zip and its travels downward to reveal... well, you'll just have to read it to find out.


Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Sporty Sex Stories" Competition
Posted: 12 Sep 2016 11:50

Congratulations to the winners and all entrants. I feel honoured to even be considered among the top ten of such great writers; even more so for the unexpected and fabulous Editor's Pick. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read, vote and comment on all the stories in this fun competition. I certainly wouldn't want to have been a judge.

Topic: Joining the badgers
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 16:21

Continuing my monologue, I'm going to pimp my latest creation, because, well, that's what this forum category is for.

After a short break to write other characters, The Last Mile hails the return of bad boy Ryan Noble and his antics with a minibus full of women on their way to a Hen party. If the notion of being stuck in motorway traffic makes you want to belt-sand your own face, this story might well change your mind. Emphasis on might .

Would love to hear from anyone who reads it. Thanks in advance.

Topic: Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted: 24 Aug 2016 16:50

This is a tough call. So many high-quality options to choose from... and without wishing to put any noses out of joint among fellow moderators and those on my followers' list.

If I was forced to pick a top spot, I'd currently pin my rosette on puddleduck. Her stuff just consistently oozes awesome, painting such vivid scenery and complex, movie-esque characters that fill my head.

But snapping at her digital heels, in no particular order, are a whole bunch of writers who I feel craft amazing stories time and time again. And just when you think it can't possibly get any better, it somehow does: saucymh, RavenStar, Varrick, Dancing_Doll, and of course the insanely talented Liz. And probably a host of others the alcohol has obscured, that I'll remember the second after I press 'Post'.

Honourable mentions go to a pair that, sadly, appear to have all but dropped off the Internet in their entirety: Frank_Lee and SITTING/papergirl.

But really, if I've read, voted or commented on one of your stories, it's because it got to me in some way, so thank you for writing and inspiring me to write. You're all terrific for different reasons.

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Stories Published By WannabeWordsmith All Stories »

Worth The Risk

Her thumb was out, but it wasn't the first thing Warren noticed. Had there been any other traffic besides his BWM on the tree-lined state highway, her figure would have stopped it. Honeyed hair, the same hue as the endless scorched road surface upon which he'd been travelling, tumbled down her back and brushed the exposed strip of midriff below the loose hem of her white vest top. Stunning....

Added 11 Feb 2017 | Category Straight Sex

Editor's Pick Muff Nudge

"Next!" I called, more curtly than was professional. Nineteenth customer of the day can do that to a girl, not that I was counting. My calves ached beneath the cheap, gimmicky costume that was covered in other people's hair. Nobody in their right mind wanted their hair cut by an elf. It was stupid. And to cap it off, fucking Bieber bleated about love on the local station, like he was even...

Added 18 Dec 2016 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,845 | 15 Comments

The Zip

I don’t care what the narrow-minded villagers will call us. Kneeling before you in the sanctuary of your lilac bedroom, nothing else matters. My heart gallops, your vanilla scent dancing among other particles that somersault in the rays of sunlight streaming through the open window to strike your lithe physique. Wisps from the glowing caramel waterfall of your hair catch the breeze,...

Added 29 Oct 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 2,717 | 9 Comments

Anniversary need

Ever since you allowed me to go down on you, I've been smitten by your pussy. Especially when wet, like now. Ordinarily averse to “the 'C' word” the cuss falls freely from behind smudged lipstick as you beg me to introduce a third finger. It glides in easily, wetly, back and forth alongside the others, your breathing laboured. I adore it when you're out of control, eyes shut, cheeks...

Added 23 Aug 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 2,084 | 9 Comments

The Confession, 2065

I stand before you, the jury, accused of a heinous crime, and extend my apologies in advance if this account appears somewhat graphic. But I assure you the level of detail is necessary to provide context that will allow you to reach your verdict. First of all, yes, I did it. There's no escaping the fact. Nothing can undo the wrongs I have committed and there's little excuse for my...

Added 20 Aug 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 1,191 | 9 Comments

Editor's Pick Exercising Restraint

I know you're in love with my curvy arse, especially the way my cheeks rise and fall in sequence with each revolution of the exercise bike pedals. The taut skin casts barely a ripple in the black yoga pants, save for the faint outline of my cotton knickers and the crease below each globe where their flawless contour joins my thighs. From your vantage point, sat at eye level with my peach, I...

Added 11 Aug 2016 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,297 | 10 Comments

Editor's Pick Reawakening Rebecca

The woman stared up from the recliner at the study's ceiling tiles, their geometry an irritating counterpoint to the tumbling thoughts beneath her silver bob. Consternation creased her exquisitely manicured eyebrows. "Surely one should not behave in such a manner, should one? It’s simply not proper." She brought cherry polished nails to one cheek and gave it an idle scratch. "At fifty-five,...

Added 15 Jul 2016 | Category Cheating | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 13,778 | 14 Comments

Recommended Read Timestones

I don't need reminding I'm different from the other kids, but they do it anyway, eroding my self-confidence like waves pounding the headland. Sure I wear black jeans, trench coat and eyeliner. Docs, not Converse. Trivium on my playlist over Bieber or Swift. But so what? Dad understands. Says I should live each day in the moment. Carve a niche in the world and to hell with what...

Added 09 Jun 2016 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 1,911 | 13 Comments

Recommended Read Alone In Her Hotel Room

I'm standing alone. Another hotel room, another day away from you, courtesy of this fucking job. Tonight of all nights I loathe the dinner-for-one lifestyle and glass of Chablis. Well alright, half a bottle now: needs must. No, I want to be celebrating day three-hundred-and-sixty-five since we met, lost in your kisses, your hardness sawing inside me as passion engulfs our bodies and nothing...

Added 07 Feb 2016 | Category Masturbation | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,486 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Basic Parameters

The game always took place on the outer rim of the scorched city. An abandoned manufacturing facility long since left to decay by the authorities, far enough out that it was deemed too costly to demolish or protect from squatters, the dust, vermin and time allowed the privilege of sealing its fate. That's why it was perfect. Out of sight, out of mind. Those that picked up the coded...

Added 01 Jan 2016 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,773 | 11 Comments

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Thanks for the great comment on Naughty or Nice. I really appreciate it. I hope you've had an awesome time over the holidays and wishing you all the best for the new year.
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Hope you have a wonderful 2017! Happy new year!

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Thank you xxx I love your avatar too- sooo funny Got to go off and find something for mine now. Not that I'm competitive or anything

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