About WannabeWordsmith


Not big, not clever, just determined.

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Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
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16 Aug 2018 16:36
Favorite Authors:
Douglas Adams, David Thorne, Louise Voss & Mark Edwards, James Herbert, Lee Child, Simon Kernick, Mark Dawson.
Favorite Movies:
The Usual Suspects, Primer, Se7en, Arlington Road, 15 Minutes, Memento, A Scanner Darkly, Inception, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead, Ronin, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, Fight Club, Sin City, Sophie Scholl, The Lives of Others, Dead Man's Shoes, Run Lola Run, Head On, Weekend at Bernie's.
Favourite TV Shows:
Breaking Bad, X-Files, Still Game, Spaced, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Black Books, Green Wing, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, 24, Flight of the Conchords, Yes (Prime) Minister.
Favorite Music:
Frank Turner, The Prodigy, Muse, Eminem, The Beatles, Walk Off The Earth, Noisia, Knife Party, Cheryl Crow, Morcheeba, Enigma, Portishead, Rimsky-Korsakov, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos, early Linkin Park, drum 'n bass, breakbeat, dubstep... anything that is engineered well, makes a statement and sounds good loud.


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Topic: Lush Photographers, Post "Your" Photos Here
Posted: 10 Aug 2018 16:49

How Far To Redmire?

Topic: Your User Name....
Posted: 10 Aug 2018 15:47

I love donkeying around with English to make my stories flow as best I can, and have delusions of one day being a worthwhile author outside of the erotic realm.


Topic: Need some help
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 10:23

Random ideas:

1. Thesaurus.com :)
2. Break it up a bit with flashbacks or the main character remembering how what they're doing now made them feel in another situation.
3. Dialogue can be used effectively to break up long walls of description. Even just a few exchanges alter the pace and make it feel zingier than paragraphs of prose.

Topic: Where do you come up with your story ideas?
Posted: 02 Aug 2018 04:23

My stories tend to be born while washing the dishes. Or during long drives. Anything mundane that allows my mind to freewheel gets the ideas to germinate. Scenarios pop in my head. "What ifs" like MallardFiona says. I jot them down when I can and then elaborate on them.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 31 Jul 2018 06:52

Deliciously filthy and fun... if her stories are anything to go by. <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: Joining the badgers
Posted: 29 Jul 2018 11:03

Time for another bit of self-pimping. This time it's a fairly short (about 3K words) story about a lass who adores cum to the extent that she... well, I don't want to spoil it. You'll have to read For the Taste of it and find out.

If you do, please leave a comment, thank you.

Topic: Joining the badgers
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 14:51

Back on familiar ground, sort of, in the seduction category, but with a story that actually has an ending!

My sizzling summer sex competition piece is in, so if you've been enjoying the crazy hot northern hemisphere summer, why not make it hotter by checking out Poolside Plaything and letting me know what you think. And if it's cold in your part of the world, well what better way than to warm yourself up?!

I know it's a big word count, but I promise the twenty minutes or so will fly by as you join my character on holiday with his wife, while he's being seduced by the young girl in the tiny bikini.

While you're there, please check out some of the other stories in the competition if you have time, too. Some scorchers in there. Thank you.

Topic: Announcing our "Sizzling Summer Sex" Story Competition
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 16:00

It's odd our program doesn't tally with itself!

I would expect that ckeditor - the freely available script employed in the edit box - uses some system to count words in real time during the editing phase. But once posted and our Lush gavorithm takes over to display the word count on the home page / in the story, that determines the count slightly differently. A hyphen here, a double-quote or other punctuation mark there could make all the difference.

Doubt there's much can be done about it, short of porting the ckeditor algorithm from Javascript to whatever runs the Lush back-end (ASP I assume). Lot of work for minimal gain.

Topic: Announcing our "Sizzling Summer Sex" Story Competition
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 07:18

Lush's wordcount baffles me. I was a few words under by my local count. When I pasted it, I was several words over. Bit the bullet, removed a couple of lines I hated to lose, and got it down to a few words under. Then, when it posts, it's showing as one word over. <img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Exactly the same happened to me, almost to the letter. The algorithm used to determine the word count in the Editor is slightly different to the one used when Published. Luckily only one word over doesn't matter.

Slightly more annoying in the Flash category as that has a hard limit... but you only get to know you've exceeded it when you hit Publish, not Preview!

Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD! [WINNER ANNOUNCED!]
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 03:47

There once was a lady of Lush
Who developed a serious crush
The words from his pen
Made her spasm again
As juice from her pussy would gush.

#42 please

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Stories Published By WannabeWordsmith All Stories »

Recommended Read Scrabble

The anticipation makes my hands tremble as I sit riveted to the plush leather chair. The large clock above the bar across the marbled floor in the hotel lobby reads 18:35. The hubbub of the hotel guests may have quietened to idle chatter and clinks of glasses, but the pounding of my heart has not, her messages burned into my brain. The things she promised to do if we were ever alone. I know...

Added 29 Jul 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 899 | 14 Comments

Recommended Read For The Taste Of It

Nobody has seen this bedroom but me. It's my sanctuary. Even stood naked in the doorway with the lights off, its mere smell calmed my racing pulse. Above the faint stuffiness of being sealed, earthy low notes swam across my nostrils, a rawness to them mixed with edgier tones. Lust. Desire. Unbridled masculinity. In the rectangle of light from behind me that cast my shadow into the gloom,...

Added 26 Jul 2018 | Category Fetish | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,947 | 5 Comments

Poolside Plaything

The cocktail was ice cold in my throat yet it burned almost as hot as her. That swimsuit. Two electric pink pieces separated by a stomach not yet exposed to overindulgence. Water cascaded from her body in a 'V' as she hauled herself out of the coruscating pool directly in front of me and flicked dark hair behind her lissome frame like something from a damn movie. Nobody yelled, "Cut!" I'd...

Added 13 Jul 2018 | Category Seduction | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 5,711 | 20 Comments

Recommended Read Lie to me

I want you to lie to me Say everything is going to be Postcard moments, our design That I'll be yours and you'll be mine. Some day, maybe far from now Not trapped by circumstance and vows Unchained from choices long ago That now seem false amid your glow.   Tell me we'll arrange to stay Some hotel one night, far away Freedom bought from everything Except the heat of skin on skin....

Added 30 Jun 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 490 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Dirty Tricks Chapter 4

The anteroom was noisy and reeked of desperation, but Sean endured it because his political future depended on it. He'd arrived early for his nine am appointment. It was already five past. He tapped his foot like a tweaked up junkie, still hyper from his early morning meeting with fellow competitor Heather to discuss the latest scandalous photos of their car park tryst. Discuss. Yeah. The...

Added 21 Jun 2018 | Category Hardcore | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 2,787 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read His Words

The glow from your phone illuminates the contours and angles of your face, skin damp, pulse soaring as your husband snores beside you. You thumb the screen, scrolling through the message stream. Words jump out at you. Snatches of racy conversations. ...instantly wet clutching heat gasping into the room ache for you... Your free hand brushes naked, bare pussy lips and you flinch....

Added 03 Jun 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 928 | 13 Comments

Editor's Pick The Edge of Control

The digital readout on the no-brand hotel TV advanced a minute, the room silent save for my erratic panting. My head thrashed left on the pillow and I caught sight of the wildfire in my chestnut eyes from the nearby mirror above the desk. They shone from the eyeholes of a snug Venetian lace mask that extended from inky hairline to the tip of my button nose. I wasn't sure who was staring...

Added 21 May 2018 | Category Masturbation | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,959 | 23 Comments

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Doctor Jodie Wright whirled and pressed her back to the surgery door the moment it shut, sealing the small room from the patients waiting in the lobby. Her expression clouded, the arch of the wide window opposite reflected in her golden brown irises, as she stared at the back of the man ahead of her and hissed, "You shouldn’t be here." She ran her fingers through the mane of taupe hair...

Added 17 May 2018 | Category Occupations | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 4,972 | 7 Comments

Editor's Pick Thirteen Steps from Heaven or Hell

The rain tore from the sky, fat droplets hammering the driveway and bouncing almost to my knees as I rapped on my neighbour's front door. Royal blue, I noted, like those short, summer dresses she favours. Like the polka dot number that barely reached her thighs the other day while I was crouched washing my car wheels. The memory was as clear as the sky had been ten minutes before. She'd...

Added 10 May 2018 | Category Seduction | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,761 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read What’s Eating Chelsea Lake?

It came for me in the night again, during the theta states; those moments I'm neither asleep nor lucid. That alone begged all manner of questions; primarily that it couldn't be a dream. Dreaming only occurs in much later sleep stages, during the REM cycle. Every medical journal agreed. Yet this was the third such experience in as many weeks, each more thrilling and unsettling than the last....

Added 23 Apr 2018 | Category Monster Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 3,892 | 5 Comments

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