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Topic: Cute...
Posted: 09 Mar 2007 17:05

It's odd how the bunny didn't get any bigger <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted: 09 Mar 2007 17:04

Massage therapist - no happy finishes though <img src="/images/emoticons/bj.gif" alt="bj">

Topic: Lost your handcuff keys bondage folk?
Posted: 09 Mar 2007 17:02

Here's how to get out <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_shhh.gif" alt="Shhh">


Topic: Wrong email address
Posted: 11 Jan 2007 15:57

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

Topic: Lil Johnny on politics
Posted: 11 Jan 2007 15:49

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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Topic: Baby lets rip
Posted: 11 Jan 2007 15:46


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Topic: Alizee - hottest babe to come out of France, ever?
Posted: 11 Jan 2007 15:41

She get's my vote <img src="/images/emoticons/bates.gif" alt="bates"> - she's like a walking singing teenage wet dream <img src="/images/emoticons/clapping.gif" alt="clapping">

Check out this vid compilation: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8683536703590795617

Topic: Miss Nevada gets stripped of her 'tittle'
Posted: 11 Jan 2007 15:26

News anchor makes a boobie of the wrong kind <img src="/images/emoticons/boobieflash2.gif" alt="boobieflash2">


Topic: Parents upset that devices which connect to the Internet can be used to acquire pornography
Posted: 11 Jan 2007 15:23

No shit sherlock! <img src="/images/emoticons/boobieflash2.gif" alt="boobieflash2"> <img src="/images/emoticons/spank.gif" alt="spank">


Topic: Date Added
Posted: 21 Dec 2006 14:34

How about adding a "date added" to the stories, so that you could find where you've read up to easily like youtube and digg do?

For example, if I go in to "First Time" stories section, and there were 300 odd stories in there, and I'd read about 40, how can I find where I'd read up to, especially if another 200 had been added since my last visit? If I remembered roughly the date I'd read up to, that would make it much easier <img src="/images/emoticons/thumbsup.gif" alt="thumbup">

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Stories Published By wannaswing All Stories »

Ex-Girlfriend's Mom

"Come in." Mrs. Salazar said with a smile. Tyler entered the house with a polite nod. He stepped out of the Saturday sun into the foyer as Mrs. Salazar closed the door behind him. She was pretty woman, about 5'5", black shoulder-length hair, and brown eyes. "I haven't seen you in a while." she said, slightly out of breath. She was dressed in gray leotards and her hair was pulled back in...

Added 06 Jan 2007 | Category Mature | Votes 18 | Avg Score 3.94 | Views 79,752 | 5 Comments

Mom's Best Friend

This is one very old story that I passed through in 1985. I was visiting Alexandria, and my mom wanted me to pick a friend of hers, Maurine, to come with me in the car getting back to Cairo by the weekend. She had planned to have her friend stay with her for a few days visiting Cairo. Mom rang me up & gave me her friend’s phone number. On the same day I called Maurine, and she invited me for...

Added 06 Jan 2007 | Category Mature | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 136,285 | 8 Comments

Coach Esposito

You’re a gym teacher in my school and one day after a workout you change and go to get some coffee. coming back you hear a noise in your office you sneak in and see me 16 years old in my school uniform. I have your large sweaty jock strap in my hand and am sniffing it while rubbing my crotch through my skirt. You cough loudly, I drop the jock and retreat. I'm s..sorry sir, I say and try to...

Added 20 Dec 2006 | Category First Time | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.08 | Views 42,412 | 1 Comment

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