Forum posts made by warlock

Topic Too Scared to Perv?
Posted 13 Jun 2012 13:42

I have no interest in perving with a painter.. a roofer maybe.. or a baker.. who makes gingerbread..

Topic Smoking Bad, or Good?
Posted 13 Jun 2012 13:16

Smoking is such a horrible invasive habit and it is ridiculous that governments have to get involved to make that point clear. Personally I think they should make it a law that if you want to smoke you have to do it with a carton of cigarettes shoved up your ass.. and even then some morons will keep on smoking.. 'nuff said..

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 13 Jun 2012 13:09

morning shower

Topic How soon can you get hard again after coming?
Posted 13 Jun 2012 10:50

Any man is only as good as his inspiration. It isn't a physical thing.. it's mental.. if the whole purpose is just dropping a load then it becomes more difficult.. but if the purpose is to extend the pleasure of your partner by trickling and delayed flow.. then four or five times a night won't be enough..

Topic Gave my first BJ today. lump stuck in my throat
Posted 02 Jun 2012 08:40

Damn!! There's so much I never thought about.. blow.. suck.. gag.. puke.. I'm so confused I gotta go fuck something and clear my head..

Topic Gave my first BJ today. lump stuck in my throat
Posted 01 Jun 2012 15:38

Sheesh.. I never knew a blow job could be so scary.. all this time I thought the worse thing that could happen is a scratch or two behind the ears..

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 31 May 2012 09:36

Don't know him.. but I can loan him a shirt..

Topic How Do You Score Stories?
Posted 30 May 2012 14:25

There are only a few "established writers" on Lush who are guaranteed to get 30+ views and receive consistent 4's and 5's by their loyal groupies without fail.. then there are the herd of readers who run up massive views and votes for anything to do with incest.. some writers have 300+ avatars in their friends list and send out blanket marketing emails trumpeting their latest endeavor and they will usually get a respectable number of views and votes from them.. for the most part none of the above can be considered objective consideration of a product.. as for everyone else who posts a story or poem it is only by random chance and rule of chaos by design that they get stumbled across and viewed much less voted for.. and then when they get a 1-2-3 vote for something they were proud of it doesn't enhance the possibility that the next endeavor will follow..

In all honesty if we want to change this system from the subjective whirlpool that it is then make it mandatory to leave a comment if you vote.. and make your vote appear as part of your comment so the writer knows who is judging them and why.. it would be far more productive as a writer to get feedback as opposed to someone just arbitrarily throwing a 1 in the score just to bring the average down.. and I'm already expecting a flood of 1's coming my way but it is what it is..

Now to answer the original question.. this is how I vote.. 1 is a horrible score, I can't even imagine ever giving a 1 to anybody.. (maybe if it was written backwards in crayon).. you get a 2 just for being on Lush.. a 3 is automatic if you took the trouble to write something and post it.. if your work has a catchy title you get a 4.. and lastly.. If I read your work and commented.. you got a 5..

Topic Would you rather see a women in a sports bra, regular bra, or braless??
Posted 29 May 2012 17:23

the sheerest bra possible or braless...

Topic Facefucking
Posted 28 May 2012 10:19

Full penetration of any opening is always the quest.. getting there requires patience and a willing partner.. it's a journey to a destination and it doesn't make getting there very pleasant if one partner feels violated or taken advantage of.. not being critical of anybody.. just sayin'...

Topic Phrases that have driven him wild...
Posted 25 May 2012 16:06

I'm usually pleased by anything said between moans..

as far as 15 minutes.. I'm not sure where that fits in.. it usually takes me that long just to wheel in and hook up the oxygen tank after they pass out..

Topic Rimming (giving or receiving)
Posted 25 May 2012 15:58

Wait a second.. there's people not doing it? Wha? That's like finding out people don't breathe air or drink water...

Topic LGBT?
Posted 18 May 2012 14:00

It would be much easier if everybody would just be bi-sexual.. with preferences..

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 17 May 2012 12:33

A skunk who hates chocolate, cookies, and fudge.. what more could be said...

Topic what percent do you think must be fake here?
Posted 17 May 2012 10:36

Fake is such a harsh word on an adult site that is primarily fantasy oriented.. in this place you can be whoever you want.. and for the most part every member here gives the other members the space to be that person.. all that any of us ask is that you don't take advantage of your persona.. enjoy playing who you are but be respectful and courteous to others.. it's all good..

Topic Older or younger?
Posted 16 May 2012 15:56

lol.. I can't wait til Friday night when I get to go out to the bar in my beige mini-van with a lift gate and have my male nurse help me into my walker so I can go in and pick up on Dancing_Doll..

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 16 May 2012 15:44

Here's a fact.. if Charlize Theron wants me.. she can have me..

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 16 May 2012 15:42

My neighbor wheeling his trashcan down his driveway and yelling for his wife to bring a broom...

Topic Who has the hottest photo galleries on Lush?
Posted 14 May 2012 11:27



Uh yeah, adult content pics anyone?

http://peachyforum.com/t/ann-parker-196713.aspx

How obvious and easily found through reverse pic look up. You people are pretty easily fooled! Can anyone say FAKE? Guess I just have a trained eye due to my job. Pretty sad to use content pics and claim they are you on a site like this! Awwwww, hope I haven't burst anyone's bubble.....

I certainly understand your point and would agree it is sad if in fact that is the case.. but it appears that Tracey has been a long time member.. and it would seem less likely to carry a ruse for so long.. a more generous view might be that she has an online portfolio at other sites and the ones on Lush really are Tracey as well..

Topic Who has the hottest photo galleries on Lush?
Posted 12 May 2012 14:09

Tracey is stunning.. so is naughtyannie..

Topic Win a Lush Gold membership!
Posted 12 May 2012 09:48

Nice thought..

Topic sexy tattoos
Posted 05 May 2012 13:13

I have 8 tats.. both arms.. both legs.. chest and back.. all my own designs.. never thought of them as sexy but I suppose they could be given the right circumstances..

Topic Life Songs
Posted 04 May 2012 09:20

Music seems to play a big part in my life.. my 'life' song that is me is "Theme From A Summer Place" by Percy Faith.. my high school sweetheart song was "Surfer Girl" by the Beach Boys.. and we broke up to "Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying" by Gerry and the Pacemakers.. and the first song I danced with my daughter to was "Could I have This Dance for the Rest of My Life" by Anne Murray.. there are many others..

What are your life song(s).. and why?

Topic Men that are heavy set or men that are muscle bound???
Posted 02 May 2012 19:36

Maybe we should start doing member ratings like they do on Chinese menus.. you know.. with the hot pepper ratings so you know what your getting into before you order.. only we could use symbols like barbells.. beachballs.. lawnchairs.. hippos.. clowns.. etc... over my many years I've learned a thing or two.. one of them is that there is a market out there for every type of body and personality.. except for the one I happen to be in at the time..

Topic Foreplay or straight to it?
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:32

foreplay.. long and slow.. don't know any other way.. or care to know..

Topic Eats, shoots and leaves
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:28

punctuation test:

that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

Topic Mixed race relationships...but not black/white
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:24

I'm part Scotch.. part French.. part Irish.. and part Cherokee.. I'd have paid a lot of money to see the party that went on in that tent.. mixed race? there is only one race.. human...

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:19

over

Topic Prostitution
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:18

It's simple economics.. at one point the government through the guidance of churches and the moral sector of society decided that alcohol, prostitution, and gambling were the three greatest dangers to America.. then they figured out how to tax alcohol and gambling.. ta-daaaaa.. legal once again.. if they ever figure out how to control and tax prostitution (outside of Nevada) it will also become a respected cash cow for the government.. in the meantime though.. we need to keep supporting our working women..