Forum posts made by warlock

Topic Who has the hottest photo galleries on Lush?
Posted 12 May 2012 14:09

Tracey is stunning.. so is naughtyannie..

Topic Win a Lush Gold membership!
Posted 12 May 2012 09:48

Nice thought..

Topic sexy tattoos
Posted 05 May 2012 13:13

I have 8 tats.. both arms.. both legs.. chest and back.. all my own designs.. never thought of them as sexy but I suppose they could be given the right circumstances..

Topic Life Songs
Posted 04 May 2012 09:20

Music seems to play a big part in my life.. my 'life' song that is me is "Theme From A Summer Place" by Percy Faith.. my high school sweetheart song was "Surfer Girl" by the Beach Boys.. and we broke up to "Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying" by Gerry and the Pacemakers.. and the first song I danced with my daughter to was "Could I have This Dance for the Rest of My Life" by Anne Murray.. there are many others..

What are your life song(s).. and why?

Topic Men that are heavy set or men that are muscle bound???
Posted 02 May 2012 19:36

Maybe we should start doing member ratings like they do on Chinese menus.. you know.. with the hot pepper ratings so you know what your getting into before you order.. only we could use symbols like barbells.. beachballs.. lawnchairs.. hippos.. clowns.. etc... over my many years I've learned a thing or two.. one of them is that there is a market out there for every type of body and personality.. except for the one I happen to be in at the time..

Topic Foreplay or straight to it?
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:32

foreplay.. long and slow.. don't know any other way.. or care to know..

Topic Eats, shoots and leaves
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:28

punctuation test:

that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

Topic Mixed race relationships...but not black/white
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:24

I'm part Scotch.. part French.. part Irish.. and part Cherokee.. I'd have paid a lot of money to see the party that went on in that tent.. mixed race? there is only one race.. human...

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:19


Topic Prostitution
Posted 26 Apr 2012 09:18

It's simple economics.. at one point the government through the guidance of churches and the moral sector of society decided that alcohol, prostitution, and gambling were the three greatest dangers to America.. then they figured out how to tax alcohol and gambling.. ta-daaaaa.. legal once again.. if they ever figure out how to control and tax prostitution (outside of Nevada) it will also become a respected cash cow for the government.. in the meantime though.. we need to keep supporting our working women..

Topic actually pretty scary
Posted 25 Apr 2012 18:50

I wonder if they have one for KFC outlets....

Topic The internet
Posted 25 Apr 2012 18:43

I guess the short, glib answer would be "if you want it to be."

Those fixated on locking down absolute truths get frustrated easily on the internet, wondering who is who behind these avatars. To be fair, some of the many frustrated are people who have been burned by deception, and so their way of dealing with the online world is more guarded as a result.

Are you really a guy, am I really a girl? Is that member really a former college athlete, is that one really a mainstream author trying erotica out in anonymity? We don't know, and we never will, short of actually meeting that person.

I've learned over my time online that being reasonably sure about actual identities is important to some people. Honestly, it's less important to me. The truth as far as I'm concerned rests solely on a person's body of work here with me: their stories, their conversations, their opinions. Those things represent truth within the space that I share with them. If I were to find out that a certain person were a total fraud and they made up all those things as an intentionally fictional construct, I'd conclude the following:

a) they have an astounding combination of imagination and free-time and
b) I pity whatever their 'real life' consists of, that they choose to go invent a new one, with shade, color, and texture, from whole cloth.

Does it hurt me that they did so? Probably not, though it still leaves a sour and sad taste to imagine it.

As always you are able to brush aside the crowd noise and see the real issue of internet socialization.. it is what it is.. good stuff X..

Insofar as should there be a concern about being flamboozled by pretenders.. I skip around reading profiles and I see members who have only been on Lush for one day and they already have 48 friends.. I see members who only have the Lush issued red avatar and no bio written.. and they have 65 friends.. then I look around at other members who have 372 or more friends on their list.. ummmm.. I think that the odds are pretty good that somewhere in that gaggle of avatars are a few marbles who are more than a little out of round.. in any event.. over time and a great deal of trust we all eventually ferret out the fluff and are able to find a few people we relate to on a higher plane and consider them friends..

Topic WTF happened to men being men?
Posted 25 Apr 2012 09:29

Man = faster than a speeding bullet.. more powerful than a locomotive.. able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.. look.. up in the sky.. it's a bird.. it's a plane. no.. it's.. some guy wearing tights and a fucking cape.. it used to be that our gender was determined by our body parts.. being a man doesn't mean I have to be able to take a punch.. order a beer instead of a Cosmo.. belch the alphabet.. or live up to anyone else's standards but my own.. I get a mani/pedi every six weeks.. I have my hair done at a parlor rather than a barbershop.. I get a hot oil massage once a month.. I love the color pink.. I write poetry.. and I love the scent and taste and feel of a woman.. oh hell.. I think I'm a lesbian...

Topic WTF happened to men being men?
Posted 25 Apr 2012 09:10

Meet Daniel. A real lady's man.

That line never works for me either...

Topic very wet, golden nectar o' the gawds kisses
Posted 24 Apr 2012 13:20

Well.. in the realm of sexual experiences which remain on my bucket list.. this one is just above sex with a ham sandwich on the hood of my car..

Topic Lesbiens on Lush
Posted 23 Apr 2012 13:42

I really don't blame the women at all for being defensive and slow to let their guard down.. unfortunately some guys come in here and think it's a Kodak moment for body parts and a chance to use words and phrases they perfected with their buddies in high school.. and because of those less than mature guys the rest of us get painted with the same brush and must endure the gauntlet of distrust that comes from their deeds.. as in all things there is a comfort that develops over time.. courtesy and respect will open a lot of doors that are usually closed and locked.. and when they don't.. it's just best not to go where you aren't wanted..

Topic Female Profiles
Posted 23 Apr 2012 09:55

I agree with chef too.. this is funny.. please don't take offense because none is meant.. but when you post avatars like Dancing_Doll.. LittleBambi.. or Curlygirly.. I don't think there is any mystery as to why some guys will run right past the stop signs.. I think it's a fair assumption that most guys in here will look at the avatar first.. then MAYBE read the profile.. then look back at your avatar.. then look for pics or types of stories you may have written.. then back at your avatar.. then check out your friends list.. then back at your avatar.. and just like spermatazoa.. some will get through and some will be flushed.. it's the nature of what happens here on planet Lush..

Topic What fictional and historical figures would you fuck?
Posted 23 Apr 2012 09:39

June Cleaver.. Elizabeth Taylor.. Susan Sarandon.. Michelle Pfiefer.. and a 3some with Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble..

Topic pleasing your date or partner
Posted 23 Apr 2012 09:31

My pleasure comes from giving them pleasure.. otherwise it's just ejaculation..

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 22 Apr 2012 10:33

A magnificent rose worth every thorn..

Topic Your Favorite Quotes
Posted 22 Apr 2012 10:29

"I love you Dad."
- my daughter

Topic WTF happened to men being men?
Posted 22 Apr 2012 10:26

I've been raised around marines and they are pretty badass, so whats with all the guys wearing girls underwear and wanting their ass played with?

The short answer is this.. you're still young yet.. at some point you will recognize that real men are the ones who keep in touch with their feminine side.. and that doesn't necessarily mean wearing women's panties and having their ass played with.. nor does it mean mowing the yard on weekends wearing camo's and arm wrestling at the bar..

Topic be honest
Posted 22 Apr 2012 10:16

Relationships.. and specifically sexual relationships are about privilege.. the first kiss.. the first touch.. the first time clothing is removed.. are all privileges being offered from one person to another for the sake of love, lust or momentary pleasure.. certainly all relationships are about sacrifice and negotiation in all things and not just sex.. and yes there is a certain amount of 'bartering' that does occur in sex but only to the extent of mutual pleasure and not singular.. but privilege has to be offered willingly and not cajoled through the use of drugs, alcohol, guilt, or just because you want it "really bad".. sex is about the pleasure of your partner more than your own.. and if she doesn't want or enjoy something then it should never even be on the menu.. depending on whether or not your GF is actually a mate you care for or little more than a booty call, the most important thing to happen is communication.. talk in depth about oral.. vaginal.. and anal sex and make sure you both know the boundaries.. it's all about privilege.. honor it..

Topic Big build guys? dig it? dont dig it?
Posted 16 Apr 2012 00:21

lol warlock just a not looking to get to the front of any line, and at no point did i mention anything about a motorcycle in this thread, im sure the women on this site are savvy and sophisticated...but honestly dont hide behind your computer and try to make fun of others when your a man in his 60's with a profile picture of a model in his early twenties with a six least im not ashamed of who i am, honestly it looks as if you cant say the same. But its ok...plenty of people in here have been very enjoyable to go back and forth with, and it just seems like two of you have your own issues that you need to work out...and as one of them said... haters please try to take your insecurities out on me so you can feel better haha...cuz it doesn't bother me....but i would hope that before you try and come back at me again you at least put a pic of yourself...until then i have no more to say to you....

You're right son.. you have nothing more to say to me.. as for my avatar.. that is my actual pic.. I just look really good for my age.. and I need the wings so I can get a little bit off the ground and not drag my johnson on the sidewalk.. uh-oh.. I think your girlfriend is looking at me..

ps... don't feel obligated to respond.. no.. really.. don't respond..

Topic Big build guys? dig it? dont dig it?
Posted 15 Apr 2012 17:00

Hey Goose.. just a comment.. sounds like you had a good run in college.. you could have just put that in your bio.. you're barreling through here on your Ducati and juggling your 80 pound weights and waiting for applause.. this is an adult site where social skills are the way to meet and get accepted.. it's not 4th and goal.. dial it back a tad and let everyone catch up to you.. for the most part the women in here are elegant, sophisticated, very savvy and usually a lot smarter than us guys.. you don't get to jump to the head of the line.. you have to earn it.. so kick back and have another brew.. enjoy the site..

Topic Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted 10 Apr 2012 19:29

I've said it a million times.. take the money out of religion and there wouldn't be any at all.. except for the radical believe or die groups.. I'm never surprised at the effort people put forth to rationalize their completely insane beliefs.. just the other day me and the elves were talking about this shit when the tooth fairy stopped by.. we all agreed that religion in general was basically for people who don't have cable or a satellite dish.. so in response to the original query.. no.. creationism is a myth perpetuated by shysters and carriers of disease and should not be taught in any forum or media.. 'nuff said..

Topic Have you ever had an orgasm without any physical stimulation?
Posted 10 Apr 2012 19:12

yes.. it gets easier with practice.. now I cum if someone opens a screen door..

Topic Straight guys anal masturbation
Posted 10 Apr 2012 19:08

anal penetration provides an intense arousal and orgasm.. deeper is better..

Topic Get Out of the Spotlight
Posted 10 Apr 2012 19:05

Ashton Kutcher... seriously?