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Hey sexy story hottie, I sent you a long Lush message but it rejected, "only Premium members can send a non-paid member a Lush message", sigh! My Lush membership expired too! My long letter asked you if your next story was ready, & why did you need to wait on another person, why couldn't you just send me what you have on your second story? I love the way you express your words, they melt a guy & make the fantasy so sexy that wanting to be the world you created is such an arousing 'turn-on', ummmm fuuuuck!!! Do you need any help with story number two? Oh, Happy Valentine's Day!!! That was February 14th!! Why don't you send me a time when you go in a Lush chat room, then we can whisper in the Lush lounge? For example: on Friday at 11:30pm which is February 17th at 3:30pm NorCal time? If you have better choice, post it here!?
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