About WellMadeMale

"I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!"

Relationship Status:
Open Relationship
Cakeland, Missouri, United States
Women...girls....naughty and bold, shy and demure, teasing and tantalizing and tight. Tight with their attitude and tight with life. I love to watch people, but predominantly - it's you females who attract my gaze, however much I try to act like I'm not looking...I am always checking you out. And I know you've noticed...however much you attempt to play it off. Heh, I also know when you don't give a shit. I don't turn every woman's head...and that too, is how it should be. I am 169% hedonist...hence I recognize one when I see you. Let's be friends, shall we?
Favorite Books:
I've always read a lot. A good book is like a vacation, without leaving your residence. When I travel somewhere, I typically don't take a book with me though. Hell, who wants to dive into someone else's imagination - when you're somewhere new which requires exploration? My favorite books rotate, like my favorite movies have always done.
Favorite Authors:
First names not needed: Crichton, Rice, King, Koontz, Wheeler, Rollins
Favorite Movies:
I like to be entertained, informed and expanded.
Favorite Music:
I'm all over the map with the music I prefer to listen to.
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Topic: Why You May Want to Rethink Grooming Your Pubic Hair
Posted: 08 Dec 2016 04:28

News flash: confident, well-groomed, socializing people tend to have sex more often with multiple partners than do unwashed, anti-social misanthropes who reside under a bridge.

Topic: A Blowjob Cafe Staffed by Sex Robots Is Opening in London
Posted: 08 Dec 2016 04:22


Only if they have their memories erased and no reveries are introduced.

Topic: Some People Say...
Posted: 07 Dec 2016 16:42

Some people say Brussel sprouts are good. Sane people say fuck that noise.

President George HW Bush wouldn't eat broccoli and didn't know what purpose the laser scanners at grocery stores actually served. 26 yrs ago --

The clueless king.


Topic: Every once in a while
Posted: 05 Dec 2016 12:01

Take that - you overgrown, opposum!


Topic: Leftists Harass Man Wearing "Build the Wall" Shirt
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 09:35


I might not agree with Trump, and might think his supporters are foolish for falling for him...

...but this is just downright uncivil and just goes to show how political correctness has enabled people to get away with avoiding criminal liability.

Actual leftists either voted for Bernie Sanders or sat out the election - and we cherish Elizabeth Warren, while detesting all things related to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Probably 10 million votes didn't flow to the entitled Hillary centrist/globalist wing of the DNC in this past election. I haven't met one Sanders supporter who has admitted having voted for her and I know many.

Leftists = progressive/liberals.

Centrist = Globalist, blue dog / Reagan Democrats

Trumpets = mostly pissed off @ the Centrist/Globalists people who hate socialism without recognizing the many socialist programs in place in America already.

That looming dude in the video is described in another video as being a prime Hillary supporter. And we both know she and her husband absconded with many Republican planks and stances in the 1990s. They are more old school Republican than the Tea Party Republicans of today are.

But the woman does raise a good point... is the Trump t-shirt wearer in the clubhouse so he can get free-wifi internet, because he can't afford to have internet in his own apartment (where he could actually be in private and get some work done).

This almost smells like another produced shitstorm from one side or the other. Of course it's extremely uncivil, but that could well be the staged aspect of it.


Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 08:42

I'm still waiting for The Donald to start draining that swamp he spent 2 years talking about.

So far, he's the prime Flip-Flopper-in-Chief.

Mitt fucking Romney? Rudy Guiliani? Excuse me but I thought THEY were part of the problem? Flip Flop Flip Flop... pardon me while the rest of us laugh at you who voted for the clown.

Threatening to give United Technologies and Carrier tax incentives and breaks if they'll keep 800 of 3300 jobs in Indiana? WOW he's scary.

He just gave a blue-print to all the other greedy capitalistic US corporations on how to best extort the rest of us to keep 'some' of their operations and (probably all white collar) in America.

Even Sarah Palin is dissing that blatant form of crony capitalism. Swamp Draining... Trump always builds his casinos in swamps, stiffs sub-contractors out of even their lowest bids, then defaults and declares bankruptcy every 10 years and makes 'em all settle for pennies on the dollar. He stiffs taxpayers when he 'negotiates/bribes/kickbacks' tax increment financing (so his operation won't pay any taxes for 20-30 years)...

He's started out doing the same shit with us (the Carrier swindle) and he's not even officially the head honcho yet.

Good job there on pissing off China over the weekend, too!

The only good thing is that all you who actually voted for him and his business as usual practices, are gonna be so mad you'll be eating your clothes before the fourth of July, after you keep being upset and surprised that he's not actually carried out any of his campaign pledges/promises or other assorted tough talk. He told you what you wanted to hear - and that's all he is ever going to do.

Bad thing is - the rest of us will be so mad, and broke - that clothing might taste pretty good.

Thanks Obama

Topic: PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 08:15

Snowden makes a couple of excellent points here:


And Trump is toying with the idea of elevating General Betrayus to a cabinet level appointment?


Fuck you Betrayus. You coughed up classified secrets while chasing pussy and lied to the FBI about it. And in comparison - to Snowden and Manning - you skated on thin ice.

Topic: Club Zafia....
Posted: 28 Nov 2016 20:35


Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 25 Nov 2016 17:47

Jeff, I've got to get that printed on a t-shirt for myself, just change it to singular, 'Chrony Capitalist & Wall Street Raider'. Maybe add 'Corporate Pirate' to the back. I still can't stand Trump, though. I dread four years of his sniveling junior high, bratty comments. He's going to have a four-year feud with the media because he's too immature to take criticism. And criticism will surely not be in short supply.

We need a strong, third fucking political party. We got handed a big pile of steaming shit in this election.

– Buz, Corporate Pirate, Chrony Capitalist & Wall Street Raider (I like it!) as well as Proud Capitalist Pig!

Across the front - 2BIG2FAIL in a waving red/white/blue flag motif...Go full-bore patriotic capitalist trough feeder <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: NYT: The End of Identity Liberalism
Posted: 25 Nov 2016 13:08

Seriously dude... take a breath. Your rants are becoming tedious and boring. While I don't always agree with Vorchev... your entire rant seems to have very little with the article he shared. Instead... it's just another opportunity to try to prove how "smart" you think you are. The problem... it's not really working.

Awww, we need to encourage more of his rants, not less. This thread requires more comedy.

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Reclamation - part II

Staring into her deep cobalt orbs, I mentioned, “What I sense is that you’re not wearing jeans, and we need to beat feet - to Josh's apartment complex.” With another rough squeeze of her hand upon my cock, Sandra chastised, “That was fast, did you fly over here or what, you’re forty minutes early!” “I knew I better get here ASAP, or you’d be masturbating and we’d never get this done.” ...

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Part One I’d slid away from my computer desk an hour earlier, reheated some frozen leftovers and hastily eaten dinner and then I had taken a quick shower to wash the days’ dust out of my hair and eyes. Crawling under the false flooring of a twenty-year-old data center, pulling out nearly one-half-mile of ancient wiring and retrenching new fiber optic cables, kicks up half a ton of...

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Who's gonna drive you home...tonight?

“It's said that clothes, make the man...Sugar.” I hear you throatily purr into my ear as your agile, lithe and athletic, feminine form saws into my own frame. Seated in this plush leather couch, I tremble as your thick, light brown hair sashays against my right cheek as I sit upon my tooo eager-to-caress-you, hands... I feel your soft, warm touch upon my shoulder as your right hand slides...

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All I Want

I imagine you coming to me wearing only your newest, lacy negligee; black on  black, sheer, tantalizingly sensual, subtly promising. One of my gifts to you, from earlier this morning. The one I could hardly wait to see you in! I’m sitting at my dining room table, laid out before us, atop the glistening finish is an assortment of delicious condiments; left over from the feast this afternoon,...

Added 25 Oct 2009 | Category Love Stories | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 2,544 | 4 Comments

Tables Turned

Moist and supple lips lightly brush my shoulder as you snug the last silken knot around my wrists. Two long stylish ties bind my hands behind me to the oak dining room chair you have me sitting in. You got me butt-assed naked of course, and I’ve agreed to let you tie me up, tease me, dance for me.  I’d been thinking of you all day at the office and now…your near constant IM’s and sexy...

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In hot water

The water is cascading off my chest, spraying upon your shoulder, drenching your luxurious hair, streaming down your temple - as your lips have found my left nipple and teeth gently nibble my nipple. Hot water funnels from my chest upon your blushed cheeks, your eyes almost closed.  Your left hand cradling my firm, muscular butt as your delicate, yet eager, petite right hand is...

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