About Whitebeard



I am a retired medical professor but now I write.
I've heard it said many times that everyone has a book in them, so I didn't start calling myself a writer until the second one was published.

I write all the time, mostly vanilla but sometimes I get erotic ideas and in the past these have languished on my hard drive. A few have been swapped in chat with friends over the years, but mostly they have just sat on the hard drive. I joined here to give them an airing. My thanks to anyone who has read what I've posted so far, and especial thanks to those who have scored or commented on a story.

Recently, thanks to the stimulation of being on Lush, I have taken to writing more experimental erotic stories. I enjoy imagining characters in situations that don't quite fit the standard stereotypes, or who venture across boundaries. I have also tried to address things like bullying and the unsafe decisions that people sometimes make when they are arounsed or sexually obsessed.

Always happy to talk about writing and I love to chat with other writers.

I did an MA in creative writing last year. I work with some friends to run a small (very small that is) publishing company — all our books so far are novel, short stories and poetry, all vanilla.

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Gloucestershire, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
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16 Aug 2018 08:34
Writing. I know that sounds boring, I guess reading comes in there somewhere. I do sometimes ski, I swim now and then, have been known to take an occasional holiday, sometimes at nudist venues - the usuals stuff, but mostly I write. I do ski now and then but if I say that I have written two novels on skiing holidays, you get the picture.
Favorite Books:
All of Terry Pratchett and almost all of Niel Gaiman. East of Eden
Favorite Authors:
Terry Pratchett, Niel Gaiman, Kurt Vonnegut, John Steinbeck, Joan Didion, Nora Ephron, Susan Sontag, Marion Keyes.
Favorite Movies:
Stranger than Fiction, Galaxy Quest, The World's Fastest Indian, Last Chance Harvey, Chalet Girl.
Favourite TV Shows:
Castle (until they took it off), White Collar
Favorite Music:
Rolling Stones, Amanda Palmer, Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Joan Baez


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Topic: Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted: 03 Mar 2018 23:34

Happy Birthday Chris. Sorry not to be able to produce beautiful graphics, but happy birthday anyway. I have very much appreciated your stoies and your comments since I have been on here. I'm glad to have the chance to wish you well.

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Don't Shoot the Messenger Chapter 4

Julie said goodbye to Laura on the steps of the hotel and watched the motorbike roll away into the traffic. She picked up her phone and dialled home. "Anthony darling, how did it go?" "We won." "Great. I thought you must have. I just had a text from Angela, she didn't say exactly, but she wants to meet. I hope your people looked after her." The lie came easily, so easily that she caught...

Added 16 Aug 2018 | Category Novels | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 13

Recommended Read Don't Shoot the Messenger Chapter 3

Julie woke early having slept awkwardly, waking through the night almost in sync with Anthony; though disturbed by different dreams in different rooms. She showered carefully, using the hand jet and taking care to avoid touching any of Marion's work from the previous evening. She had room service breakfast and then extended her booking for a second night so that she had somewhere to change...

Added 10 Aug 2018 | Category Novels | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 524 | 10 Comments

Don't Shoot the Messenger — Chapter 2

Once Julie was back at her hotel she phoned Anthony. "Hi, Darling — sorry I missed your call earlier, I'm back at the hotel now, but I've got to go out again, have you got a minute to talk?" "Sure, go ahead," he said. "I'm anxious about tomorrow, I've spoken to Angela and I'm sure she'll be there. I'll see her again this evening, later on, to make sure she's not going to back out....

Added 08 Aug 2018 | Category Novels | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 593 | 6 Comments

Don't Shoot the Messenger - Chapter 1

Julie Goddard stepped out of the shower needing to be fresh. She sprayed a little of her favourite perfume and allowed herself a moment to settle. She took a swig of coffee and picked up a slip of paper from the chair in her dressing room that doubled as an office. She scanned the printed text message. It had been such a clever idea, and it worked every time; get the client to text what...

Added 04 Aug 2018 | Category Novels | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,040 | 6 Comments

Let off Lightly

The rolling text below the TV pictures described a drunken brawl. One of the miscreants was jailed for two years, the second got a year's suspended sentence while the third had only a fine. The was a fleeting picture of the defence counsel Anthony St-John Whittingham. “Damn,” said Judge James Thomas. Dressed in his bathrobe, he slumped back in the chair with half an eye on the flames in...

Added 30 Apr 2018 | Category Cuckold | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 4,635 | 22 Comments

Cooking Up Trouble

  Jack walked into the bedroom, surprising his wife. “Wow, you look awesome, I thought it was Caribbean Cooking Class tonight.” “It is.” “Isn’t that lace wasted under your chef uniform? A nervous giggle escaped Amy’s lips, “The class is kind of competitive, you know, all those women together. I have to be on my A game. The lace gives me a lift, even if they can’t see it.” She gave him...

Added 23 Jan 2018 | Category Uniform | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 5,988 | 15 Comments


It may have been the stars, or the sound of the sea that made that night special, but I don’t think so. I remember the Milky way with it’s millions of glittering dots strewn across the black night and every minute or two there’d be the dazzling streak of a shooting star, but all that was merely a backdrop for what happened. I was still in my late teens; we’d never been on holiday...

Added 13 Nov 2017 | Category True | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 4,120 | 14 Comments

Token Honeymoon -- episode 14

When the door had been closed for a minute and he'd seen the others disappearing into the distance Dan filled a glass for June and took that and what was left of his own to the bedroom. "Well?" June lay still, head snuggled into the pillows, legs spread, eyes half closed. Dan put the glasses on the side table. "I think I know what you need," he said and slid onto the bed between her...

Added 03 Nov 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,954 | 7 Comments

Token Honeymoon episode 13

June pulled a second bottle from the fridge then stepped behind the door to reach into a cupboard for more glasses. For a moment, hidden from Sandy, she wiped her tears away with a towel, closed the fridge and gave Sandy a glass. "He'll need a breather when he's finished with Pat and I bet they'll both need a drink. I'll take this and see how they're getting on." She left Sandy with a...

Added 01 Nov 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,692 | 7 Comments

Token Honeymoon — episode 12

Dan cooked supper while June sat and watched. She had little choice with the chain on her collar anchored to the table and her hands cuffed behind her back. Dan enjoyed glancing at her as he worked, aware of his growing erection underneath the apron he had donned to avoid spitting fat. When he was ready he poured two glasses of wine and served the results of his work, seared fish with pan...

Added 28 Oct 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,952 | 7 Comments

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