08 Oct 2015 13:00
For anyone interested, my new story is now posted, I hope you enjoy it.
08 Oct 2015 03:51
My latest story "A Beach Voyeur" has been submitted to the mods but it's for The Vault, I do hope most of you can see it.
23 Feb 2015 08:12
Maybe time to post another story, I love the next one but I don't think most of you men will. Maybe a little uncomfortable?
Haha. Time to find a picture to go with it.
14 Jan 2015 04:36
OK, it's definitely time to submit a new story, all down to the moderators now.
07 Jan 2015 09:17
It may be time to put a small amount of effort in and finish a new story. The lovely people of Lush have granted me a free membership for my old stories, the least I can do is donate a few more and do my bit to help.
That seems fair, doesn't it. Now ..... which one?
15 Oct 2012 10:17
OK, the new story is out but it is pretty naughty. Not for those of a sensitive disposition.
15 Oct 2012 02:32
For any of you horny readers who enjoy totally over the top, very naughty stories. I'm hoping to have a new one on here in the next few days. If you read it, I'd love you to tell me what you think. Enjoy.
04 Sep 2012 07:34
It feels like months since I logged in here. Oh! It is months. Maybe I'll get on a little more often now and have some fun.
28 May 2012 00:29
Oh dear, oh dear, what has happened to the Milf category while I've been away. My stories seem to have attracted around 40 low scores but to be fair, so do a whole load of others. Oh well.
Make that 42 low scores, all that happened when I changed my profile is that the sad, sad person left 2 stupid anonymous comments and 2 more low scores. I can only feel sorry for whoever it is.
27 May 2012 13:41
Oh dear, what has happened to the Milf category while I've been away. My stories seem to have attracted around 40 low scores but to be fair, so do a whole load of others. Oh well.
22 Nov 2011 05:25
Thank you to everyone who has commented on my stories. I'm taking a break from publishing new ones but I'm still here for messages and will get on from time to time for a chat.
06 Oct 2011 08:05
When they were developing the first drawing board, what did they go back to when they got it wrong?
20 Sep 2011 09:59
Friendship is like wetting your pants.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth
12 Sep 2011 09:27
Friendship is like wetting your pants.
Everyone can see if but only you can feel it's warmth
07 Sep 2011 09:58
OK now I don't want to get obstreperous but you know the flag on everyone's account that says either "online" or "away"?
Well, the point is that when it says "away", that person is busy and would really prefer not to be disturbed.
Is that really so difficult?
06 Jul 2011 08:15
Getting older is inevitable.
Acting older is optional
01 May 2011 07:56
Did you know that the state of deforestation in Brazil is so serious that there is now only a thin strip of trees running down the middle of the country.
15 Apr 2011 06:31
Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see if but only you can feel it's warmth
07 Apr 2011 14:44
Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size?
07 Apr 2011 14:28
Before someone invented the drawing board what did they go back to?
05 Apr 2011 08:48
Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just make them double the size?
23 Mar 2011 16:23
Back from a lovely 2 weeks in Florida, what a wonderful place. Gorgeous sunshine and some of the friendliest people on earth. I hope you've all been very, very naughty while I was away.
06 Mar 2011 10:20
Hi friends, I'm leaving tonight for a 2 week holiday. If I'm a little slow replying to messages, that's why. I hope you all behave yourselves while I'm away - Roz xxx
18 Feb 2011 19:22
If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a noise?
If a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
08 Feb 2011 04:03
I like to think that I'm a fairly normal woman with, perhaps, a slightly above average love of sex.
I know that inside me there's a slut trying to get out but I keep the bitch locked up by having her potential escape routes blocked at every opportunity.
17 Jan 2011 07:08
Hi, I'm sorry, Roz's answering machine is broken, this is her refrigerator, if you speak slowly after the beep I'll write your message down on a piece of paper and stick it to myself with one of these magnets.
16 Jan 2011 14:40
I have decided to change my profile so that only members can vote on my stories. I apologise to anyone else, but I'm quite convinced that 2 of my stories have been deliberately sabotaged. If I'm right, I'm sure the person who has done it is far too sad to care that I know. It won't stop them doing it, but at least their profile will have to show their cowardly action.