Forum posts made by wildcat

Topic lets go for a 1000 pages
Posted 25 Mar 2017 05:53

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 23 Mar 2017 06:41

Granted my dear, your new car (that I will give you cos I'm sooo kind) will never beak down... it's a peddle car.... enjoy. a1089

I wish for fine weather this weekend

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 22 Mar 2017 05:29

Granted, my dear, you are 10 years younger.... dog years that is, children not allowed on Lush. a1089

I wish I had a delicious late night snack

Topic Rock around the Clock
Posted 22 Mar 2017 05:04

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 21 Mar 2017 06:00

Topic Fart Rape
Posted 18 Mar 2017 19:16

No Fart Rape kinda women laughing3

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 18 Mar 2017 16:41

Commonly referred to as Shemales....

Topic Describe yourself in three words
Posted 17 Mar 2017 14:51


(I'm going to be late now)

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 17 Mar 2017 14:48

Granted, my dear, you can visit me. hello2 You get all packed and ready, but you're put onto a flight to Austria instead. I hear it's nice this time of year. a1089

I wish I had a maid, a cook and a gorgeous pool maintenance man

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 16 Mar 2017 15:17

Granted, my dear, your victory was in winning the lucky door prize, which just happens to be an empty bottle of Blantons Bourbon that has been made into a funky table lamp. a1089

I wish I didn't have to drive all the way to woop woop (Caboolture) today

Topic DirtyMartini.. Alan... Did he pass away?
Posted 15 Mar 2017 05:02

Alan was one of my first friends when I joined Lush in 2010. He and I each had a short story published in an anthology of erotica a few years back. He believed in my ability to spin a yarn before I did.

He was the first to welcome me back when I rejoined in 2014. He said we've kept the light on for you. He was a light to many here, it seems. I hope his writing stays on Lush for us to enjoy.

RIP Alan.

Topic If you could make one of your fantasies come true...which would it be ?
Posted 14 Mar 2017 03:40

I don't have crazy wild fantasies, more so I just want to experience that kind of sex that blows your mind. Looking in the eyes of someone you love more than you ever thought possible while at the same time you see that raw, lustful animal desire in his eyes. Him taking you, strong, sensual, dominate, rough, loving.

I want to be completely cherished and completely used.

Can I have this too? That sounds absolutely awesome.

Topic How To Start A Fight
Posted 11 Mar 2017 23:40

A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”
God said,”No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live”.

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live,
she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

“I thought you said I had another 40 years?

Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?”

God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”


Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 10 Mar 2017 08:09

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 09 Mar 2017 23:24

Unfortunately yes.

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 09 Mar 2017 16:04

Granted, my dear. Unfortunately for you though, Becky4Texas got rid of her house guest by inviting him to your special couch. You find him there singing a raunchy rendition of "Raindrops keep falling on my head" followed by HONEY! BRING ME A BEER AND A SAMMICH! a1089

I wish I didn't have so many appointments today

Sorry SweetSadie, I'm too slow today.

Topic Time and place
Posted 08 Mar 2017 02:16

Brisbane Australia 8.16 pm - evening all

Topic Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted 07 Mar 2017 23:59

Well..... she looks like she could be very naughty but in a very nice way Embarassed

Topic Are you gals willing to try new things sexualy even if they sound weird or funny?
Posted 07 Mar 2017 05:46

I could say... define weird. Funny? definitely. See the raspberry blowing forum post. Embarassed Sex is fun when the mischievous mood strikes, anything new to try is a bonus.

Topic What's the last film that made you cry?
Posted 07 Mar 2017 05:26

The Notebook always commands a box of tissues.

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 07 Mar 2017 05:18

Granted, my dear, You can stay in bed all day but.... you are in the garden bed of your neighbor, their flee infested rottweiler uses that bed for .......eeeyew. a1089

I wish my Golfers Elbow was better already

Topic Have you ever had a lover blow a raspberry on your clit as your about to cum?
Posted 06 Mar 2017 04:45

OMG! I'm sitting here reading and almost snorted my coffee, I laughed so hard.

What's even funnier is that I have experienced the exact same thing. The first time, it was like "what the fuck are you doing?" I almost fell off the bed laughing. After regaining my composure and promising to concentrate on how it felt, I quite enjoyed it. Embarassed

Topic i just had this thought about " The Wall"....
Posted 06 Mar 2017 04:20

There is no free healthcare in Queensland or anywhere else. Unless you folks have perhaps invented some kind of healthcare perpetual motion machine. What you are referring to is healthcare where the costs to the institution and personnel providing the healthcare are paid not by the patient but by a third party, whether an insurance company or by the taxpayers or by the healthcare fairy.

This is one of the basic laws of thermodynamics. Every process has a cost. Whether you pay the cost directly or someone else pays it for you is irrelevant. There is always a cost.

It is a given that healthcare has to be paid for.

My point was that I don't need to have a wallet full of cash or private health insurance to go and see a doctor here. Neither do I need to have cash or health insurance to pay for emergency treatment at a hospital, no matter how long the stay.

Even the poorest of our citizens are afforded the same level of care.

See quote: How does Medicare insurance work?
Medicare benefits are divided into two parts. Part A primarily covers inpatient hospital, skilled nursing facility care and home health care. Once enrolled in Medicare, you will receive these benefits automatically and do not pay premiums for them (you've already paid for them through your taxes).

Topic i just had this thought about " The Wall"....
Posted 05 Mar 2017 05:05

I was in two minds about posting here. Trinket, you don't need health insurance paid by your employer here in Queensland. I go to my doctor and it's free. I need emergency hospital care... it's free.

We also have folks over here that would rather be on the dole (welfare) than get a job. We have backpackers here that will do the work that small farmers can't get Aussies to do.

Building a wall and expecting Mexico to reimburse the US for the cost? I think we'll see flying pigs first.

As Mr Lincoln said... America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

Edit: I don't know what happened to the original quote dontknow

Topic Word for the day
Posted 05 Mar 2017 00:39


noun – a small quantity of something left over

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 04 Mar 2017 23:47

Granted, my dear, your life's cruel mistress is cruel no more. She joins a band of morris dancers who come in the night and steal all of your hankies. a1089

I wish the forecast thunderstorm would happen.

Topic Can you "Learn" to squirt?
Posted 04 Mar 2017 16:25

I have lost control having multiple orgasms when using a Sybian. I thought I had pissed myself, and I believe I did.
I have never had what I would call a squirt. In the videos of girls squirting it always looks like they are pissing to me. I could not cum and I believe squirt with that much force.

Hey Meggsy, haven't had the pleasure of a Sybian, but I agree with you on the peeing.

I believe when I'm having an extremely powerful orgasm, more pelvic muscles come into play. The increased pressure on my bladder seems to make me do a little "squirt".

Topic How many girls have performed oral on another girl.
Posted 04 Mar 2017 03:00

At the young age of 60, I had my first experience with a lady on Australia Day this year. There may be a story in the works ..... it was memorable.