Came here for the stories and now would like to see what the rest of lush has to offer. So far its been a lot of fun and I like meeting new people and getting to know them. Its always fun making new friends. Feel free to chat/poke/friend me, whatever trips your trigger. I'm not shy, and enjoy everything to mild to wet n wild. I don't scare easily..
"Days of Thunder"
Depends on which side I see of her first. if its from the front, I check out the cha cha's of course, then work my way down, if its from the back I check out the legs and booty.
My wife and I really enjoy tipsy sex. Has made numerous fantasies come true for us both.
After using them 3-4 times they get stretched out and slide off. I know what you are thinking "3-4 times!?" Its simple really. When you get done, just shake the fuck out of it, and its as good as new!
2 buddies were sittin at the bar talking as they usually do on Thurdsay nights. Jim looks at his watch and says " I need to get going, or my wife is going to kill me when I get home." Dave looks at him and says "its early have another beer" Jim replies "every time I come home late I shut the headlights off a block down the street and kill the engine and coast into the driveway, somehow she always catches me then yells at me all night for being out at the bar!" Dave looks at him and says " your doing it all wrong, I take my big loud truck and pull up to our house with tires squeeling and the motor revving, come to a screetching halt just before I hit the garage door. When I walk in I smell of booze and women. I barge in the bedroom throw my clothes on the floor and say "your next woman" and she pretends to be asleep every time!"
If you come home from work and your wife is yelling at you from the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Go to the back door, dogs are always happy to see you. What did you do wrong if your wife comes in from the kitchen yelling at you?Made her chain too long.
When they care about doing what's right, not just what's best for them! Nice responce! We have a saying at my house, "Stand up for what's right, even if you stand alone"
Of course this is subjective though; I've read a few negative reviews about the Lelo Smartwands, apparently they're not all that powerful (especially for the price). The biggest negative things I have read About the Lelo's are that once you put a certain amount of pressure on the head of it, it reduces its power by as much as 50% therefore impeding the orgasm. They are spendy but We have had some good luck with Lelo. We had to have one replaced and the replacement wasnt all that impressive, so now I'm hesitant given the reviews and the last purchase. Thank you for the input and the link!
Wanted to get my wife a wand toy. Was looking at the one by Lelo and it sounds like an over engineered POS with the touch technology. I want to get her something cordless and rechargable. We have a few Lelo toys but the last couple we have bought I wasn't as impressed with as the first ones. Suggestions and where to buy would be great! Thanks in advance for the help!
I'd rather be wealthy, my grandfather lived well into his 90's and he was miserable the last decade. He was sad all his friends had passed and he didn't have the ability anymore to travel and experience like like he did in his younger days. He too was very wealthy, so I would wish to mimic his life. He was an incredible man.
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