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wolverinejr25
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38
United States

About

I'm kind of a big deal. HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK! I love... carpet. I love...desk. I love...Lamp.. LOUD NOISES!!!!! Cairo... that's in Egypt. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener... I tea-bagged your drum set! Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities! Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want. Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever! When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". 30 and Single love to laugh and have a great time with friends A woman went to a tat parlor and said put a turkey on one hip and santa on the other..the artist did what she asked. when she was done and ready to leave the artist said "may I ask why such unusual hip tattoos?" The woman looked at him and stated" I am tired of my husband saying there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.."

Interests
SEX...SPORTS....MOVIES....MORE SEX.....TV...MUSIC....PORN... MASTURBATING.....SEX.... I enjoy being a porn star to the Ladies of Lush.....