I'm kind of a big deal. HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK! I love... carpet. I love...desk. I love...Lamp.. LOUD NOISES!!!!! Cairo... that's in Egypt. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener... I tea-bagged your drum set! Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities! Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want. Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever! When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". 30 and Single love to laugh and have a great time with friends A woman went to a tat parlor and said put a turkey on one hip and santa on the other..the artist did what she asked. when she was done and ready to leave the artist said "may I ask why such unusual hip tattoos?" The woman looked at him and stated" I am tired of my husband saying there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.."
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lol maybe I shouldn't have typed "limit".........I guess it's more "how long can you masturbate in a day before you're spent/worn out(had enough)" lol
lol I'm just going off the little information she posted to social media....I'm guessing "passing out" means she took a nap after a few orgasmns in a row!!!I'm just a guy so I have little knowledge on the inner workings of how women masturbate....I know guys need some recovery time in between orgasmns!! and ladies are the lucky ones with "multiple orgasmns"!!!!!!!
So I lady friend of mine on social media posted that she was masturbating and then between the 4/5th time she passed out!!! So my question is to the Ladies of Lush.....have you ever passed out during your masturbation sessions? like do you have a "Masturbation Limit".......if so how many times can you masturbate in a row before you pass out or hit your limit?
As HeraTeleia said, some women prefer not to use tampons for whatever reason. There's definitely a market for Sports Pads. I'm not sure why a woman being active on her period is weird. Life doesn't stop just because someone is on their period.Not to mention, being active can actually help to alleviate some of the discomfort that occurs with your period (depending on the severity of said discomfort, of course). Of course it varies from woman to woman, but there's certainly nothing 'weird' about a woman wanting to run or engage in any other sort of exercise while she's on her period. lol ok maybe "weird" wasn't the right word.....That's just me being a guy lol but thank's for the clarification!!!
Thanks for the help to understand what the commercials are trying to say with their "sport" product line!!! So it seems to me(someone who lacks a vagina) a guy.....that Playtex with their "sport" product line they're trying to make a Sport Pad still a thing even though most women prefer to use a tampon while exercising or doing anything sports related. Like the DVD companies still making DVDs. I know that the commercials for period "sport" products aren't misleading by showing active women while on their period is still kinda funny to me lol.....because women wanting to go run or whatever while on their period is weird a bit lol(no offense)
can women actually run/exercise while wearing a pad.......like in the kotex commercials?it's like a bandaid on your vagina..........seems weird that kotex and playtex would have commercials with women running and stuff while on there periods?I know am I guy so I don't have any leg to stand on knowing what it's like to have a "period" Thoughts?
I know this may have been asked already but fuck it!how often do you ladies masturbate before work?also do you ladies masturbate before work regularly?also if you've ever masturbated at work.....like on a lunch break or something like it?be as detailed as you wanna.....I'm not trying to be to prevy by asking that lol but then again I realize which site I'm asking this too lol If the males find this question too......feel free to answer as well!!hopefully I didn't offend the women of this site by saying "you ladies" If I earned to be punished feel free to post what it shall be!!!!!
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I know porn doesn't always equal real life lol.......but it still was a question that needed to be answered!looking forward to more answers!!
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