I'm kind of a big deal. HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK! I love... carpet. I love...desk. I love...Lamp.. LOUD NOISES!!!!! Cairo... that's in Egypt. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener... I tea-bagged your drum set! Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities! Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want. Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever! When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". 27 and Single love to laugh and have a great time with friends A woman went to a tat parlor and said put a turkey on one hip and santa on the other..the artist did what she asked. when she was done and ready to leave the artist said "may I ask why such unusual hip tattoos?" The woman looked at him and stated" I am tired of my husband saying there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.."
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I know this may have been asked already but fuck it!how often do you ladies masturbate before work?also do you ladies masturbate before work regularly?also if you've ever masturbated at work.....like on a lunch break or something like it?be as detailed as you wanna.....I'm not trying to be to prevy by asking that lol but then again I realize which site I'm asking this too lol If the males find this question too......feel free to answer as well!!hopefully I didn't offend the women of this site by saying "you ladies" If I earned to be punished feel free to post what it shall be!!!!!
I know porn doesn't always equal real life lol.......but it still was a question that needed to be answered!looking forward to more answers!!
watched a video on Redtube...and this female is going to town on this other females assholewhich got me thinking if all Lesbians have an anal fetish or do some lesbians say "exit only" lol?I know this may be a weird question coming from a straight guy but I'd thought I'd ask anyways
mines curved slightly to the left!!! I'm proud of it!!!
awesome answers everyone
Well it really depends on your outfit? Sometimes you really need to wear them if you have a tight body fitting dress that hugs your ass, right? Otherwise you'll have totally gross panty lines. I mean if they have the right cut and nice fabric I love them since they make me fee super sexy. In general I love all sorts of lingerie and I like to mix it up so my bf doesn't know what to expect. Variety is the spice of life. My mom says always give your guy a nice surprise and don't wear the same kind two dates in a row. YOUR MOM IS SMART!!!
all great points!!
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