About wyliecoyote


Just a horny auld hound

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The county Hope in the village eternal, Greater London, United Kingdom
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22 Oct 2018 18:22
Barebecued Roadrunner and sex...maybe a wee bit of scribbling
Favorite Books:
The Chrysalids, The Day of the Triffids, The Crow Road, Use of Weapons, Excession, The Foundation series, Harry Potter, Dubliners, The Eagle has Landed, 2000AD/Judge Dredd (comics count I assume) and so many many more...
Favorite Authors:
John wyndam, Iain Banks (with or without the M), Isacc Asimov, Eoin Colfer, J K Rowling, Stephen King (early works), Milan Kundera,... and so many more...
Favorite Movies:
So many... Calvary, The Alien series, Faithful Departed, The Blues brothers, Blazing Saddles, The Negotiator, Bugsy Malone, V for Vendetta, The Riddick series, Exam, Deadpool, Bound, The Spaghetti Westerns, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Judge Dredd (both but not so much with Sly), The Eagle has Landed, Monty Python, Airplane... can you tell I'm a cineast?
Favourite TV Shows:
Dexter, Lie to Me, Spartacus, Dollhouse, Buffy and Angel, Bosch, White Collar, House, okay quite liking G o T, Chancer, Sense8, Firefly, Doctor Who, ...and a few more
Favorite Music:
The Pogues, The Horslips, Rainbow, Blues Brothers, Bob Marley, Ennio Morricone, Human League, Eminem, Eclectic to say the least


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Topic: Adi's Randomly Bizarre and Possibly Offensive Pic Page
Posted: 24 Sep 2018 18:00

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Topic: What is your favorite 80's movie?
Posted: 31 Aug 2018 18:26

lots I've seen mentioned that I agree with....
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Purple Rain
Blue Velvet
Breakfast Club
Stand by Me
The Princess Bride
Aliens (I guess as Alien is 1979)
Life of Brian
About Last Night
The Blues Brothers
Blade Runner


If I had to pick one... Probably the very first one I mentioned

Topic: Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted: 28 Aug 2018 07:30

Yes... yes.... err... yes... any of the above to be honest!

Topic: Best way to make lush friends?
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 17:52


Posted: 13 Jul 2018 06:21

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Topic: The Word Above
Posted: 27 Jun 2018 09:24



Topic: Last Two Letters ....
Posted: 27 Jun 2018 09:22


Topic: Opposite Word Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2018 04:36


Topic: Sound alert when receive BB
Posted: 01 Jun 2018 05:21


Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 21 May 2018 02:07


It's me

No it's not, it's me! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

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Recommended Read A Failure to Communicate

I could feel the hot baking sun reflecting off the white washed walls as I sat beneath the shade outside the little cantina. My mirrored sunglasses, scratched and tarnished lay on the table, angled so I could see the door to the interior in their reflection. My ex had always thought them very ‘passé’ but I had bought them with the first money I had earned from a paper round when I was...

Added 27 Jun 2018 | Category First Time | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 3,937 | 12 Comments

The Journey

Ask yourself what is it about flesh? New flesh, different flesh, unexplored flesh Different body but God is in the detail The imperfections that make it perfect Hold your gaze, look closer, closer yet Examine it minutely, gaze at the detail Watch the goose flesh rise as your breath caresses it Imagine the reactions you instil on/in the yet undiscovered   New curves, colour,...

Added 23 Feb 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 605 | 23 Comments


Sometimes the job was too easy! Of course tonight’s shift was on the private ward with all mod-cons. A nurse barely had to leave the nursing station and yet she could monitor how all the patients in the private rooms were doing and if anything untoward happened they could simply press the opposite corners of the I-pad simultaneously for five seconds and a crash-team would be en...

Added 11 Jan 2018 | Category Uniform | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 7,195 | 18 Comments

Peripheral Vision

Just for a moment I wondered if the red wine was going to spurt out of my nose as I coughed in surprise to the question that had just been put to me from across the table. As I rallied myself I reckoned that was an image there would be no coming back from! Of course, officially, this wasn’t a date per se. Just two friends/acquaintances having a meal together; that had been stood up by...

Added 05 Nov 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 6,907 | 19 Comments

Quiet Please

or   Pushing the Librarian’s Buttons   It was just the local library. Every Thursday evening I would stop in there when it was open till 8 pm. I wasn’t a member; I didn’t need to be as long as I didn’t want to take any books out. The staff were friendly enough and didn’t mind you bending the rules and bringing in coffee to drink, I often bought a couple of extra ones for them as...

Added 06 Sep 2017 | Category Masturbation | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.61 | Views 7,923 | 11 Comments

What Friends are For!

I couldn’t believe myself! But, my heart was pounding loudly in my chest as I surrendered myself to this stranger in a dank, dirty alley and a lustful almost maniacal smile spread across my lips. I felt it start and begin to spread from within my belly as this strangers cock shoved roughly up into my soaking slit. A moan slipped from my lips, getting louder as the first hint of my orgasm...

Added 18 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 15,214 | 13 Comments


It’s that time of night. Jamie is snoring quietly beside me. I can hardly define it as a snore; quite cute really, like a quiet little moan from his nose each time he exhales. He really is quite the cutie on the whole, even tries to cuddle and chat after the deed and manages quite well for a couple of minutes until his answers become nonsense and then gibberish till at last they’re just...

Added 17 Jun 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 8,884 | 9 Comments

Love Kills

  They say it’s blind, Maybe, maybe not. But it blinds!   In the name of the father, The mother, One’s country. God!   We protect that, which we love, From suffering, from harm, from hate, Against all.   Beyond reason, beyond sanity, Beyond our own life. And in defiant defence is where we fail.   We are all one in our desire for love, The stronger our love, The more we...

Added 20 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 775 | 24 Comments

Santa Visits Bad Girls Too

Mary walked through the shopping mall idly gazing into all the shops windows with their festive displays. Tinsel and fairy lights were strung across the wide walkway and small Christmas Trees flashed and twinkled every twenty yards or so. She thought to herself that she would never get use to the hot season here in Brisbane. Strolling about in bright sunshine wearing just a pink halter...

Added 26 Dec 2016 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 9,028 | 4 Comments

A Battle of Will

She laughed and gave me a friendly jab on the shoulder. That wouldhave been it, if I hadn't retaliated in kind. Now, I'm no beefcake and I've never been a fitness addict but I am naturally slim and I have, what you might call, a wiry strength. I've no idea what I could lift but I have 'pumped' above my weight using our most powerful muscle, the brain. Shifted girders and such where a...

Added 10 Aug 2016 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,158 | 7 Comments

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