About wyliecoyote

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Just a horny auld hound

Name:
wyliecoyote
Sex:
Male 
Age:
50
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Slut
Location:
The county Hope in the village eternal, Greater London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
22 Sep 2017 13:09
Interests:
Barebecued Roadrunner and sex...maybe a wee bit of scribbling
Favorite Books:
The Chrysalids, The Day of the Triffids, The Crow Road, Use of Weapons, Excession, The Foundation series, Harry Potter, Dubliners, The Eagle has Landed, 2000AD/Judge Dredd (comics count I assume) and so many many more...
Favorite Authors:
John wyndam, Iain Banks (with or without the M), Isacc Asimov, Eoin Colfer, J K Rowling, Stephen King (early works), Milan Kundera,... and so many more...
Favorite Movies:
So many... Calvary, The Alien series, Faithful Departed, The Blues brothers, Blazing Saddles, The Negotiator, Bugsy Malone, V for Vendetta, The Riddick series, Exam, Deadpool, Bound, The Spaghetti Westerns, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Judge Dredd (both but not so much with Sly), The Eagle has Landed, Monty Python, Airplane... can you tell I'm a cineast?
Favourite TV Shows:
Dexter, Lie to Me, Spartacus, Dollhouse, Buffy and Angel, Bosch, White Collar, House, okay quite liking G o T, Chancer, Sense8, Firefly, Doctor Who, ...and a few more
Favorite Music:
The Pogues, The Horslips, Rainbow, Blues Brothers, Bob Marley, Ennio Morricone, Human League, Eminem, Eclectic to say the least
Website:
Twitter

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20 Dec 2009
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21 Sep 2017
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Friends:
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Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
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Forum Posts:
80
Stories:
19
Badges:
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Topic: Body Parts (Alphabet/ABC)
Posted: 02 Aug 2017 16:30

Epiglottis.... hmm love a sore one!!!!!!!!

Topic: If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted: 14 Jul 2017 18:30

no i don't.... DOH!

Topic: Name a public place you have always wanted to have sex
Posted: 27 Feb 2017 05:55

The formal (?) gardens in HK

Topic: What's the one song or movie title that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted: 27 Feb 2017 05:52

I won't go for the obvious one...so...Darlin' Nikki by Prince <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/b229.gif" alt="b229">

Topic: what is your favorite movie quote
Posted: 27 Feb 2017 05:47

"There's only enough religion in the world to make men hate one another, not enough to make them love one another" Robert De Niro in Angel Heart

Topic: Your User Name....
Posted: 17 Feb 2017 08:28

Well I've always been partial to an under-dog and to be honest, I always thought the Roadrunner was a bit of a dick!!!

Topic: Opposite Word Game
Posted: 08 Feb 2017 17:44

unsure

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 11 Dec 2016 18:21

black and white....

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 01 Dec 2016 18:09

This is true...

TPBM has a tongue long enough to lick their own shoulder....

Topic: A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted: 10 Aug 2016 09:31

What you do to me!

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Quiet Please

or   Pushing the Librarian’s Buttons   It was just the local library. Every Thursday evening I would stop in there when it was open till 8 pm. I wasn’t a member; I didn’t need to be as long as I didn’t want to take any books out. The staff were friendly enough and didn’t mind you bending the rules and bringing in coffee to drink, I often bought a couple of extra ones for them as...

Added 06 Sep 2017 | Category Masturbation | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 3,968 | 13 Comments

What Friends are For!

I couldn’t believe myself! But, my heart was pounding loudly in my chest as I surrendered myself to this stranger in a dank, dirty alley and a lustful almost maniacal smile spread across my lips. I felt it start and begin to spread from within my belly as this strangers cock shoved roughly up into my soaking slit. A moan slipped from my lips, getting louder as the first hint of my orgasm...

Added 18 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 12,226 | 14 Comments

Snacking

It’s that time of night. Jamie is snoring quietly beside me. I can hardly define it as a snore; quite cute really, like a quiet little moan from his nose each time he exhales. He really is quite the cutie on the whole, even tries to cuddle and chat after the deed and manages quite well for a couple of minutes until his answers become nonsense and then gibberish till at last they’re just...

Added 17 Jun 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 7,279 | 8 Comments

Love Kills

  They say it’s blind, Maybe, maybe not. But it blinds!   In the name of the father, The mother, One’s country. God!   We protect that, which we love, From suffering, from harm, from hate, Against all.   Beyond reason, beyond sanity, Beyond our own life. And in defiant defence is where we fail.   We are all one in our desire for love, The stronger our love, The more we...

Added 20 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 486 | 25 Comments

Santa Visits Bad Girls Too

Mary walked through the shopping mall idly gazing into all the shops windows with their festive displays. Tinsel and fairy lights were strung across the wide walkway and small Christmas Trees flashed and twinkled every twenty yards or so. She thought to herself that she would never get use to the hot season here in Brisbane. Strolling about in bright sunshine wearing just a pink halter...

Added 26 Dec 2016 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 7,798 | 4 Comments

A Battle of Will

She laughed and gave me a friendly jab on the shoulder. That wouldhave been it, if I hadn't retaliated in kind. Now, I'm no beefcake and I've never been a fitness addict but I am naturally slim and I have, what you might call, a wiry strength. I've no idea what I could lift but I have 'pumped' above my weight using our most powerful muscle, the brain. Shifted girders and such where a...

Added 10 Aug 2016 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,679 | 7 Comments

A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall

Author’s Note ;this is not a political statement on any countries politics or foreign policy. It could be set in Syria today (though certain details make that highly unlikely) or set in the future in the States where citizens are defending themselves against a draconian government’s attempt to ban guns (that was a joke), it is a statement about the general futility and brutality of war...

Added 26 Feb 2016 | Category Hardcore | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,774 | 2 Comments

Myths and Reasons in Everything?

Time has its right to youth Even if gods tell half-truths Destiny damned Lost in karma exposed senses Chockfull of carnal knowledge A nuance deciphered Praying upon simple sexual yearning ...

Added 23 Feb 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,052 | 5 Comments

WWW Are No Longer Free

Nothing can ever last In the time of an era All sound bites and glib Laughing on Yahoo Idling night and day too Killing time with nothing extra Eating snacks, gone too soon Searching for manna for the Id Bored with funnies and kittens too Internet decaying thought every hour Games within frontiers for I Carnage as fingertips on keyboards run Orgasms on...

Added 19 Feb 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 751 | 3 Comments

Entropy

The universe no longer expanded. Galaxies, nebulae, even the stars themselves, Gone in the blink of an eye, Or the meeting of flesh upon flesh. Once there had been a world and people, Now in the last minutes they had evaporated from my mind,  Gradually diminishing. The town and people I knew. Gone. Faded along with the neighbourhood. Relations, friends; melted to nothing. ...

Added 17 Feb 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 456 | 3 Comments

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Posted: 14 Sep 2017 20:31
lol obviously the flattery went over your head
honeydipped
Posted: 13 Sep 2017 11:42


tee hee

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Posted: 08 Aug 2017 12:51
It worked!
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Posted: 19 Jul 2017 09:10




i'll do you a solid
honeydipped
Posted: 18 Jul 2017 12:43


heard it on the radio earlier today!

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Posted: 06 Jul 2017 10:20


thought you'd appreciate this

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Posted: 02 Jul 2017 02:28

littleduchess
Posted: 18 Jun 2017 19:10
Always fun to make new friends!
honeydipped
Posted: 18 Jun 2017 04:40


you are quite smexy😍 lol i hope that you have a wonderful day, coyote😘

prettywild
Posted: 17 Jun 2017 08:05
have they paid the ransom yet?
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Posted: 03 May 2017 10:35


can't imagine why this made me think of you
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