About wyliecoyote
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Just a horny auld hound

Name:
wyliecoyote
Sex:
Male 
Age:
49
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Slut
Location:
The county Hope in the village eternal, Greater London, United Kingdom
Interests:
Barebecued Roadrunner and sex...maybe a wee bit of scribbling
Favorite Books:
The Chrysalids, The Day of the Triffids, The Crow Road, Use of Weapons, Excession, The Foundation series, Harry Potter, Dubliners, The Eagle has Landed, 2000AD/Judge Dredd (comics count I assume) and so many many more...
Favorite Authors:
John wyndam, Iain Banks (with or without the M), Isacc Asimov, Eoin Colfer, J K Rowling, Stephen King (early works), Milan Kundera,... and so many more...
Favorite Movies:
So many... Calvary, The Alien series, Faithful Departed, The Blues brothers, Blazing Saddles, The Negotiator, Bugsy Malone, V for Vendetta, The Riddick series, Exam, Deadpool, Bound, The Spaghetti Westerns, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Judge Dredd (both but not so much with Sly), The Eagle has Landed, Monty Python, Airplane... can you tell I'm a cineast?
Favourite TV Shows:
Dexter, Lie to Me, Spartacus, Dollhouse, Buffy and Angel, Bosch, White Collar, House, okay quite liking G o T, Chancer, Sense8, Firefly, Doctor Who, ...and a few more
Favorite Music:
The Pogues, The Horslips, Rainbow, Blues Brothers, Bob Marley, Ennio Morricone, Human League, Eminem, Eclectic to say the least
Website:
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Date Joined:
20 Dec 2009
Last Visit:
04 May 2016
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Friends:
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Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
2
Forum Posts:
70
Stories:
13
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Opposite Word Game
Posted: 13 Apr 2016 18:39

Un-copyrighted... ( I know a bit of a stretch!!!

Wylie xx

Topic: Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted: 13 Apr 2016 18:37

Navigator by The Pogues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh0F41AvO_Q

Wylie xx

Topic: I AM
Posted: 13 Apr 2016 18:32

I y'am what I y'am.... Popeye the Sailor man....

Wylie xx

Topic: My last orgasm was...
Posted: 23 Mar 2016 21:06

any minute now.....:)

Topic: Replace One Word in a Song or Movie Title With "Orgasm"
Posted: 10 Mar 2016 04:12

Indiana Jones Orgasms the Crystal Skull

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Topic: Ruin a date in 5 words
Posted: 10 Mar 2016 04:07




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I don't know sign language!!
(sorry too tempting for that mis-post)

Alternatively... (newspaper in hand)

...Fifteen...? Eight letters... extremely depressed?

Wylie xx

Topic: Kiss, Fuck, or Pass?
Posted: 09 Mar 2016 18:27

Pass... maybe a hearty handshake...

Wylie xx

Topic: Movies Z-A
Posted: 09 Mar 2016 18:26

The Quiet Man

Wylie xx

Topic: Body Parts (Alphabet/ABC)
Posted: 09 Mar 2016 18:24

Knackers.... ( is slang allowed?)

Wylie xx

Topic: Sexual ABC's
Posted: 09 Mar 2016 18:23

N...hmmmm.... N.... Nipples!!!!!!

Wylie xx

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Stories Published By wyliecoyote
A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall

Author’s Note ;this is not a political statement on any countries politics or foreign policy. It could be set in Syria today (though certain details make that highly unlikely) or set in the future in the States where citizens are defending themselves against a draconian government’s attempt to ban guns (that was a joke), it is a statement about the general futility and brutality of war...

Added 26 Feb 2016 | Category Hardcore | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,959 | 2 Comments

Myths and Reasons in Everything?

Time has its right to youth Even if gods tell half-truths Destiny damned Lost in karma exposed senses Chockfull of carnal knowledge A nuance deciphered Praying upon simple sexual yearning ...

Added 23 Feb 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 712 | 3 Comments

WWW Are No Longer Free

Nothing can ever last In the time of an era All sound bites and glib Laughing on Yahoo Idling night and day too Killing time with nothing extra Eating snacks, gone too soon Searching for manna for the Id Bored with funnies and kittens too Internet decaying thought every hour Games within frontiers for I Carnage as fingertips on keyboards run Orgasms on...

Added 19 Feb 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 544 | 3 Comments

Entropy

The universe no longer expanded. Galaxies, nebulae, even the stars themselves, Gone in the blink of an eye, Or the meeting of flesh upon flesh. Once there had been a world and people, Now in the last minutes they had evaporated from my mind,  Gradually diminishing. The town and people I knew. Gone. Faded along with the neighbourhood. Relations, friends; melted to nothing. ...

Added 17 Feb 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 275 | 3 Comments

Valentine's Day is Over

You remember the day we met? Once upon a time, down all the years Up along the road .. By my Uncle’s gate Riding your bike back from the town On the wall watching you go by Keeping the smile from my lips Ever the James Dean wannabe .. My persona cracking as you stop Your eyes, your smile, your laugh .. How we danced without music Each stepping to...

Added 12 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 577 | 8 Comments

The Morning After...

I swim upwards towards wakefulness, the slight recollection of my dreams. Images of lips and naked flesh fading fast. No doubt brought on by the previous evenings exertions. A smile playing on my lips, I stretch my stiff muscles. My shoulders are particularly stiff; I arch my back and open my arms out as far as I can reach careful not to strike my sleeping partner. It is only now I...

Added 03 Oct 2014 | Category BDSM | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 6,240 | 4 Comments

Howling at the Moon

The branches and twigs whip against this alien body as I rush through the trees. My unnatural eyes see through the darkness of the forest, the trees blurring as they fly past, my claws sinking into their bark pulling me onwards. Your scent filling my nostrils, my muscled legs tear up the distance between us. The silvery globe above me flickering and dancing through the canopy of branches....

Added 16 May 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 3,816 | 4 Comments

The Beguiling

One of those social gatherings that occur occasionally that you’re really not a part of but decide to attend anyway. More like a moon orbiting an outer satellite than a major planet closer to the star. Still after not deleting the invite I figured that they’d be quite a few old acquaintances that would be in attendance that it’d be good to catch up with them. The function room was crowded...

Added 31 Jan 2014 | Category Seduction | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 2,436 | 3 Comments

Recommended Read Round and Round

They all tell us about it and we say we believe them, but we don’t truly understand. They call it being a zombie. And it may take a week or so, until it happens but then you do truly understand. When you get here you’re just too busy and too excited and then you get your first glimpse, that’s it, you’re frozen, hence ‘zombie’. And you do believe you could look at it forever, but you have...

Added 03 Nov 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,579 | 6 Comments

The Way of the Wicca

Even in hindsight I couldn’t be sure of the first time I saw her. Looking back, some of my memories seem like dreams; some of my dreams seem like memories, almost as if I came into being that day when I turned my head in the unseasonably bright March sunshine.  The music blared in the background and the hum of people talking, laughing and singing played in the foreground. It was a...

Added 06 Sep 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 1,730

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