Forum posts made by xara

Topic Is This Man Cheating on His Wife?
Posted 04 Oct 2007 22:57

What an intersting sounding site.... now who shall I be I wonder .... must try and remember to give that a go !!!


This one is more "adult" in nature.....http://redlightcenter.com/

Topic Is This Man Cheating on His Wife?
Posted 04 Oct 2007 01:11

Personally, I don't believe this is "cheating".
He tried to include his wife, and is not hiding anything from her.
To me, cheating is when you lie.

She needs to get her ass off the couch, and stop feeling sorry for herself.
Put something sexy on, go into his office, get down on her knees and show him
what REALITY feels like.

Men really aren't that difficult to understand, or to please. bj

Topic Vagina v Clitoris
Posted 30 Sep 2007 15:39

To some it must seem like rocket science. I've known some men to ask me what's the best way to provide oral sex on a woman.

My advice is to watch a girl/girl movie.

Topic Movie Quotes - Answer then post yours
Posted 26 May 2007 17:11

Ok, how about this:

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead"

"I'd hate to be you if I were me"

"Your mothers c**t stinks like carpet cleaner"

(all from the same movie)

Topic Movie Quotes - Answer then post yours
Posted 26 May 2007 16:56

You are correct!

Topic First Timer - Feedback Please!
Posted 15 May 2007 22:47

Thank you!
I will look forward to it.

Topic Internet Porn facts and figures
Posted 15 May 2007 22:43

Well Susan, next time I decide to do some "writing" I shall keep you in mind.angel7

Topic Internet Porn facts and figures
Posted 15 May 2007 10:36

That was VERY cute.
Not sure I would want all that ink all over my body though.
Whoever got the job of helping to wash it all off must have had fun.

Topic First Timer - Feedback Please!
Posted 14 May 2007 19:42

Thank you, Lush.
I had hoped more of the other "more experienced" authors would be willing to comment, but, apparently not.
No matter. I have added to my story and consider it to be finished.

If I suck....then I suck...just wish someone had the balls to tell me so.

Topic Movie Quotes - Answer then post yours
Posted 14 May 2007 11:01

No...

Topic Movie Quotes - Answer then post yours
Posted 13 May 2007 23:21

No, not a chick flick.
A man said this line.....a rather short drunken man.
A comedy.
70's? ( i think )
Actors initials are DM.

Topic We're the Sex Toy and DVD testers
Posted 13 May 2007 18:04

Where do I apply?

Topic Movie Quotes - Answer then post yours
Posted 13 May 2007 18:03

Al Pacino in "Scarface" ?



"Sometimes I just think funny things"

Topic Do you prefer shaved pussies?
Posted 13 May 2007 17:58

Mine is waxed....completely.

Topic Masturbate for charity
Posted 13 May 2007 17:50

Hmm. I do live only about 20 minutes south of SF.
If I do decide to check out this "event", I will report back.
( with all the gooey details )

angel7

Topic First Timer - Feedback Please!
Posted 13 May 2007 16:59

I just posted a story. It is unfinished. This is the first time I have ever tried to write anything.
The name of the story is "Sofia".
I would appreciate any comments or suggestions any of you might have for me.
And please do not sugar coat it....I can handle it!
Thank you!

Topic Girls who develop early at risk
Posted 03 Apr 2007 00:47

Someone actually took the time to do a "study" on this?
Isn't this something that is fairly obvious?

Topic Favourite Quotes
Posted 31 Mar 2007 02:28

The past and the future are one.
The present is a gift.

-Alizee ( a forum bot )

Topic Breasts
Posted 19 Mar 2007 02:15

Ok guys, should I or shouldn't I?
I'm very cute, and I have a really good figure.
Nice butt, legs, flat tummy...
My boobs are very nice, cute even.
But, they are rather small. ( 36A )
I think my already good figure would be greatly enhanced
if only my boobs were larger.
So far, the majority of my friends say I should not
alter my body.
What do you think?

Topic Shaved Or Unshaved?
Posted 28 Jan 2007 02:11

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.

Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away.

"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."

"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water."

"What about your husband? asked the model.

"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris.

"Good," said the model. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."

That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.

The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimmer or underclothes.

Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not believe her.

"It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."

The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her.

Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.

Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.

"Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred. "Yes, he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?"

"Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've seen me millions of times."

"Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't."





flower

Topic Sir Paul McCartney - "through with women"
Posted 15 Jan 2007 02:37

I bet he's married again within 2 years, probably less.
love9

Topic Dog shoots man, dead.
Posted 15 Jan 2007 02:30

I think I'd have to wonder about the friend.
The odds have got to be astronomical for this event to have taken place.
But then, I'm naturally suspect.

Topic Changing Room Prank
Posted 07 Jan 2007 02:08

It's silly - but there's boobs, so it's all good.

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/ChangingRoomPrank.shtml

Topic Paris Hilton Nipple Exposure
Posted 06 Jan 2007 22:14

I'd say hair extensions most likely.
And isn't her dress ripped?( under her arm, by the zipper )
I'm all about dressing and looking sexy, but that's a bit much IMO.

Topic Rack'em
Posted 30 Dec 2006 12:55

Predictable, but funny anyway.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/42978/Pool_Table_Trick.html

Topic Great guitar work - Andy McKee
Posted 24 Dec 2006 12:41

That was pretty cool!
Check this one out-
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/73155/Michael_Winslow_Performing_Led_Zepplin_s_Whole_Lotta_Love.html

Guitar solo's with his MOUTH, and the guy does a great Robert Plant impersonation.

Topic Caught banging a blow up doll
Posted 23 Dec 2006 16:57

http://www.muttonbone.com/


dontknow

Topic Caught banging a blow up doll
Posted 23 Dec 2006 16:53

I agree totally....Maybe he got tired of spending all his $ on hookers?
I'm not a man, but I think that masturbation would be far better.

Topic Caught banging a blow up doll
Posted 23 Dec 2006 13:42

Perhaps he wanted to be caught?

Topic Expensive blowjob....for the giver...
Posted 18 Dec 2006 17:17

Why isn't there a record of her ever doing this before?
Doh!
MOST 17 year old boy's wouldn't have opened their mouth's.
( no pun intended )
What bothers me most about situations like this is that if it was a MALE teacher,
we would lock him up and throw away the key!
However, Miss Lund will most likely just get her hand slapped.
Double standard in reverse IMO.
dontknow