About Zook


Im a fun guy looking for naughty/nice girls that want to talk.

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Topic: How do you stack up?
Posted: 20 May 2009 05:56

The chart was obviously made by someone who never goes food shopping because the oranges are larger than grapefruits. <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!">
thats what i was thinking ali

Topic: Ever happened this to you, Rocco?
Posted: 06 May 2009 18:58

I've had enough to give me nightmares for one night.
me too

Topic: Making Popsicles
Posted: 01 May 2009 22:20

See if you're as mesmerized by this as I am:

i think they made the video then just played it backwards...

Topic: naked hippie gets 'tased, bro'
Posted: 27 Apr 2009 23:37

Why the hell argue ... you put on the Towel ..the cops go away ...

Seemed to be set up for a bait the cops game to me ...
I would have pepper spayed him... much more uncomfortable
pepper spray doesnt always work and sometimes makes the situation worse and some of those people may be allergic cops try to use pepper spray in a smaller more controlled situation

Topic: Blonde Jokes... 4/13/09
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 18:45

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Topic: Blonde Jokes... 4/13/09
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 18:43

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

Topic: Blonde Jokes... 4/13/09
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 18:43

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Topic: Blonde Jokes... 4/13/09
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 18:42

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."

BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer

Topic: Blonde Jokes... 4/13/09
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 18:41

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:"Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry." At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and asks: ''Will it take ME ?'

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