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Virtual Shopping - Your Ultimate Wish List

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Dancing_Doll
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This is a totally guilt-free virtual shopping thread!

Post the stuff that's currently making you swoon (clothes, shoes, bags, make-up, jewelry, gadgets, watches, sex toys, lingerie, home decor - the skies the limit).

These can be things that you actually plan to buy or things you can't afford just yet and are saving for that dream lottery payout. Don't take it out on your credit cards. Take it out in this thread!




Liz
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I love this thread!

Betony Vernon designed 'Paradise Found' Spanker



A spanker with cherry wood or solid mahogany finish - while to a majority of people this may sound a bit over the top, this exclusive spanker is meant for erotica enthusiasts only. Imagine getting your bottom spanked in luxury

$3,000

I'd also love some really expensive, couture lingerie from designers like: Bordelle, I.D. Sarrieri, Carine Gilson, La Perla or Agent Provocateur.
Suspenders, corsets, basques, playsuits - just a proper spending spree!

Dancing_Doll
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I've been eyeing these foil leather double wrap skull bracelets by Alexander McQueen with the little crystal-eyed skull charm. I really like leather wrap bracelets in general - they look so great with slim jeans, a tank top and some sexy spiked heels or long leather boots in the winter. McQueen hits it out of the park with these in particular - they're really cute!



They retail around $350.


And - yes, I know Balenciaga's motorcycle bags have been around forever, but they're such classics and they're always a little updated every few seasons. At a $1,300+ pricetag, I still haven't brought myself to the point of actually buying one. And I can't do the fake knock-off version. It's just not the same. I mean look at that supple leather and gorgeous hardware. So it's been a staple on my wish-list for ages now.


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Anything and everything by Oscar de la Renta and Alexander McQueen
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Anything and everything by Oscar de la Renta and Alexander McQueen




Except that hideous skull print from McQueen.
I say this as I recently sold a few items w/ this print to friends who kept asking.
Magical_felix
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So it's been a staple on my wish-list for ages now.




That's it?

You've probably achieved that many times over by now.

If not, throw that butthole my way, we'll work something out ;)
Magical_felix
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This is a gift for someone, but it's really for me.

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This is a gift for someone, but it's really for me.


Really? Were the DamonX lookalike costumes all sold out? I guess you'll have to break the news to your 18 year old internet girlfriend. Don't worry. It's 2020. Biden is president. You can tell girls that you are Mexican again.
Magical_felix
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This is a gift for someone, but it's really for me.


Really? Were the DamonX lookalike costumes all sold out? I guess you'll have to break the news to your 18 year old internet girlfriend. Don't worry. It's 2020. Biden is president. You can tell girls that you are Mexican again.


Me being Mexican has always been a plus... What do you mean?

"Girls" love that... Maybe you should try it, guay.

I didn't mention being Mexican in this thread btw, that's what's on your mind, white "boy".
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Me being Mexican has always been a plus... What do you mean?

"Girls" love that... Maybe you should try it, guay.

I didn't mention being Mexican in this thread btw, that's what's on your mind, white "boy".



Its güey.

Or maybe you meant some other guay that I've never heard of.

Either way, both of you güeys have made me laugh.






Magical_felix
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Its güey.




Oh yeah? The umlaut is used in Spanish? What type of Spanish? There are several.

Was my use of "guay" formal or not in that instance? Why would someone replace an umlaut with phonetical? You can explain, if you like.
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Oh yeah? The umlaut is used in Spanish? What type of Spanish? There are several.

Was my use of "guay" formal or not in that instance? Why would someone replace an umlaut with phonetical? You can explain, if you like.


Yes, the umlauts are used in such a word.

I had to remove the umlauts so it could give me this example seeing as I know how to properly type in Mexican Spanish.



Don't even get me started w/ Salvi Spanish cause I'll get lost.

But guay does translate to cool.

So, why don't you tell me what you actually wanted to say w/ guay or güey?

Maybe you weren't even using güey but guay.

So, correct me.

Your turn.



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Women be shopping.
Magical_felix
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Yes, the umlauts are used in such a word.

I had to remove the umlauts so it could give me this example seeing as I know how to properly type in Mexican Spanish.



Don't even get me started w/ Salvi Spanish cause I'll get lost.

But guay does translate to cool.

So, why don't you tell me what you actually wanted to say w/ guay or güey?

Maybe you weren't even using güey but guay.

So, correct me.

Your turn.





What a mess of google research...

I'm sure the coders know the difference between guay, guey, wey, wheigh, weigh, cuck, bittch etc... you go ahead and enlighten me.
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What a mess of google research...

I'm sure the coders know the difference between guay, guey, wey, wheigh, weigh, cuck, bittch etc... you go ahead and enlighten me.


Now I know what you meant but still guey is spelled güey
Magical_felix
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Now I know what you meant but still guey is spelled güey







You are right... Spanish is my second language. Like, I don't even use accent marks when writing in Spanish. It's purely for communication.

I was just busy picking on Osman last night. I knew this thread would rile him up. He's very predictable.
Verbal
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This is a gift for someone, but it's really for me.



That's the most threatening sex toy I've ever seen. Looks like a frikkin nail gun.



I want this, and am not getting it, unless I buy it for myself.

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I need a new snow buggy. 2021 911 Targa 4s.
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I would want dog food and cat food for all the shelters. Blankets and adoption fees. I have all the material things I could ever need.

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I would want dog food and cat food for all the shelters. Blankets and adoption fees. I have all the material things I could ever need.

That's so sweet. ❤️

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I’d like the entire Dyson hair styling range. 🤤

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