"So concludes tonight's reading. Next week, Cunnilingus 3, 10-35: And He brought forth twelve sinful women, instructing his disciples to feast and find the holiness in them."

"Our Prayers."

"Lord, give Deacon Jimmy some relief 'cause Marla's been ministering our black brothers after Sunday service and he ain't measuring up anymore."

"Watch over Abe Carson. Seein' his wife muffing the maid hurt him real bad."

"Mary Carson asks, Lord, take the bastard quick."

"And Lord, give me strength 'cause it's choir tryouts and that's a whole lotta pussy to taste in a day!"

"Good night and God Bless!"