Your timing is perfect! Just as the clock strikes midnight, you push me over the edge, ringing in the New Year. 

What you do on January 1, they say, you’ll do all year. Terrific–we’ll be cumming together all year long, then.

All morning, teasing, pushing each other to the brink, but never over the edge. 

In the afternoon, Round Two. One last stroke, precisely at the top of the hour, and we’re cumming for each other again. 

What a way to celebrate! One for your new year, one for mine. A double bang! If only we weren’t fifteen timezones apart.