My eyes jerk open to the clock glowing 3:35.

Trying to remember, I get nothing but a blurry jumble. There was some kinda bar bet. Spiky red shoes and olive oil? Something about three parrots?

I thumb the lamp, pulling the sheet off the body beside me. Blue-haired with pierced nipples and a bald cunt, her body's a tattooed explosion of color.

There's a feeldoe and other toys. My cunt does feel fucked and the lubed rabbit says an ass got it, too.

She blinks awake with a smile.

"Ready for more? They paid for all night."

Apparently I won.