After a few drinks at my friend’s birthday party, I was busting for a pee. I’d seen several people beat me to the throne room, but now it was my turn.

I stepped in, closed the door and unzipped. Then I noticed my friend was sitting there with an unlocked door.

Nothing for it, I thought. Without a word, I walked to her, leaned forward to kiss her and fingered her until she moaned and wet my hand with an orgasm.

“Happy Birthday!”

Then I washed, left the room and peed outside on the lemon tree.

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