I support Livingston Football Club but that's actual football, not this American nonsense. :P

I agree Clum about actual football. Can't agree about Scottish Football though - its a bit of an oxymoron - Scotland and Football!

As for English Football teams..............I have half a mind to support Liverpool - which is all you need basically.....

All his movies are good but from a personal point of view it has to be "Catch me if you can"

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

The doctor said "When you feel you are ready to ejaculate try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.

All excited to try this suggestion he ran home to his wife. At home he foung his wife in bed naked and waiting. As the two began they found themselves in the 69 postion. The man moments later felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired off the starter pistol.

The next day the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked "How did it go?"

The man answered "Not that well. When i fired the pistol my wife shit in my face, bit my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

Two bombs go off in Boston and US goes into meltdown.......
86 US citizens die every day from gun crime and hardly anyone bats an eyelid.............

Sums up why the gun debate is pointless

umm no. It sounds like a nude pervert class to me.


I agree. Can't imagine you would get any spiritual or physical benefit from it either with all those dangly/hanging bits around...

If they tried to hold a minute's silence at the Sunderland v Newcastle match this weekend, the boos that will ring out will be deafening. But of course that's what the Daily Mail wants - more division, more reasons to be outraged..

Do they actually play football that far North? I thought it only reached as far as Old Trafford!

In all her time in office she only ever appointed ONE woman to the cabinet (about 24-32 ministers), a classic case of pulling up the ladder after you.



Were there any other women in the Conservative Party capable of being a Cabinet Minister and more importantly were there any other women capable of standing up to the very hostile opposition to her policies? I think not.

I would have thought that sexual arousal on a nudest beach goes with the territory, so to speak. If it offends you then stay away otherwise just ignore it. After all the guy might well have just been logged on to Lush with his iPad......

Period sex? I dunno, these outfits don't look very "accessible".

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/diane-kruger-farewell-my-queen-costume-turns-on-joshua-jackson__oPt.jpg

LMFAO!

Noel awoke early next morning to the sun streaming in through the large gap in the hotel room curtains. He was momentarily disorientated. He couldn’t understand why he was lying on a settee covered in a quilt. ‘Where was Carol, his bride?’ Suddenly he heard a groan from the next room. It was Carol. Everything came flooding back to him. She was in the bedroom with Rufus. His bride had...

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“Strip.” Rufus barked at him. His voice shook Noel but he found his fingers automatically reaching for his belt. Carol stepped forward and brushed his hands away and began to complete the task herself. “Let me help you strip for my lover,” Carol told him. Noel sighed. “Bloody hell you are excited aren’t you?” She told him when she saw the state of his boxer shorts. Rufus smiled. ...

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Carol and Noel stood at the foot of the steps of the Civic Hall awaiting their wedding car driver to open the car door for them. Her Dad called out and Carol turned round to receive one final hug from him before being whisked away to their hotel for a two day break before jetting off to Martinique for a two week honeymoon. “I’m glad that you have made an honest man of him at last,” her...

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Judy woke early next morning. She rose and cooked Sandy breakfast and waved him off to work. She had slept restlessly that night. On the one hand she felt guilty for betraying Sandy by letting Al see her naked and on the other she couldn’t shake off the excitement. When she had bowed her head as the gown slipped off her shoulders she saw Al’s excited reaction; she saw his bulge grow. Right...

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His hands shook slightly as he ran the white bath towel down her back, mopping up the droplets of water from her shower. Simon was naked too and his erection was prominent. “Careful,” Terry told him as his cock touched her body, “I don’t want to be covered with your semen do I?” She said with a smile as she turned and touched him. Simon was not only hard but also very wet from leaking cum....

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“You’re late,” he said quietly as Claire entered the room. “I’m sorry,” she replied as she walked up to him. “Things kind of dragged on.” Tim was sat on the edge of the settee and she stood inches from him. Looking up, he saw that she looked tired and her long blonde hair was slightly dishevelled. “Have you been a good girl,” he asked her as he placed his hands on the outside of her...

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  Lara jumped at the sound of his voice. “Curiosity killed the cat!” He called out from the doorway. “I...I.......” She stammered. “Just being nosey.” John told her as he smiled. Lara closed the lid of the parcel on the kitchen table. “Sorry.” She responded. John walked over and pulled back the lid. “Bed restraints.” He commented as he pulled out a bundle of canvas straps. ...

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Judy was visibly shaking as he walked towards her. His broad, towering frame dwarfed her own slim, petite body as he closed up on her. The front door had now been shut upon her husband and they were finally alone; it was just the two of them now. She could see hunger in his eyes and glancing down at his groin she could see that hunger manifesting itself. She was nervous standing there like...

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