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you ever tried to suck on it and could you do it?
Quote by chatnstroke
When I was a very flexible teen, I was able to lick and suck a little on the head - if I were ever to try bending my body in that position now, I'd likely be in traction for a few months and possibly suffer long term disabilities lol
As for autoanal (which is the term for fucking yourself in the ass lol) no, I've never really tried - believe you gotta be a bit more hung to pull it off
Quote by stephanie
Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!
Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?
Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?
Have you ever...
Nicola: "Enough. We get it."
xx SF
Quote by stephanie
Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!
Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?
Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?
Have you ever...
Nicola: "Enough. We get it."
xx SF
Quote by VanGogh
Perfect answer Steph!!
Quote by chatnstroke
When I was a very flexible teen, I was able to lick and suck a little on the head - if I were ever to try bending my body in that position now, I'd likely be in traction for a few months and possibly suffer long term disabilities lol
As for autoanal (which is the term for fucking yourself in the ass lol) no, I've never really tried - believe you gotta be a bit more hung to pull it off
Quote by stephanie
Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!
Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?
Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?
Have you ever...
Nicola: "Enough. We get it."
xx SF
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Have you ever stood in Dublin and tried to blow a Scouser?
Quote by Hardallnight
Tried both and failed hopelessly! Lol
Quote by ChuckEPoo
Are you kidding? How would a guy put his own cock in his ass? You need to examine the human male anatomy.
Quote by stephanie
YOU UTTER UTTER BASTARD!!!!!!
(Maybe once... And I was kneeling down...)
xx SF
Quote by SydneySider
Ah, no. I haven't. To both parts of the question. I guess if one can somehow stick ones own dick up ones own ass, if someone tells you to go fuck yourself, I guess you can literally go and do exactly that.
Quote by dpw
I'm the bastard? You said you swallowed!
Quote by nzhard22
Never even tried putting it in my own ass, but I have and can suck myself, can get like half of it in to my mouth i guess.
Quote by chatnstroke
When I was a very flexible teen, I was able to lick and suck a little on the head - if I were ever to try bending my body in that position now, I'd likely be in traction for a few months and possibly suffer long term disabilities lol
As for autoanal (which is the term for fucking yourself in the ass lol) no, I've never really tried - believe you gotta be a bit more hung to pull it off
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Who the fuck thinks this stuff up?