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I never trust anyone with a beard and I'm suspicious of anyone with facial hair. Examples Hitler, Stalin, Khomeini. Don't get me started on man-buns.
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Are Beards Sexy?
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The Linebacker
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Quote by LYFBUZ
I never trust anyone with a beard and I'm suspicious of anyone with facial hair. Examples Hitler, Stalin, Khomeini. Don't get me started on man-buns.
Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Prince Albert, Charlie Chaplin, Sigmund Freud, Mark Twain, Walt Disney, Catfish Hunter...
But did they have man buns?
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Nobody can enjoy that unless they wan to picking hairs our for their mouth,,,,
Story Verifier
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Nobody can enjoy that unless they wan to picking hairs our for their mouth,,,,
Who says they would use their mouth?
Bug
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Nope. I've never liked facial hair, either aesthetically or in a lover.
No offense to anyone. I just like clean-shaven.
No offense to anyone. I just like clean-shaven.
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Give me a full Gandalf beard boyyyyy 
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
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Certainly wasn't on the last lady I dated...
Force of Nature
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Only on a pussy
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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What about women with beards?
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The Linebacker
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What about women with beards?
Have you been hanging out at Walmart?
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Have you been hanging out at Walmart?
No, I actually have the calendar on CD-rom
(remember, 1997?) with digital art. I got it at some art exhibition that year.
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What about women with beards?
Tip - Never compliment a woman on her beard, no matter how epic it is.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Tip - Never compliment a woman on her beard, no matter how epic it is.
Some seem proud of it: https://beardedwoman.wordpress.com/
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Wild at Heart
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Some seem proud of it: https://beardedwoman.wordpress.com/
Why do you insist on being gross? This is why I can't stand you noll.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Why do you insist on being gross? This is why I can't stand you noll.
That's a "not sexy" for you then I suppose.
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Force of Nature
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What about women with beards?
I am an old lady, but I can honestly say I have negligible facial hair. A woman with a full beard can be very sexy though. Mhmm.
Edit - I realised just as I hit the button that that was a link. She is gorgeous.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
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Tip - Never compliment a woman on her beard, no matter how epic it is.
Give someone a sincere compliment on their beard and suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore
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You want to kiss a guy with a vagina on their face? Go ahead.
That's telling...
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Never liked beards, even less so now, the whole metrosexual gay look of muns with breads, in skinny jeans,shirts with the top button done up & man bags just leaves me cold. Give me a real man with a smooth face or 3 day growth in fitted jeans & shirt anyday
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In a word, NO. In my humble opinion.
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me with a beard lol
and my honest opinion is i dont like beards, dont mind a little stubble but clean shaven is my fav look x
and my honest opinion is i dont like beards, dont mind a little stubble but clean shaven is my fav look x
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In the UK anyway ,beards are very much in fashion. I guess the razor blade companies have been having a tough time of late as they are now marketing beard trimmers .The big question is, what is the definition of a beard or when is it still considered as stubble ?
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Depends on the guy and the beard. Some guys can have beards and they look cute or handsome. Not every guy can pull off a beard.
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To me, very. I love a big bushy beard, hehe.
I can’t stress enough the importance of looking after it though. Nothing worse than coming across a piece of dinner that’s hid itself in there...
I can’t stress enough the importance of looking after it though. Nothing worse than coming across a piece of dinner that’s hid itself in there...
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I don't understand this men and beards thing. If I wanted something hairy to kiss me I would have a dog!
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The choice is a beard, stubble, scratchy whiskers, or a smooth soft chin -- I vote for the smooth soft chin
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I’ve never been a fan of beards. Especially the long ones many men sport now a days.
While some men can wear a nice trim, neat beard, many cannot.
Now sometimes, more often then a beard, a man with some stubble can be very attractive.
While some men can wear a nice trim, neat beard, many cannot.
Now sometimes, more often then a beard, a man with some stubble can be very attractive.
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me with a beard lol
and my honest opinion is i dont like beards, dont mind a little stubble but clean shaven is my fav look x
Very sexy. My husband's beard looks a lot like that. He keeps it trimmed so it looks neat.
Stubble turns me off. Full beards only work on some men. Whispy beards are crap. Soul patches are ridiculous.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
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Grow and maintain a beard if you've got a double/triple chin, weak chin, a goofy jawline, turkey jowls or anything else you're hoping to cover up with some neckbeard action.
Those things are horrible to maintain, both of my brothers choose to sport one each - they are too fucking lazy to shave their faces every day.
Consequently, one brother spends 20 minutes each morning grooming his so it looks halfway decent and then he's constantly grooming it during the day, to clean food particles and beverage stains out of it. He trims his at least once every few days to keep it looking manscaped. I tease him about his metro facial look. He is not amused.
My youngest brother simply prefers the Grizzly Adams look, he gives not one fuck about how it looks to anyone else - and it shows. His is the total Duck Dynasty looking, scroungy meth-hillbilly out of control squirrel's nest.
Of course, they both also recently voted against Hillary Clinton with a Trump 'protest vote' - so there's that, too.
Those things are horrible to maintain, both of my brothers choose to sport one each - they are too fucking lazy to shave their faces every day.
Consequently, one brother spends 20 minutes each morning grooming his so it looks halfway decent and then he's constantly grooming it during the day, to clean food particles and beverage stains out of it. He trims his at least once every few days to keep it looking manscaped. I tease him about his metro facial look. He is not amused.
My youngest brother simply prefers the Grizzly Adams look, he gives not one fuck about how it looks to anyone else - and it shows. His is the total Duck Dynasty looking, scroungy meth-hillbilly out of control squirrel's nest.
Of course, they both also recently voted against Hillary Clinton with a Trump 'protest vote' - so there's that, too.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.